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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#841 - 2015-03-18 12:38:27 UTC
And now the purge begins on WT's

Actually to me a purge sounds like your requiring a huge dump that has been stuck for some time.

♫ Wiggle it just a little bit ♫

Bumpski to the top

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#842 - 2015-03-21 03:54:02 UTC
Ran into some POH bros tonight. Had a blast.

Awesome war targets are awesome. +1 would hug again!

Seriously though, we're incredibly hard to hunt down and they still found us. Hire these people. Now.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#843 - 2015-03-21 06:05:13 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Ran into some POH bros tonight. Had a blast.

Awesome war targets are awesome. +1 would hug again!

Seriously though, we're incredibly hard to hunt down and they still found us. Hire these people. Now.


Thank you for the kind words and the Hugs!

I wish you all the best!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Helios Anduath
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#844 - 2015-03-21 11:45:34 UTC
It is a shame that I missed out on our latest hugs fleet as it sounds like much fun was had and happiness found! The last one I was on missed you by a gate so I was looking forward to sharing some hugs.


I guess we will just have to come and offer some more hugs during the next week ;)
Jacobi Jantrit
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#845 - 2015-03-21 16:55:17 UTC
POH: Adding excitement to your EvE experience.

Fly safe fellas.

Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#846 - 2015-03-23 14:59:43 UTC
Jacobi Jantrit wrote:
POH: Adding excitement to your EvE experience.

Fly safe fellas.




Dam must resist... I'm getting a soft spot for you lot Shocked

*face desk* multiple times. Must resist incredible hug warfare.

I would point out after popping teclove. He said gf and thanks which in my head I was like wtf. Anyway I'll send him a hug when I'm on later.

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#847 - 2015-03-23 23:26:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Ned Thomas
Lachesiss wrote:


I would point out after popping teclove. He said gf and thanks which in my head I was like wtf. Anyway I'll send him a hug when I'm on later.



Thank you for posting that. We're pretty big on "no tears" and being polite under fire. The way we see it, our best method of combat is to avoid being caught, and if someone catches us then there's no reason to get mad and blame them for shooting us in a spaceship shooting game. The "thanks" was probably for the learning experience, which when a member does lose a ship (look at our killboard, we're friggin experts at it) we do try to talk them through what happened and what they can do better next time.

It's nice to see people acting that way. It's something we take pretty seriously.

Also, bump for POH.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#848 - 2015-03-23 23:32:00 UTC
Every post on this page is an example of how to run a highsec war, mutual respect and fun for everybody.

Well played PoH and Eve Scout Enclave.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#849 - 2015-03-26 19:07:11 UTC
Never not be Happy!!! We are always on the Pursuit of Happiness and will do whatever it takes! :)

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Dohbart
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#850 - 2015-03-30 19:16:18 UTC
I'm writing this bump from the hospital. Don't worry, I'm okay but just a tip for you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name...


bump
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#851 - 2015-03-31 08:32:40 UTC
Dohbart wrote:
I'm writing this bump from the hospital. Don't worry, I'm okay but just a tip for you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name...


bump


Thanks for the bump. However i'm slightly worried in your sentence that you incorporated a real big bang theory moment.

Hospital
Dyson
Balls
Cleaner.


One could say you ended up in hospital cleaning your balls with a Dyson, However i'm really off my head this morning and I hope you get well soon.

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Benson en Efnyssen
ATHANOR AQUISISTIONS
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#852 - 2015-04-02 18:33:22 UTC
Almost page two.... Bump!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#853 - 2015-04-02 21:28:41 UTC
Today I was told that "we don't know what we are doing" when I decced someone. Keep hiring us people, if we like your targets enough they may get permadecced!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#854 - 2015-04-03 09:15:22 UTC
POH Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAHCp2T4P0 starting at 20 minutes if low on time. Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#855 - 2015-04-03 11:09:43 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
POH Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAHCp2T4P0 starting at 20 minutes if low on time. Twisted


Station campers the cheek of it. And I have lost shinny ships and haven't been kicked. Must be my prowess Big smile

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Rawmeat Mary
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#856 - 2015-04-03 12:38:31 UTC
Lachesiss wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
POH Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAHCp2T4P0 starting at 20 minutes if low on time. Twisted


Station campers the cheek of it. And I have lost shinny ships and haven't been kicked. Must be my prowess Big smile

Some may say it has something to do with other attributes...

How close are you to Zeus?

'If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins onto their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.'

Yeah, we're like that.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#857 - 2015-04-03 13:24:13 UTC
For clarification contact spanky.ikkala@wankgesture.lol ?

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Valkin Mordirc
#858 - 2015-04-03 13:45:41 UTC
I really don't think POH has any station campers. Roll


He said to kill there shiney ships, not pretend that they station camp, can't really kill POH if you never leave that Udema/Hatakani/Silvala. =P
#DeleteTheWeak
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#859 - 2015-04-03 19:50:57 UTC
Well I guess the Ivy League Teacher wasn't wrong. To be honest THE fastest way to get kicked from PoH is to lose an expensive ship.

"Give him enough rope and he will hang himself."

We have this great rule that we came up with after a few recruits lost very expensive ships to war targets. New recruits are not allowed to fly ships and/or pods worth more than 100 mill isk until approved to do so. No sh!t, bads will always find a way to die so if they can find a way to hang themselves with a 100 mill ship then PLEASE DO. I'd much rather put in overtime to fix a 100 million isk loss than a 1 billion isk loss.

To include with this topic a little bit of humility; yes we all lose ships in PoH and we should! In Eve some of the best lessons are learned through dying and fortunately we commend people for going balls deep on a target. As someone jokingly said in our communication channel: "Even Gods can die."

Ju0Zas (Orthrus)

Moggy TheCat (Confessor)

To note: If you find us on a station please kill us

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#860 - 2015-04-05 08:26:53 UTC
Rawmeat Mary wrote:
Lachesiss wrote:
Tora Bushido wrote:
POH Watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAHCp2T4P0 starting at 20 minutes if low on time. Twisted


Station campers the cheek of it. And I have lost shinny ships and haven't been kicked. Must be my prowess Big smile

Some may say it has something to do with other attributes...

How close are you to Zeus?


About 2600 miles close :P


On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.