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[Lyrics] And now for something completely different!

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Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#1 - 2014-12-04 07:32:04 UTC
You all know me for my Jovian stuff I post all the time- I love that stuff Smile

But here's a little song (well, lyrics) set to "The Real Slim Shady" that I made up in LAGL- enjoy P

Quote:
Y'all act like you've never seen a Jove player before
Tryna open the door but Rise and Fozzie just burst through the floor
And started nerfin' your ships worse than before
First you flew missiles - now you're losin it AAH!

So have you heard of the 'Oh great, look out, you're sh*tting-
He didn't just post what I think he did, did he?'
And The Mittani said- nothing you carebears Mittani's dead I got his corpse in my quarters (haha)

RPers love Uriel ‘Holy f*cking moley didn’t know about that ship before gimme more
Jovian lore show me the station too’ I love it, how bout you? ‘Its weird but I like it though’
Yeah I’ll probly post a couple more threads about it all too
But just cause nobody else can show it up like I do
Someday I wanna fly a Eidolon maybe a Wraith too
But I can’t, cause nullbears all got complaints about their sov (boo)

There’s renters in our space! There’s renters in our space!
So everybody tells the devs to hurry up the pace
But only talkin bout that makes the players all erase
All the lore and the story that brought us all here in the first place

Of course they’re gonna fix the POS code but it may happen soon (™)
Cause they gotta mix up all the moon goo
It’s understandable
but not undemandable cause someone left the coding in some random bull

So if the bittervets would all shut up and give/ the other players some time enough
To show you why we fly and we shoot and we crash and we die so cry about your suicides
Buy another odin eye

EVE's not dead I got it all up in my head Enheduanni Kokami make sure to read Theodicy
So all you real EVE players please fleet up, please fleet up, please fleet up

EVE's not dead I got it all up in my head Enheduanni Kokami make sure to read Theodicy
So all the real EVE players please fleet up, please fleet up, please fleet up
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#2 - 2014-12-04 07:38:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Brilliant!

Bravo!

Well done!

well it was okay

it wasn't BAD

it could be better

It was horrible!

That's lame!

BOOOOOO

All jokes aside, this is hilarious and should be recorded! although it's actually only a third of its desired length.
Serene Repose
#3 - 2014-12-04 09:34:47 UTC
I assume you aren't remotely considering quitting your day job.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2014-12-04 10:06:57 UTC
I need to add some singing to my CSM candidate interviews.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com

Lucrii Dei
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-12-04 10:08:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucrii Dei
Isn't Eminem the guy that writes lyrics about non-consensual intercourse?

Why would you aspire to that?

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Grauth Thorner
Vicious Trading Company
#6 - 2014-12-04 10:37:54 UTC
Fun stuff, although I did miss the beat

View real-time damage statistics in-game

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#7 - 2014-12-04 11:55:35 UTC
looking forward to the rest of the rap Bear
Captain Stupid
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-12-04 12:12:50 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Brilliant!

Bravo!

Well done!

well it was okay

it wasn't BAD

it could be better

It was horrible!

That's lame!

BOOOOOO

All jokes aside, this is hilarious and should be recorded! although it's actually only a third of its desired length.


Liked for the muppets reference, and because I'm a grumpy old man too.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#9 - 2014-12-04 12:43:33 UTC
Captain Stupid wrote:
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Brilliant!

Bravo!

Well done!

well it was okay

it wasn't BAD

it could be better

It was horrible!

That's lame!

BOOOOOO

All jokes aside, this is hilarious and should be recorded! although it's actually only a third of its desired length.


Liked for the muppets reference, and because I'm a grumpy old man too.


I'm a Statler and Waldorf fan myself.

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#10 - 2014-12-04 14:55:59 UTC
Captain Stupid wrote:
Liked for the muppets reference, and because I'm a grumpy old man too.

I'm only 24 & 1/2. Birthday's tomorrow.
Anslo
Scope Works
#11 - 2014-12-04 15:32:21 UTC
10/10

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#12 - 2014-12-04 18:57:53 UTC
Lucrii Dei wrote:
Isn't Eminem the guy that writes lyrics about non-consensual intercourse?

Why would you aspire to that?


Marshall Mathers (lul) is indeed a raging douchenozzle.

Uriel's rap is still kinda funny, though. :P

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2014-12-04 19:01:50 UTC
Well if we're doing songs here's a Scope cover to the tune of Still Alive, Portal Edition.

X up, we're forming
I'm making a fleet here, frigs and dess
It's hard to overstate how drunk I'm getting

Scope Works Reporting
We shoot all our blues because we're bad
For the good of Minmatar
except for Ushra they suck

There's a couple blinkies on the Kourmonen gate
We sent out some cruisers but it turns out they're bait

And the cyno gets popped and the PL supers drop on the people who are still online!

