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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1601 - 2015-07-15 16:39:07 UTC
CCP file a support ticket.

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Bicklovin
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1602 - 2015-07-15 16:39:13 UTC
Outside looks like the only option now... Going to throw bubble wrap on random folks passing by, run around them in circles as fast as I can all while making auto-cannon sound effects until I am finally hot-dropped by the Dallas police department. Perhaps it will make Fox news!
Mohoni
Science Labs Occurring Variation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#1603 - 2015-07-15 16:39:14 UTC
Attention ahhh my face is melting without eve please hurry x.x you are my only hope CCP
Sin SoLeXX
1.21 Gigawatts
#1604 - 2015-07-15 16:39:26 UTC
GeeBee wrote:
So last week I was joking on teamspeak about how hilarious it would be if TQ crashed and burned upon the release of fozziesov, it took a day but here we are. TRANQUILITY IS NOW SENTIENT AND REJECTS YOUR CHANGES! Skynet is upon us, change the nuke codes.


^
this made me chuckle..
Mylena Kare
Space Warriors Alliance
#1605 - 2015-07-15 16:39:35 UTC
First world problem, launcher won't launch. Third world problem, put food on the table. Enjoy family time less the relatives you like. Extended downtime= Family time.
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
#1606 - 2015-07-15 16:39:46 UTC
Requirements:

Server startup skill lvl 5

Training time required 49 days 16 hours 27 minutes.
procopy
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1607 - 2015-07-15 16:39:48 UTC
ahhh can't wait for them miners and ratters to populate anoms right after boot
Muffins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1608 - 2015-07-15 16:39:48 UTC
Killdeer Okel wrote:
Wobbly Ron wrote:
Have you tried turning it off then on again

That joke was so 70 pages ago.


That reply was so 30 pages ago.

Ohgod. What have we become? :(
Larn Conner
Doomheim
#1609 - 2015-07-15 16:39:57 UTC
Miracle Max: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad.

Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad

Miracle Max: *looking up and down at Fezzik* You ARE the brute squad.

Inigo Montoya: We need a miracle, it's important .

Miracle Max: *looks over dead Eve server* I've seen worse.

Inigo Montoya: Sir, we're in a terrible rush, the natives are getting restless.

Miracle Max: Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

Inigo Montoya: The server is dead.

Miracle Max: The server is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. With mostly dead, it's slightly alive. With all dead, there's only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through the components and strip the things you can salvage and put into a new server.
Silver Gleam
Red Kite Industries
AddictClan
#1610 - 2015-07-15 16:40:05 UTC
Just a Idea why don't you roll back the patch ....fix the issues with it the repatch at later date and let us at least play while your solving the mess you've made!!!!!!!
KenFlorian
Jednota Inc
#1611 - 2015-07-15 16:40:26 UTC
CCP, for the love of all that is good and decent, delay the recovery another several hours. The content of this thread is beyond precious.
Come-Back-Home SSIBALNOMA
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1612 - 2015-07-15 16:40:51 UTC
한국 지금 난리 났다.
서버를 어서 열어라
Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1613 - 2015-07-15 16:40:53 UTC
CCP forgot to pay their sov bill or what?

That'll teach them to leave those pesky autopay checkboxes un-checked by default!
Nortion Adoulin
Not Listed
#1614 - 2015-07-15 16:40:54 UTC
I blame ELITE DANGEROSE

They obviously managed to entosis your Internet Server Hub and now we got to wait until you delt with all those nodes.

Lets just hope you don't go into reinforced.
Hra Neuvosto
Party Cat Enterprises
#1615 - 2015-07-15 16:40:59 UTC
Good day spacefriends
Deck Cadelanne
CAStabouts
#1616 - 2015-07-15 16:41:11 UTC
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
0utlaw5tar wrote:
Deck Cadelanne wrote:
I am stunned at the level of entitlement expressed in this thread.

Sometimes things go wrong with complex IT systems, especially when changes get made. Most updates of late have gone pretty smoothly and most downtimes have been minutes long.

So enough with the bitching already. Go outside, kick a ball around, say hello to your wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend/kids/dog...

Truth


I would, but it is raining so my answer to this is "**** that ****". Now, about entitlement... I could care less.


Open a book. Phone a friend you haven't spoken with in a while. Clean your room.

Personally, I am listening to a work-related web conference and refreshing this thread to be entertained with the inane, the stupid and the entitled.

So many options...

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn professional."

- Hunter S. Thompson
dev0n
Secondhand Starships
THE OLD SCHOOL
#1617 - 2015-07-15 16:41:12 UTC
Well, reading through 80 pages of posts killed some time Roll
Tara Eves
Republican Guard
Shadow Cartel
#1618 - 2015-07-15 16:41:18 UTC
xXKILLZONEXX Keikira wrote:
Remember to check the boot.ini Lol


Iceburn!! They're never gonna be allowed to forget that, are they?!

Good luck guys, and thanks for the work you're putting in to fix this for us.
Milinako
SWAT Vertical Integration Products
#1619 - 2015-07-15 16:41:19 UTC
welp i had like 30 10/10s to do today :P
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1620 - 2015-07-15 16:41:23 UTC
Llish wrote:
Things I have done today:

Cleaned bathroom
Wahsed Up dishes
Took Dog out
Talked to my neibour, his name is Johnathan!
Empty ash trays and removed cans of redbull from around my flat
watered plants, but i think they are dead
Ate food i cooked, yuck
Did hoovering
read some of my Simon Scarrow book, Ahh Cato and Macro, what kind of trouble awaits you this time!?

What else can I do today?

What have you done, apart from F5'ing this thread?


I started an awesome drinking game :P

A New Voice for a New Eden