EVE General Discussion

This game needs Sparkleponies.

And cowbell....

...this definitely needs more cowbell.

And you'd know that, with your fake legal degree and side job as a bar bouncer giving you so much experience with video game engines.

I might not know a goddamned thing about fixing a carburetor, but at least I don't have the pretension to tell the guy I pay to fix it how easy I think his job is.

Oh wow look at this one, it looks like a snowflake........ :O

I know a lot about carburetors. They're not so complicated.

Chances are I'm charging twice as much as I should while I fix it too.

Also, why are you still even driving a car that has one?


Checking in.

Bringing Barghest.

You'd see ascii characters only.
Well... at first.

Castle Adventure was a wonderfull game!
http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/72970-castle-adventure-dos-screenshot-a-demonic-encounters.png

Ask yourself if you would actually pay for someone creating it.
Then ask me per mail what I need.
And ask me about LOOM! XD

(who doesnt get that one needs to play Monkey Island I and not talk to me
before he is through with it and told me how he felt when he reached that stump.
I was eight years old and cried.... BUT IT'S ONLY SEVEN DISKS D: .... XD)

Well I guess it's time....

There is a lot we can do with CQ as a base.

We take all of the CQ stuff.
Code, meshes, sounds.

Then we trash that.

Now we have a great base to start with.
There... someone else do the rest, I feel exhausted.

Anyway, a Hobby Project (HANDS OFF THAT NAME) is the most likely way to make it happen.
Not with this playerbase of course, but it's the most likely one.

Nope. Not with these players who want it.



Because.... and let me be very clear about this ......


All of you who want WiS simply do not deserve it.
Not one bit.
None of you.
No one.

You did literally NOTHING to even try to make it happen.
NULL! NICHTS! Whining on the forums does not count!

It's not a productive activity!
You people can't even get **** done on the forums.
I showed more power alone on these forums than all of you combined.

All of you combined! I feel ashamed about you people!
You are so obsessed with your worthless tiny selfs,
desperately screaming for an even better way to escape your sad lives!

Of course not all of you are like that,
and I apologise honestly to those who have to suffer
from the vast majority of this tiny minority of the eve playerbase!


So to make absolutely sure this is being understood:

There is hopefully no chance in hell you will ever get this
and it is ABSOLUTELY
YOUR
OWN
FAULT!

And now let me explain it to you.

Any halfwit would have been able to come up with something.
Something! It would not have mattered!
Hook it to the API. (lololol)
Create ANYTHING!
Even an ascii based ****** whatever!

All it needs is a point to be made.
Once the point is being made, it can be built upon.

It would not have mattered, as long as people would have used it!

All you ****** consumers ever did, though, is whine!
In your delusional state you believe that matters!
Like children! Whine enough and it happens!

No one ever lifted a single finger to do anything for WiS.
99.9% of you never did ANYTHING for avatars either!

ZERO!

And yet I bet many of you wear tights, bottomless dresses or catsuits.
Or other new apparel. It's what you got because others made an effort for it!

Others. Not you. You are just the slaves who pay and consume!
You are DEPENDENT on others to do the work for you,
yet you always behave as if what you say matters!


You deserve exactly what you put into it!


NOTHING AT ALL!
And that's why I do not support WiS,
which - for those who "get it" - actually makes a huge difference.

I have no sympathy for you lot,
because you brought this upon your self.

I pray for CCP to never implement WiS,
just so you people get exactly what you deserve.

The one intelligent person that might wake up from his sad life ...
... and realises that there are things that can be done to achieve something ...

.... hahaha who am I kidding??


You will just keep talking ...
... and it's working as intended.


You get out what you put into it.


Nothing!


*kinks*

*walks off*

We have Eve, Dust and with Valkyrie coming soon I see a game where hopefully we can shift back and forth between one or other of the gameplay types (if Dust ever comes to PC that is)

Personally I'd love to walk around my pos, walk down to the blueprint room and over to a console to find the blueprint I want to research/build from, then look up and see out of the window my ship moored at a docking pad.

Sadly I fear this is another decade from becoming a reality, I think CCP don't want another custerfuck like what was the 1st WiS release, which incidentally melted my graphics card.

Well, uh, okay.

I guess that's your opinion man, but take a bit of a chill pill. If you can't take a chill pill, take a chill strip. Pull one out, put it on the tongue, chill.

Pics or it ain't true.

To clarify or attempt to do so at least:
- I am not talking about code per se, where players upload directly into the game and start animating furniture.
- I am talking about a seperate resource where players can dump assets into a "bin" for the developers to use.

Set up correctly and the developer can press a key to "reject" or another to "accept" an asset they want to use. If there is something close but they want it improved, they can "reject" it and add a note on how they want it improved. They can also just cursor key past it and leave it for someone else to use.
During upload the players could categorise these assets and there could even be a layer where players can browse the assets for inspiration, to improve things or make things to add to them in the same theme. They could also do a "suggestion" moderation where enough people saying that an object should be more from "walls" to "furniture" would then move that asset into that category. Another form of player moderation could be flagging "that is phallic" and enough of those flags brings it to a GM's attention who can delete it without it even being seen by or exasperating a developer. (There would also be subcategories, weighing off the efficiency of finding something quickly to use by going to the right subcategory vs going through a huge pile of stuff would have to be done CCP side)