EVE General Discussion

Y'all act like you've never seen a Jove player before
Tryna open the door but Rise and Fozzie just burst through the floor
And started nerfin' your ships worse than before
First you flew missiles - now you're losin it AAH!

So have you heard of the 'Oh great, look out, you're sh*tting-
He didn't just post what I think he did, did he?'
And The Mittani said- nothing you carebears Mittani's dead I got his corpse in my quarters (haha)

RPers love Uriel ‘Holy f*cking moley didn’t know about that ship before gimme more
Jovian lore show me the station too’ I love it, how bout you? ‘Its weird but I like it though’
Yeah I’ll probly post a couple more threads about it all too
But just cause nobody else can show it up like I do
Someday I wanna fly a Eidolon maybe a Wraith too
But I can’t, cause nullbears all got complaints about their sov (boo)

There’s renters in our space! There’s renters in our space!
So everybody tells the devs to hurry up the pace
But only talkin bout that makes the players all erase
All the lore and the story that brought us all here in the first place

Of course they’re gonna fix the POS code but it may happen soon (™)
Cause they gotta mix up all the moon goo
It’s understandable
but not undemandable cause someone left the coding in some random bull

So if the bittervets would all shut up and give/ the other players some time enough
To show you why we fly and we shoot and we crash and we die so cry about your suicides
Buy another odin eye

EVE's not dead I got it all up in my head Enheduanni Kokami make sure to read Theodicy
So all you real EVE players please fleet up, please fleet up, please fleet up

EVE's not dead I got it all up in my head Enheduanni Kokami make sure to read Theodicy
So all the real EVE players please fleet up, please fleet up, please fleet up

Liked for the muppets reference, and because I'm a grumpy old man too.

Well if we're doing songs here's a Scope cover to the tune of Still Alive, Portal Edition.

X up, we're forming
I'm making a fleet here, frigs and dess
It's hard to overstate how drunk I'm getting

Scope Works Reporting
We shoot all our blues because we're bad
For the good of Minmatar
except for Ushra they suck

There's a couple blinkies on the Kourmonen gate
We sent out some cruisers but it turns out they're bait

And the cyno gets popped and the PL supers drop on the people who are still online!

I'm not even buttmad
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my tank and killed me
And podded my snake clone
And posted my loss in local chat
As they laughed it hurt because
I was there laughing with you

Now we've scrammed an Ishtar on a medium plex
When we got that killmail it was better than sex
So i'm glad that I X'd
look at all these nerds I rekt
with the people who are still online

Go head and log now
I think I'd prefer to spin my ship
Maybe you'll find someone else to fleet with
Maybe Drunk Chaos
That was a joke haha fat chance
Anyway these sites are great
Oh god a bomber on grid

Look at me still talking when there's fighting to do
When I look in teamspeak Saerin's smelling his poo
I've got DED's to run, there's some ratting to be done
with the people who are still online

And believe me and I'm still online
I'm solo hunting and i'm still online
I feel quite tired but I'm still online
And when it's midnignt I'll be still online
And when It's downtime i'll be still online

still online

still online!

Coalition already recorded it. We're just cleaning it up.

your song or Uriel's?

BTW your song is awesome