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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#921 - 2015-06-16 08:47:46 UTC
Mentally corp lot: surely you should have your own thread extolling your exploits - which sound pretty significant? I like your style

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Kasper Elbo
Zebra Corp
Goonswarm Federation
#922 - 2015-06-16 09:06:37 UTC
Nofear Alt wrote:
Mentally corp lot: surely you should have your own thread extolling your exploits - which sound pretty significant? I like your style


Pls answer.. we wanna hear what bothers you, so that we can provide you an even better service than we obviously already has
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#923 - 2015-06-16 09:31:02 UTC
Kasper Elbo wrote:
Nofear Alt wrote:
Mentally corp lot: surely you should have your own thread extolling your exploits - which sound pretty significant? I like your style


Pls answer.. we wanna hear what bothers you, so that we can provide you an even better service than we obviously already has


Do you mean in terms of Pursuit of Happiness exploits? If so, then nothing it's just that the most current stuff was all from the Mentally Assured corp and I didn't want to comment on the old stuff. Keep the POH antics coming though :-)

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Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#924 - 2015-06-20 12:29:45 UTC
I agree. Stories is what keeps me coming to the C&P forums. Keep them coming!

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Chandelin
Abandoned Farm
#925 - 2015-07-01 06:05:43 UTC
Not sure why this is one the second page. Back to the top for one of the best mercs in the game.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#926 - 2015-07-08 13:51:59 UTC
Chandelin wrote:
Not sure why this is one the second page. Back to the top for one of the best mercs in the game.

With our rep and the contract offers we can afford to let the others get some spotlight.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#927 - 2015-07-13 14:06:56 UTC
Back to top.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#928 - 2015-07-20 00:38:08 UTC
Taking contracts.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#929 - 2015-07-30 12:17:57 UTC
Might be getting a new perma war.Twisted

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#930 - 2015-07-30 22:58:33 UTC
I heard perma war!!!!!! #FindingLogInDetails

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#931 - 2015-08-02 16:47:20 UTC
I logged in yesterday. Kills happened! Hire us so I can log in more.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#932 - 2015-08-03 22:56:51 UTC
If you want to hire crazy people that follow your enemies to the depths of the universe hire us.

If you want to hire perverts that talk about promiscuous girls on their out of game chat hire us.

If you want to hire people that use tinder on their free time to fill up their free time hire us.

If you want to hire people that play eve to FIGHT hire us.

If you want to talk with your clients on comms hire us.

If you want to hire a merc that has their own titan for bridges hire us! <<< NEW FEATURE

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#933 - 2015-08-07 13:26:40 UTC
We had 2 fleet fights last night at the same time 30 jumps apart from each other. Can other merc entities do that?

Btw my golem lives!

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gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#934 - 2015-08-17 22:15:31 UTC
Page 2? I dont think we belong there...
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#935 - 2015-08-18 21:34:44 UTC
I saw some nice kills last few days, keep up the good work Big smile

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#936 - 2015-08-19 14:11:11 UTC
Random weekly update:
We are still active in-between our real life summer activities and other family obligations. Content wise we have been on super secret code black ultra dark special operations killing people that most wouldn't have the patience to wait for.

Short story:
Up until last week Juo hadn't seen any of the Game of Thrones episodes. Low and behold this special target caught his hawk eyes so he knew that in order to fulfill his bloodlust he had to kill this guy. Juo claimed he "got bored" so he proceeded to start watching GoT. The other day he mentioned that he was watching a season a day. I asked if he was still "bored" watching them. His exact words were as follows; "Bored waiting for this FA***T to step into his ship and fly into my claws for 5 days!" He then added that he has watched too much to stop watching the show.

Lesson to be learned here? We will literally start watching a TV series to wait for our targets to undock. 5 days of waiting? No problem at all!

Unrelated note: I recorded some Eve porn last night in low sec. Enjoy!

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#937 - 2015-08-20 02:56:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Ju0ZaS
Some of them are now hiding in nullsec, no bigie. They gonna die this weekend.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#938 - 2015-08-26 04:51:39 UTC
The Pursuit of Happiness officially has its own bridging titan!

She is Pretty

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#939 - 2015-08-28 22:33:00 UTC
PoH will be live streaming tomorrow. Prepare!

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#940 - 2015-08-28 22:52:29 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
PoH will be live streaming tomorrow. Prepare!

Ohh goody I can stream snipe. In all honesty though don't just post that without a link and eve time... tease

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