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The Upcomming Celebration of Fedo's

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Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
#1 - 2015-05-01 13:53:11 UTC
The Church of the Fedo's wants to celebrate the Fedo's and their magical power they have on the inhabitans of New Eden.

The well known Fedo's are the best culinaric feast known to humans in New Eden. They come in all variations, cooked, fried, boiled, Fedo jerky, fermented and raw. When the Fedo's is consumed, the rare nutrians react with the gastric acid and makes the brain synapses and neurotransmitters to increase the activity tremendously and the person enters a psychological stacis of climax. Many tends to come up with strange visuall ideas, thats how the ship-skins was created, and it has been rumoured that these Fedo's feast was the result of the Jove leap in techonology since they combined it with fermented Quafe and a strange relic from Earth known as a milkingmachine.

Anyways, we will have a packed event, with many fun activities like;

- Fedo-tossing

- A philosophical review on the ancient North Korean political doctrines that is currently used in Thukker Tribe Hierarchy.

- Reverend Falcon will preform baptism in Fedo juice to New members.

- A galatic spankathon

- The revealing and presentation of the New moon strip miners by ORE.

- And non the least, the annually Jita Poultry lottery



Contributers to the event:

The Sisters of EVE will supply the event with their Sisterhood of mechanically enhanched go-go dancers

Quafe Company will give out free fermented quafe and release their newest product, Quafe Brain Hemorrhage Shot.

Food is deliverd by Gallente Potato and Fedo Farms

Security is donated by Sansha Police Department.




The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#2 - 2015-05-01 14:21:11 UTC
Absolutely terrifying

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-

Goatman NotMyFault
Lubrication Industries
#3 - 2015-05-01 16:43:20 UTC
The Golden Serpent wrote:
Absolutely terrifying


I know, the Annual Jita Poultry Lottery IS in its own ways, terrifying :/
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#4 - 2015-05-01 20:48:23 UTC
Goatman NotMyFault wrote:
The well known Fedo's are the best culinaric feast known to humans in New Eden.
Not on the ships, stations and even planets I have visited. Also not according to the ISD I consulted on the matter.

Besides that, I do hope you realise what the only animals that get killed on this forum are? By me? In offering to the forum gods? Goats...


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