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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#521 - 2014-10-23 14:01:17 UTC
Cookies or Ganking!!!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#522 - 2014-10-23 15:07:43 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:


Dearest Goblins and Ghouls,

Happy Early Halloween, and as such just before Phoebe I'd like to extend my love for this holiday in a deep expression of war.

So all you Ghouls, Goblins, Newbies, Pumpkin heads, Pirates, and Zombies listen in. If you need help with Decorating your Station or Corp Hanger this holiday in preparation of the annual trick or treat. Hire Pursuit of Happiness, we'll get you all the corpses and blood you need to make your station a frightful experience that no one will forget this holiday.

Contracts taken by Pursuit of Happiness guarantee: Pumpkin smashing, stealing of Treats, and occasionally scaring of little kids out of their Mods.

Contact Ju0Zas, Jake Patton, or (The god of Lightning) Zeus Maximo for more information.



Put to top, this should be.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#523 - 2014-10-23 17:12:19 UTC
Hide your daughters gents.
Im back.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#524 - 2014-10-24 11:19:29 UTC
7 days till the grandest holiday of the year. Need pumpkins smashed, kids scared, last minute decor, hire pursuit of happiness for all you evil deeds in high/low sec and wormhole.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#525 - 2014-10-24 11:28:00 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
7 days till the grandest holiday of the year. Need pumpkins smashed, kids scared, last minute decor, hire pursuit of happiness for all you evil deeds in high/low sec and wormhole.



It wil be on a saturday.. so holiday is irrelevant :P

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#526 - 2014-10-24 11:31:42 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
7 days till the grandest holiday of the year. Need pumpkins smashed, kids scared, last minute decor, hire pursuit of happiness for all you evil deeds in high/low sec and wormhole.



It wil be on a saturday.. so holiday is irrelevant :P
C'mon, Saeger got simple needs, don't break the mood and make him unhappy, yes?

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#527 - 2014-10-24 16:25:09 UTC
Starrakatt wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
7 days till the grandest holiday of the year. Need pumpkins smashed, kids scared, last minute decor, hire pursuit of happiness for all you evil deeds in high/low sec and wormhole.



It wil be on a saturday.. so holiday is irrelevant :P
C'mon, Saeger got simple needs, don't break the mood and make him unhappy, yes?

Thanks starkatt, but no its on a Friday kagura. Friendly reminder all I want for Halloween are Klondike bars go get em.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#528 - 2014-10-24 18:41:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Jin
Saeger1737 wrote:
Starrakatt wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
7 days till the grandest holiday of the year. Need pumpkins smashed, kids scared, last minute decor, hire pursuit of happiness for all you evil deeds in high/low sec and wormhole.



It wil be on a saturday.. so holiday is irrelevant :P
C'mon, Saeger got simple needs, don't break the mood and make him unhappy, yes?

Thanks starkatt, but no its on a Friday kagura. Friendly reminder all I want for Halloween are Klondike bars go get em.


You should think bigger when asking for things, You never know what might turn up.

I just found an uncanny resemblance.

http://flashgordon.wikia.com/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless?file=212mingplots.jpg
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#529 - 2014-10-24 21:02:14 UTC
The field is set, the lines have been drawn, and in the blink of an eye the war can be won, but the the battle begins with your contract today. Enlist us to fight for your cause, enable our guns to riddle your enemies, and in the end reap of the glory of victory.

Pursuit of Happiness: highsec lowsec and wormhole Mercs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#530 - 2014-10-25 01:40:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Today is a beautiful day. Today is the day we release another PVP video featuring your favorites, The Pursuit of Happiness.

The Pursuit of Happiness Presents: Winter Wind

The video concludes with a excellent feature film provided by a service called Twitch. The gentleman's first mistake was to call us Marmite. His second mistake was to live stream his whereabouts while at war with us. Justice was served!

Your grief is our Happiness!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#531 - 2014-10-25 02:26:34 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
I just found an uncanny resemblance.

http://flashgordon.wikia.com/wiki/Ming_the_Merciless?file=212mingplots.jpg
Seager IS Ming the Merciless.

Man, if you were under my thumb, you would have a new Title riiiight now.Big smile

Zeus Maximo wrote:
Today is a beautiful day. Today is the day we release another PVP video featuring your favorites, The Pursuit of Happiness. The gentleman's first mistake was to call us Marmite. His second mistake was to live stream his whereabouts while at war with us. Justice was served!
'Like Marmite' ... 'We are at war with this corp' ... 'They are too strong' ... 'Don't ever compare us to them'

PRICELESS

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#532 - 2014-10-25 02:45:43 UTC
"Isn't the police suppose to save us?!?!? Man I lost my best ship."

Priceless.

10/10
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#533 - 2014-10-25 08:37:36 UTC
For the ones that do not get.. comapring us to marmite is a sure way to get special attention from us. Nothignpersonal agaisnt marmite, but we are VERY different groups, and we do not like that peopel homogenize all war dec groups under same umbrella.


We hunt, we PURSUE.... and take your happiness.... ( as long as it is not over 42 jumps away :P )

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
ElSuerte Diego
Los Perros Hermanos
#534 - 2014-10-25 08:46:45 UTC
I guess I have good timing because one of the Marmite pilots referred me to you guys!

I was wondering if you'd be interested in evicting a low sec poco and replacing it with one of your own. It's current owner has set absurdly high rates. I've already relocated the colony so I don't have a pressing need to blow up, but I'd still like to teach them a lesson. If you're willing to blow it up, I'll give you guys the gantry and the supplies to erect a poco and you can keep it. All I ask is that you set a low tax rate.
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#535 - 2014-10-25 09:28:49 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:


The Pursuit of Happiness Presents: Winter Wind



"Where's the police?!"

Too funny, made my morning.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#536 - 2014-10-26 05:25:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Regarding our Recent Video, thank you everyone for the support!

Over the next few days we will have another RAW video uploaded featuring our most recent Fight. Stay tuned!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Foreman Yang
Perkone
Caldari State
#537 - 2014-10-26 07:46:09 UTC
Had a blast fighting you guys tonight (even though we got destroyed twice) Lol As soon as I saw you guys decced us, I let the guys know we'd get some good fights and win or lose, have a good time. The drunken yelling and laughter on comms was well worth the two fleets we whepled. Lol

Hope to pew with you guys more this week

o7
Solj RichPopolous
Silent Havok.
H A R D L I N E R S
#538 - 2014-10-27 18:43:42 UTC
Foreman Yang wrote:
Had a blast fighting you guys tonight (even though we got destroyed twice) Lol As soon as I saw you guys decced us, I let the guys know we'd get some good fights and win or lose, have a good time. The drunken yelling and laughter on comms was well worth the two fleets we whepled. Lol

Hope to pew with you guys more this week

o7


Thanks for the fun indeed. So hard to get a decent fight now days and you guys brought it. +1 to you and your crew
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#539 - 2014-10-28 11:49:11 UTC
Out and about with the best crew tonight, the few crew... This is way you check local.


Lots of fun, even if at war with marmots.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#540 - 2014-10-29 05:23:46 UTC
Hire Pursuit of Happiness, we've been making marmots dock since summer 2013.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!