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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#541 - 2014-10-29 19:19:43 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:


Dearest Goblins and Ghouls,

Happy Early Halloween, and as such just before Phoebe I'd like to extend my love for this holiday in a deep expression of war.

So all you Ghouls, Goblins, Newbies, Pumpkin heads, Pirates, and Zombies listen in. If you need help with Decorating your Station or Corp Hanger this holiday in preparation of the annual trick or treat. Hire Pursuit of Happiness, we'll get you all the corpses and blood you need to make your station a frightful experience that no one will forget this holiday.

Contracts taken by Pursuit of Happiness guarantee: Pumpkin smashing, stealing of Treats, and occasionally scaring of little kids out of their Mods.

Contact Ju0Zas, Jake Patton, or (The god of Lightning) Zeus Maximo for more information.



Put to top, this should be.

Happy happy happy happiness for Halloween.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#542 - 2014-10-30 00:18:02 UTC
While at war with the marmot collective This Happened in their hq system with 3 of them online.

What mercs are you hiring?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#543 - 2014-10-30 07:32:56 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with the marmite collective This Happened in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#544 - 2014-10-30 09:37:35 UTC
More like frigs to warp faster to you cause your first reaction when a poh jumps into local is panic dock. How's that stratios you started flying btw? :)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#545 - 2014-10-30 09:40:00 UTC
Lol, you still have that obsessive fixation for Marmaids Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#546 - 2014-10-30 09:41:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Fybs
it's good mate you should try one out Smile

How's that manticore I saw your in yesterday btw Blink?

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#547 - 2014-10-30 09:49:51 UTC
Was good for dodging 50 unies chasing you all day. We had loads of fun.

Saw tora watching anttiri that day and marmites passing suroken in shuttles even though we were kind of suppressed. Lol

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#548 - 2014-10-30 09:53:44 UTC
Ant you heard? shuttles are in this season Lol

Eve uni really have a thing for you guys at the moment Shocked

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#549 - 2014-10-30 11:06:54 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with //umad-bro.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14555]This Happened[/url] in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink


You can only really 'fix' someones post when you actually get a kill against them, its like the bro code.

Why hire the group that admits to having issues on different timezones? Pursuit of happiness is ready to go at anytime necessary against any different TZ.Cool
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#550 - 2014-10-30 12:37:57 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with //umad-bro.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14555]This Happened[/url] in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink


You can only really 'fix' someones post when you actually get a kill against them, its like the bro code.

Why hire the group that admits to having issues on different timezones? Pursuit of happiness is ready to go at anytime necessary against any different TZ.Cool


Come on shadow you know its diffcult to kill you guys when eve uni are chasing you about the place.

i would love to come and watch you play on station again but i have over 100 wars going so i have better things to do.

Pirate

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#551 - 2014-10-30 19:04:49 UTC
Ivy war is over I'll focus my attention on you, how many Loki's you guys gonna loose on jita undock?

Oh and we were flying frigs for the challenge, we killed a rattler and a gila in frigs and we were just having loads of fun in them.... So don't judge because you lack the skill to take on our frigs without x number of sebos on your ship.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#552 - 2014-10-30 19:06:18 UTC
Fybs wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with //umad-bro.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14555]This Happened[/url] in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink


You can only really 'fix' someones post when you actually get a kill against them, its like the bro code.

Why hire the group that admits to having issues on different timezones? Pursuit of happiness is ready to go at anytime necessary against any different TZ.Cool


Come on shadow you know its diffcult to kill you guys when eve uni are chasing you about the place.

i would love to come and watch you play on station again but i have over 100 wars going so i have better things to do.

Pirate


Your just scared bro

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Fybs
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#553 - 2014-10-30 19:17:13 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fybs wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with //umad-bro.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14555]This Happened[/url] in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink


You can only really 'fix' someones post when you actually get a kill against them, its like the bro code.

Why hire the group that admits to having issues on different timezones? Pursuit of happiness is ready to go at anytime necessary against any different TZ.Cool


Come on shadow you know its diffcult to kill you guys when eve uni are chasing you about the place.

i would love to come and watch you play on station again but i have over 100 wars going so i have better things to do.

Pirate


Your just scared bro


In your dreams saeger maybe Lol

Don't confuse kindness with weakness.

Beware the hand of Fybs.

Proud CEO of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#554 - 2014-10-30 19:37:23 UTC
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:


Your just scared bro


In your dreams saeger maybe Lol


When I dream is hot women, epic space battles, or very loud explosions with a hot chick dancing on a pole. I've never dreamed of marmots failing to undock ever.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#555 - 2014-10-30 20:57:42 UTC
Fybs wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
While at war with //umad-bro.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14555]This Happened[/url] in their hq system with only 3 of there entire alliance online we knew they would never fight us in our TZ (we took frigs just in case tho).


What mercs are you hiring?



Fixed it for you darling Blink


You can only really 'fix' someones post when you actually get a kill against them, its like the bro code.

Why hire the group that admits to having issues on different timezones? Pursuit of happiness is ready to go at anytime necessary against any different TZ.Cool


Come on shadow you know its diffcult to kill you guys when eve uni are chasing you about the place.

i would love to come and watch you play on station again but i have over 100 wars going so i have better things to do.

Pirate


Bro I was going to cry, they wouldnt engage me on station with 19 v 6, #ConfusedHowManyNumbersRequired
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#556 - 2014-10-31 23:55:50 UTC
#TheWarisHappening

Losses on both sides. Natural selection is occurring!

GSE decced next!

HIGH SEC WILL NOT BE BLUE

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#557 - 2014-11-01 00:53:05 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:


Your just scared bro


In your dreams saeger maybe Lol


When I dream is hot women, epic space battles, or very loud explosions with a hot chick dancing on a pole. I've never dreamed of marmots failing to undock ever.


Looking at the KB it seems dreaming is all you do!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#558 - 2014-11-01 02:16:49 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Fybs wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:


Your just scared bro


In your dreams saeger maybe Lol


When I dream is hot women, epic space battles, or very loud explosions with a hot chick dancing on a pole. I've never dreamed of marmots failing to undock ever.


Looking at the KB it seems dreaming is all you do!

What killboard you looking at? Yours? Go find something else to do Sol your boring.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#559 - 2014-11-01 02:30:42 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
#TheWarisHappening

Losses on both sides. Natural selection is occurring!

GSE decced next!

HIGH SEC WILL NOT BE BLUE


The sad thing about this is that there are "merc" and "pvp" groups with more than 1-2 blues. I'm barely comfortable with that many. What?
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#560 - 2014-11-01 08:17:53 UTC
Tora Bushido wrote:
Lol, you still have that obsessive fixation for Marmaids Big smile



Its a great advertisement strategy., Your boys work as fixed roadsings at the gates. If we can attach our ads on them, we get massive high sec coverage!!!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"