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Kiting trainer wanted 100m isk per hour
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neil strau55
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-06-02 22:07:43 UTC  |  Edited by: neil strau55
My main account has very low win rate with solo PvP and this must change.

I am willing to pay 100 million isk per hour to pilots to simply let me kite their ship. No minimum skillpoint requirement. New player friendly. If you can fit a microwarpdrive to your ship then the 100 million isk is yours.

Non-stop intense training. I am dedicated to improving. Manual piloting, keeping point range, and maximizing low transversal at range for maximum damage per second.

Access to teamspeak, skype, or any other means of communication.

High security space. 5 jumps from Jita.

I can supply the ships.

This is not a Jita scam. I can pay quarterly 25 million for 15 minutes up front.

Can supply screenshots of my current wallet balance.

50+ hours of training over the next month is preferred.

Please post your interest and your expected hours of play time.

I will respond to each and every offer posted on this thread.
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-06-02 22:15:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
I can't read

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Jaclyn Hayes
WTF IS THIS CORP
#3 - 2015-06-02 22:16:14 UTC
Step 1, get a good brawling ship

Step 2, get a good fit

Step 3, hit orbit and F1

Step 4, ????

Step 5, Profit !!! Cool
Otso Bakarti
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-06-02 23:19:10 UTC
Disregard advice offered in GD. You never know who's zoomin' whom.

There just isn't anything that can be said!
Magnus Roden
Center for the Advancement of Human Endeavour
#5 - 2015-06-03 00:29:33 UTC
Watch some "eve is easy" videos on Youtube, search for "eve Slingshotting" guides on YT and elsewhere.

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better.
Callen R
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-06-03 00:49:53 UTC
Look up Chessur on YouTube he answers all your questions.
neil strau55
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-06-03 01:29:36 UTC
Magnus Roden wrote:
Watch some "eve is easy" videos on Youtube, search for "eve Slingshotting" guides on YT and elsewhere.



Very good advice. I am subscribed and watched most of the eve is easy videos. Inspiring solo pvp. Must watch. Thank you.
neil strau55
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-06-03 01:34:39 UTC
Callen R wrote:
Look up Chessur on YouTube he answers all your questions.


Also subscribed to this channel and his slicer videos do help a ton. I am currently flying the chessur fit beam slicer. I am not exactly sure what his terminology could be defined as. "Feathering" is questionable. "Manual piloting in a downward spiral" to kite several ships. I have tried on my own to mimic these moves. It is the reason why I want to hire a pilot to chase me for a significant amount of time as to have second nature movements.

Real PvP scenarios are great practice and have a lot to teach. But I feel that finding an actual suitable matchup out in eve is few and far between. Hour of flying and 20 seconds of actual PvP kind of thing. For this experience at that rate will take many hours and just as many lost ships.


So far the thread has been up for only a few hours. And I am getting mostly troll or 'tips' replies. Everyone on the forum has so much isk that they can earn more than 100 million isk per hour?
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#9 - 2015-06-03 02:21:07 UTC
The only problem I see with this idea of "sparring" is that you can do this cheaply with a friend on SISI if youd like or just do it for real yourself in eve. So I can see why a lot of people would troll you, if your going to pay up to 5bil for kitting sparring practice you might as well just spend 5bil for ships and fittings and do it for real in "live" situations in eve. RvB and FW would be perfect places. Yes itll take u a bit more time but youll get more "sparring" partners than you would paying a single person. Also a single person is going to, like in real life sparring, be inadequate to prepare you for real combat because the fighting styles of everyone is different and therefore you really need quite a few sparring partners in eve as you would in RL to mimic different fighters styles.

That being said this is a unique way to achieve proficiency in eve combat. Free bump and good luck in the long term.

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Paranoid Loyd
#10 - 2015-06-03 02:22:08 UTC
I originally posted it then edited it out because it wasn't what you asked for, but Chessur and friends are running "micro gang" fleets, you should contact them.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Jenshae Chiroptera
#11 - 2015-06-03 02:33:41 UTC
Practise on SiSi

There are others that want to practise and will do it for free.

Consider sniping.
Sit a loooong way away, blow them up, keep aligned to a safe and when anything gets close then warp away.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Darth Terona
Horde Vanguard.
The Initiative.
#12 - 2015-06-03 04:17:54 UTC
I'd love to help you out. Mail me in game

Also have ts setup.
neil strau55
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-06-03 04:48:00 UTC
Darth Terona wrote:
I'd love to help you out. Mail me in game

Also have ts setup.


Thanks for you reply. Mailing now.
Dun'Gal
Myriad Contractors Inc.
#14 - 2015-06-03 05:59:06 UTC
Grab long point, ship with Light Missiles, a microwarpdrive, and some testosterone pills***. Spam GF throughout every lowsec system you enter as you stomp noobs mercilessly




*** Pills are to convert what is obviously woman parts, into man parts, and leave high-sec so you can actually learn something.
neil strau55
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-06-04 17:38:15 UTC
Bump. Got a couple real replies looking to make 100 million isk per hour. Still need this kitting experience.
Verlyn
Black Rabbits
Black Rabbit.
#16 - 2015-06-04 22:15:54 UTC
Id gladly help you out with this.

You dont mind going in to lowsec do you ?
Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
#17 - 2015-06-04 22:19:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Harrison Tato
Fit long-range weapons and ammo, warp disrupter, microwarpdrive, speed mods. After locking the target click on it and "keep at range N" where N is at a range for your weapons to do good damage and outside the range of the victim's weapons. Avoid ships with drone bonuses. That will be 1000 ISK. (Didn't take an hour.)
neil strau55
Doomheim
#18 - 2015-06-05 01:56:02 UTC
Verlyn wrote:
Id gladly help you out with this.

You dont mind going in to lowsec do you ?



Absolutely not. My main is in faction warfare. Low sec is home. Also I have been playing Eve online off and on since 2007. Starting and selling new accounts. I have experience all over New Eden.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#19 - 2015-06-05 02:34:11 UTC  |  Edited by: McChicken Combo HalfMayo
Comes to GD for advice on kiting... accidentally admits to RMTing.

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Snuggle Society.
#20 - 2015-06-05 04:54:09 UTC
X, mail sent

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
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