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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Ida Aurlien
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#641 - 2015-07-15 14:43:13 UTC
they forgot to pay their electric bill
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#642 - 2015-07-15 14:43:16 UTC
Is it a problem between the chair and the keyboard? Did you turn it off and on again? Did you update windows
Os?

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Alexey Rumyancev
State War Academy
Caldari State
#643 - 2015-07-15 14:43:24 UTC
Daniel Walker wrote:
Maybe try this?

01. Rollback to server before patch (surely you have it backed up, right?)
02. Move patch to test until you get it working right?

maybe just fix ishtar back
Novastarlee
Mineski Infinity
Pandemic Horde
#644 - 2015-07-15 14:43:29 UTC
give us free FEDO FEDO FEDO
Staven Weyoun
Rockz corp
#645 - 2015-07-15 14:43:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Staven Weyoun
Margarite Poletti wrote:
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Blink


Margarite Poletti wrote:
liver poisoning!

http://i.imgur.com/e9Wjhv0.gif

eve online is offline
Bob Donovitch
The Iron Bank and Trust
#646 - 2015-07-15 14:43:29 UTC
This just in:

Due to failure ion Tranquility server startup CCP has decided to release the next patch update early. Please log into your FaceBook account and now play EVE exclusively through browser client and only on FB.

Free GECKOS for all......
Liam Oliphants
Doomheim
#647 - 2015-07-15 14:43:29 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Ecolo wrote:
madhatta18 wrote:
hmm i wonder when ccp is going to employer real gamming programers and get rid of ego happy devs maybe thay should make this game like dust 514 free and when ccp decides to compensate ppl who are current subs thay should compansate acording to the time zone ie here in au its taken up all of our prime time and we pay good money for this


Plz go suck a lollipop.!



Can i have a lollipop?


I wonder if alcoholic lollipops can be a thing...



<3


Apparently they are a thing! BEST THING ABOUT EVE BEING OFFLINE! DISCOVERY OF ALCOHOLIC LOLLIPOPS!!!
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#648 - 2015-07-15 14:43:31 UTC
Why is air a lot like sex?

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Solaria Cellardoor
The Old Bumblebee
DammFam
#649 - 2015-07-15 14:43:32 UTC
I love how people ask the Devs stupid questions like what is their plan b and can you give me free stuff while they are in the middle of trying to fix the problem.

OH YES the devs should just stop fixing the servers and explain to you exactly what they intend to do and how they intend to do it so YOU can decide whether you approve the strategy or not...since I'm sure everyone here are expert programmers and has intimate knowledge of the EVE deployment.
Silverdaddy
Ourapheh Holdings
#650 - 2015-07-15 14:43:53 UTC
Alter seeing CCP Falcon's list of investigatory milestones, I am once again thankful that the time zone I live in is static relative to UTC. So much easier to remember how to convert when daylight savings isn't muddying the waters. Smile

The problem with slavery is that only half of the manacles are visible. The Holder, supposed master, is equally bound by the gilded chains of privilege and wealth.
Spcius Patrouette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#651 - 2015-07-15 14:44:10 UTC
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
Umbari Kado
THE RABID RABBITS
#652 - 2015-07-15 14:44:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Umbari Kado
No lolipops...

No tomatoes...

No accidents in the backseat...

Life sucks...

No free Geckos either...
Yeah, THAT really sucks...
Kasi Briccius
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
OnlyFleets.
#653 - 2015-07-15 14:44:39 UTC
What happens if we blame Goons? Light up?
chronos vaille
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#654 - 2015-07-15 14:44:40 UTC
They are all plugged in ?... only messing.
Stieg Blomkvist
315 Miners
#655 - 2015-07-15 14:44:49 UTC
This extended DT is really a ploy by CCP to make miners happy. Due to DT, miners can't be ganked by Code.
Orob Ninebands
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#656 - 2015-07-15 14:44:52 UTC
Enslaved Mistress wrote:
A deacon is in the hospital and his good friend, a preacher, goes to visit him.

The preacher notices all the medical equipment attached to the deacon. He kneels by the bed.

The deacon motions to a pad and pen on the nightstand. The preacher hands his friend the pad and pen, and the deacon begins to write. Suddenly, the deacon dies.

At his funeral, the preacher delivers the service. He says, "I was with him when he died, and as a matter of fact, I have his last thought in my coat pocket here."

The preacher pulls out the paper and reads, "Please, get up. You're kneeling on my oxygen hose."



Dude! LOL! Thank you for the jokes! You posted some good ones so far. +1, keep going.
Jen Lalket
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#657 - 2015-07-15 14:44:58 UTC
Simple solution! Install tranquility on the same server that takes our money every month. That server apparently NEVER goes down.

We'll wait. After all, even with all its faults, EVE is still the best game I've ever played.
Spcius Patrouette
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#658 - 2015-07-15 14:45:02 UTC
Solaria Cellardoor wrote:
I love how people ask the Devs stupid questions like what is their plan b and can you give me free stuff while they are in the middle of trying to fix the problem.

OH YES the devs should just stop fixing the servers and explain to you exactly what they intend to do and how they intend to do it so YOU can decide whether you approve the strategy or not...since I'm sure everyone here are expert programmers and has intimate knowledge of the EVE deployment.




The devs? no. The community manager? i would say that is exactly his job, to liase with the community and smooth out problems.
Stvndog
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#659 - 2015-07-15 14:45:05 UTC
Everyone donate 1 isk and eve-mail CCP Fozzie every 5 minutes when EVE comes back up to keep his client locked
:)
Tiberius Whitewolf
State War Academy
Caldari State
#660 - 2015-07-15 14:45:17 UTC
Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

RIP Terry Pratchett.