I'm not even buttmad
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my tank and killed me
And podded my snake clone
And posted my loss in local chat
As they laughed it hurt because
I was there laughing with you

Now we've scrammed an Ishtar on a medium plex
When we got that killmail it was better than sex
So i'm glad that I X'd
look at all these nerds I rekt
with the people who are still online

Go head and log now
I think I'd prefer to spin my ship
Maybe you'll find someone else to fleet with
Maybe Drunk Chaos
That was a joke haha fat chance
Anyway these sites are great
Oh god a bomber on grid

Look at me still talking when there's fighting to do
When I look in teamspeak Saerin's smelling his poo
I've got DED's to run, there's some ratting to be done
with the people who are still online

And believe me and I'm still online
I'm solo hunting and i'm still online
I feel quite tired but I'm still online
And when it's midnignt I'll be still online
And when It's downtime i'll be still online

still online

still online!

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#14 - 2014-12-04 19:05:44 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Well if we're doing songs here's a Scope cover to the tune of Still Alive, Portal Edition.

X up, we're forming
I'm making a fleet here, frigs and dess
It's hard to overstate how drunk I'm getting

Scope Works Reporting
We shoot all our blues because we're bad
For the good of Minmatar
except for Ushra they suck

There's a couple blinkies on the Kourmonen gate
We sent out some cruisers but it turns out they're bait

And the cyno gets popped and the PL supers drop on the people who are still online!

I'm not even buttmad
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my tank and killed me
And podded my snake clone
And posted my loss in local chat
As they laughed it hurt because
I was there laughing with you

Now we've scrammed an Ishtar on a medium plex
When we got that killmail it was better than sex
So i'm glad that I X'd
look at all these nerds I rekt
with the people who are still online

Go head and log now
I think I'd prefer to spin my ship
Maybe you'll find someone else to fleet with
Maybe Drunk Chaos
That was a joke haha fat chance
Anyway these sites are great
Oh god a bomber on grid

Look at me still talking when there's fighting to do
When I look in teamspeak Saerin's smelling his poo
I've got DED's to run, there's some ratting to be done
with the people who are still online

And believe me and I'm still online
I'm solo hunting and i'm still online
I feel quite tired but I'm still online
And when it's midnignt I'll be still online
And when It's downtime i'll be still online

still online

still online!



*slow clap*

Bra-*******-vo.

10/10, would kek again.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#15 - 2014-12-04 19:51:56 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Well if we're doing songs here's a Scope cover to the tune of Still Alive, Portal Edition.

X up, we're forming
I'm making a fleet here, frigs and dess
It's hard to overstate how drunk I'm getting

Scope Works Reporting
We shoot all our blues because we're bad
For the good of Minmatar
except for Ushra they suck

There's a couple blinkies on the Kourmonen gate
We sent out some cruisers but it turns out they're bait

And the cyno gets popped and the PL supers drop on the people who are still online!

I'm not even buttmad
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my tank and killed me
And podded my snake clone
And posted my loss in local chat
As they laughed it hurt because
I was there laughing with you

Now we've scrammed an Ishtar on a medium plex
When we got that killmail it was better than sex
So i'm glad that I X'd
look at all these nerds I rekt
with the people who are still online

Go head and log now
I think I'd prefer to spin my ship
Maybe you'll find someone else to fleet with
Maybe Drunk Chaos
That was a joke haha fat chance
Anyway these sites are great
Oh god a bomber on grid

Look at me still talking when there's fighting to do
When I look in teamspeak Saerin's smelling his poo
I've got DED's to run, there's some ratting to be done
with the people who are still online

And believe me and I'm still online
I'm solo hunting and i'm still online
I feel quite tired but I'm still online
And when it's midnignt I'll be still online
And when It's downtime i'll be still online

still online

still online!


That should be made into Youtube video. Hmm... Maybe Sindel Pellion could sing this one?

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia

Anslo
Scope Works
#16 - 2014-12-04 20:20:25 UTC
Coalition already recorded it. We're just cleaning it up.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#17 - 2014-12-05 14:46:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Anslo wrote:
Coalition already recorded it. We're just cleaning it up.

your song or Uriel's?

BTW your song is awesome Big smile
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#18 - 2014-12-05 15:08:21 UTC
Just found out you can rewrite "Safety Dance" into "Safety Tank" with only very few changes, it fits so well.
Anslo
Scope Works
#19 - 2014-12-05 15:55:03 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Coalition already recorded it. We're just cleaning it up.

your song or Uriel's?

BTW your song is awesome Big smile


The Scope song. I didn't write it. Credit goes to Vins. Though I'm p. sure my FC rage inspired it.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

WhyYouHeffToBeMad IsOnlyGame
#20 - 2014-12-06 15:38:50 UTC
these songs.

I want them.

Everything's a game if you make it one - Uriel Paradisi Anteovnuecci

CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase - Frostys Virpio

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