These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
Previous page12
 

I have finally found the strength to admit it!

First post
Author
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
Pandemic Horde
#21 - 2015-03-23 04:37:11 UTC
Akelorian wrote:
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m f***ing stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on the government chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

*end rant*


That cold not have come from any other place but FinFleet Big smile

Awesome.
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2015-03-23 04:40:44 UTC
Here in Idaho they are trying to fight the A-10's getting the axe. They have some stationed at Gowen Field with the Air National Guard.

Doesn't really make sense to get rid of them, they are still relevant to a fight after air superiority is established. Plus they really excel at chewing through those armor tanks.

Getting rid of the A-10's makes about as much sense as selling all your stuff in hisec and going to null where you will surely lose it all and not have an infrastructure in hisec to rebuild your wealth.

As for how I Identify. I am a little tea pot short and stout, Covered in frilly flowers..... Oh by the way would you like to touch my spout?
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#23 - 2015-03-23 04:45:42 UTC
Tuttomenui II
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-03-23 04:55:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Tuttomenui II
You Jelly?

*My lcd needs some tlc.

I've decided to go from little tea pot to a larger clone of the A-10 that shoots what that big round is in this picture.
http://eve-files.com/dl/273014

My ruler says its ~58mm not sure what it is my dad found it in a youth ranch and got it for me.
Asura Vajrarupa
Doomheim
#25 - 2015-03-23 05:43:26 UTC
Akelorian wrote:
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m f***ing stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on the government chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

*end rant*


Your courage is beautiful and an inspiration to us all; it brought a tear to my eye. You're free Warthog, you're free.

Ignorance is the cause of suffering.

bigman111222
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2015-03-23 06:04:21 UTC
Akelorian wrote:
I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m f***ing stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on the government chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender **** shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

*end rant*


I fear all the time NC dot have stayed docked is the cause of this insanity.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2015-03-23 06:07:28 UTC
Nice meme

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Saisin
Chao3's Rogue Operatives Corp
#28 - 2015-03-23 06:38:56 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
You know you don't need to get surgery to stick your hot steel up some Russian's...uh...never mind.

Mr Epeen Cool


Talking about sticking hot steel....
Was CCP Ytterbium referring to you when talking about the propaganda structures? Big smile
Service module possibilities: Text advertisement, billboard replacement, being used as gigantic monuments with no purpose (except to show how big your e-peen is by showing the statue of your glorious alliance leader). Could also involve frozen corpses somehow.

Vote Borat Guereen for CSM XII

Check out the Minarchist Space Project

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#29 - 2015-03-23 07:20:19 UTC
Quote:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive, and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

Congratulations on your revelation!

Still not eve related though.

Thread closed.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

Previous page12