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The First Circular Construction Has Been Found

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2015-01-13 22:31:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
I found this picure.

http://i.imgur.com/AL0mSD4.jpg

Someone has finally found the first piece.

Well then it does appear that you have found the first piece. These will be very very important in the coming days. Trust me.
Basically you are going to need to do just a few things in order to be able to properly enjoy and utilize the circle.

First collect the juice within.

Take the juice and put it in the cargo. take cargo and bring it to the station.
Dock up, put the juice in the hangar. On the floor. It has to be on the floor.
Once the juice is waiting in the floor. You go back to the captains quarters. Sit.
A man will visit you shortly. That man is Camera Man.

Camera man is a man who used to be a normal man. But he had his head replaced by a large camera.
Camera man will bring you a shuttle.

Take the shuttle and put the juice in the shuttle. Fly the shuttle to the place where the universe breathes
Once you are there a wormhole will appear in space. Fly into this wormhole and you will find yourself in a fantastical place where you have completly usurped the grains of reality itself.

This is a place where you don't know anything. This looks like space. But is really isn't normal space. I promise. Thera was just the start.

Here, Cryptozoological entities roam free in space. Boltzman beings come in and out of existence.
The problem with the Boltzman entites are that you never know how intelligent or powerful it is. Was it an entity that existed for only a few seconds? Or was what you just saw a powerful intelligence that has mastered the nature of its own existence?

In one instance we flew by a moon and saw a spider scamper across the surface. After basic measurements it was concluded that the spider was at least 50 kilometers in length.

Shortly after noticing that it was being watched. The spider cloaked.
You see, Concord found this place first. Since then. everything that concord has done has been to prevent us from finding it.
The first time that Concord entered this place. They entered not knowing what they would find. So they sent in a few remotely piloted Titan spaceships. They had parked the titans in what appeared to be some kind of massive debris / gas deposit.
they navigated the titans into the cloud. Once they were parked they released a few survey drones.

Once the drones got near the wall of the "cloud" the whole thing came to life.

Zaps of color spread across the object. And it began to convulse. The drone titans were hit by a part of the object as it throbbed. One of the drone-titans was ripped in half instantly by the force. The other was critically damaged and was sent spinning out of control.

The last images recovered from the cameras on the damaged ship were of the "cloud" puffing away like a jellyfish. At over 50,000 km/s

yes

DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#2 - 2015-01-13 22:36:45 UTC
Haven't those always been there?

I remember a few years ago, back when I was an eve radio DJ (2004) that there was a player 'wedding' that happened, and they got 'married' near one of those, and flew through it as a symbol of there union or something. I think I was the best man.. its been too long and I forgot. But I know there are things like this already.. so...

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.

Serene Repose
#3 - 2015-01-13 22:37:19 UTC
Ever notice how people who suck at creative writing find it necessary to use GD bandwidth to post....

TL;DR Not again Cry

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2015-01-13 22:58:54 UTC
Alex Grison, once again proving that is possible to eat bad oysters, chase it with a bottle of very cheap whisky, and roll face on keyboard to produce some of the most reality bending threads General Discussion has ever tolerated.




Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2015-01-13 23:16:53 UTC
Can't wait till you find a rectangular construction.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2015-01-13 23:25:34 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Can't wait till you find a rectangular construction.


..and then shave the corners off in order to fit it through a round wormhole.

Well...maybe an oval one.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Solecist Project
#7 - 2015-01-13 23:36:18 UTC
Yay for this, you have been missed!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Raiz Nhell
PeregrineXII
#8 - 2015-01-13 23:42:02 UTC
I'm actually surprised and impressed that Alex can get in the state of mind to see these things...

But still be able to identify most of the keys on his keyboard and utilise them...

Good job :)

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.

Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-01-14 01:58:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Hal Morsh
Raiz Nhell wrote:
I'm actually surprised and impressed that Alex can get in the state of mind to see these things...

But still be able to identify most of the keys on his keyboard and utilise them...

Good job :)


I
m going to assume he did drugs.

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?

Hevymetal
POT Corp
#10 - 2015-01-14 02:37:00 UTC
How do you make an LSD induced person crazy?

Tell him to go pee in the corner of the circular construction.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-01-14 02:42:06 UTC
Wow the only things my hands can't touch is themselves..,. Oh wait

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Tactical Narcotics Team
#12 - 2015-01-14 06:06:05 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Alex Grison, once again proving that is possible to eat bad oysters, chase it with a bottle of very cheap whisky, and roll face on keyboard to produce some of the most reality bending threads General Discussion has ever tolerated.






To be fair, his "cloaky spider" thread was hysterical.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#13 - 2015-01-14 11:40:16 UTC
I always worry when Camera Man is involved
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#14 - 2015-01-14 15:38:14 UTC
I want my 20 seconds back.

http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY

Wendrika Hydreiga
#15 - 2015-01-14 18:51:40 UTC
I don't get it...
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2015-01-14 20:14:10 UTC
Ruskarn Andedare wrote:
I always worry when Camera Man is involved
You should. I know I am....Shocked

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2015-01-14 20:28:25 UTC
Hevymetal wrote:
How do you make an LSD induced person crazy?

Tell him to go pee in the corner of the circular construction.

From experienc I will tell you that because the expect to see a corner ,
they will find one.

The best way to achieve what you're after is to simply do this Shocked for protracted periods while they can see you in their peripheral vision and look away when they look directly at you.

Though it's worth mentioning that ****ing with people in that state is bad form.
Rain6637
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-01-14 21:18:49 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#19 - 2015-01-14 21:46:48 UTC
You know how Polaris is in "Jove space"? Well, things look very interesting outside, so I took a screenshot for you guys: http://i.imgur.com/WiNRv6B.png

Don't tell anyone I posted this. It's a secret.

ISD LackOfFaith

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department

I do not respond to Eve Mail or anything other than the forums.

Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#20 - 2015-01-14 22:23:35 UTC
ISD LackOfFaith wrote:
You know how Polaris is in "Jove space"? Well, things look very interesting outside, so I took a screenshot for you guys: http://i.imgur.com/WiNRv6B.png

Don't tell anyone I posted this. It's a secret.

ISD troll best troll
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