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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Chuck Berlet
#1121 - 2015-07-15 15:38:22 UTC
Minty Aroma wrote:
Hamsters on strike? Better feed them better.

I think CCP upgraded to street children a year or two ago because they can go longer without food.
Caldari State
#1122 - 2015-07-15 15:38:22 UTC
Medro wrote:
WTB live stream from CCP HQ TwistedTwistedTwisted

What you will see:

  • Engineers running around with their hair on fire, screaming at each other / everything
  • Developers with their feet on their desks, looking calm but secretly terrified it was their code that 'did it'
  • Managers going a weird purple colour

I've been there, it's no fun for anyone.
Jonny Reade
Luxembourg Online
Solyaris Chtonium
#1123 - 2015-07-15 15:38:26 UTC
Damn. They were right, there is another life out there. Just beyond this door...
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1124 - 2015-07-15 15:38:46 UTC
Just as I predicted, sov changes would be the death of eve.
Stomp Mongo
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1125 - 2015-07-15 15:38:47 UTC
Nibiru The Destroyer wrote:
you broke eve...

Yes. B*tch was supposed to finish the dishes before the update. She will be back though. She always comes back. Tells her mom she slipped and smacked her face into that doorknob a couple times. She likes it though.
#1126 - 2015-07-15 15:38:56 UTC
Free SP!!!! Yeah more FREE SP to make up for the failed cluster I hope the skills are still training in the database queue!
Wow another FAIL!
Want a Failcoin to feel better?!?
Spyra Gryra
#1127 - 2015-07-15 15:39:02 UTC
Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.
Wayne Caderu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1128 - 2015-07-15 15:39:06 UTC
Dieu LeVeut wrote:
55 pages of comments, and here I am, still at work.

Let me fix that for you, 55 pages of bitchin'.
Aristocrate Kondur
DD Starship Ltd
#1129 - 2015-07-15 15:39:10 UTC
Thought so, server room is on fire Oops
M.O.E. Inc.
#1130 - 2015-07-15 15:39:14 UTC
Did you try kicking it yet? Just sayin.....
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1131 - 2015-07-15 15:39:17 UTC
Selaria Unbertable wrote:
Medro wrote:
WTB live stream from CCP HQ TwistedTwistedTwisted

Doubt there's much to see there... Just a bunch of CCP technicians poking the server with a stick and scratching their heads Twisted

I would pay for that a 24/7 stream of the server and comand window

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Tactically Armed Vanguard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#1132 - 2015-07-15 15:39:18 UTC
While CCP does stuff to make things work again..

Please post more jokes.. The Bat and Wall joke made us all titter quite a bit here....

Fast Andloose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1133 - 2015-07-15 15:39:31 UTC
Maybe somebody is bumping the server with a Machariel as it attempts to align.

Frigates keep piling out of that nearby Bowhead and taking potshots as Concord leisurely assures us that we are not being aggressed.

Not to worry, CCP, it's an allowed mechanic. Nobody is guilty but yourselves.

Eve is, in fact, dead.
Irina Sokolov
Amarr Empire
#1134 - 2015-07-15 15:39:38 UTC
Some one forgot to change the bios battery?

Wayne Caderu
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#1135 - 2015-07-15 15:40:31 UTC
We need to fix the thread fast before dreddit comes in and starts recruiting!
The All-Seeing Eye
#1136 - 2015-07-15 15:40:46 UTC
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1137 - 2015-07-15 15:41:05 UTC
Spyra Gryra wrote:
Hey CCP give me a GTX TITAN X and an eight ball please. This is an OUTRAGE.

And a flying Unicorn that ***** rainbows.

And a nice hat.
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1138 - 2015-07-15 15:41:16 UTC
Tzuko1 wrote:


"Never not blob!" ~ Plato

Bester Lamont
Second Suns Inc
#1139 - 2015-07-15 15:41:31 UTC
Amarr Empire
#1140 - 2015-07-15 15:41:39 UTC
maybe its time to go back to basics ccp re install mindcraft and restrat you programming from there at least mindcraft is simple and there **** actually works and dont need path after patch then fix after fix after fix hmmm i think that last bit of code had