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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#481 - 2014-10-01 16:21:52 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Oceanus is upon us, help us help you with a contract today. There's no job too big or too small we can't handle.



Lies... we cannot ever make Jouzas stop cursing on Team Speak. That is too much for us to handle.

That's easy, its called mute him when think he's gonna get mad, mostly when something is lost, or target that's been active for hours docks and logs.



But that is just the Team Speak equivalent of docking and not fighting. It is not our style.

Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, I go any further we might get another angry letter lol.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#482 - 2014-10-01 16:43:37 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
...I go any further we might get another angry letter lol.

The angrier the better? Rage is a powerful tool.

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#483 - 2014-10-02 02:36:53 UTC
Pursuit of happiness, killing space folk happiness since day 1.
Hire us for all your highsec, lowsec, and wormhole needs. Start convoy's juo0az or jack Patton randomly please.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Foreman Yang
Perkone
Caldari State
#484 - 2014-10-03 21:43:06 UTC
I've used PoH's services several times and have never been disappointed.

Definitely recommend.
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#485 - 2014-10-06 11:28:48 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Pursuit of happiness, killing space folk happiness since day 1.
Hire us for all your highsec, lowsec, and wormhole needs. Start convoy's juo0az or jack Patton randomly please.



You must be expecting a big response if you are asking them to form Convoy's.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#486 - 2014-10-06 15:31:30 UTC
Yes business is good. Results are regularly given. Just what the doctor ordered.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#487 - 2014-10-06 17:21:18 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Yes business is good. Results are regularly given. Just what the doctor ordered.


My sources say that not all is well in the chicken coup!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#488 - 2014-10-06 18:12:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Miko Jin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Yes business is good. Results are regularly given. Just what the doctor ordered.


My sources say that not all is well in the chicken coup!


Well we did kill all of the chickens so no not all is well in the chicken coup.

I miss a chicken?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#489 - 2014-10-06 19:35:29 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Miko Jin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Yes business is good. Results are regularly given. Just what the doctor ordered.


My sources say that not all is well in the chicken coup!


Well we did kill all of the chickens so no not all is well in the chicken coup.

I miss a chicken?

Don't worry I'll make yea soup

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Justin Zaine
#490 - 2014-10-07 04:52:13 UTC
Recently joined PoH: Corp bros are very skilled, dedicated and know their stuff. We are constantly roaming, constantly looking for fights and It's been an absolute blast flying with them Big smile





He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight.

He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#491 - 2014-10-07 16:57:19 UTC
Every night we prowl all the routes hoping to provide the greatest service to our customers, hire us and watch your enemies vanish from your watchlist.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#492 - 2014-10-09 06:06:47 UTC
Taking contracts hourly, hit us up. Watch your enemies cower in fear.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#493 - 2014-10-09 15:39:07 UTC
Waited an 1.5 hours to kill slowest golem ever. If we wait to kill this, imagine what we do for you?

Hire pursuit of happiness guaranteed to make even your worst enemies dock and log.

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Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#494 - 2014-10-09 20:54:43 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Hire pursuit of happiness guaranteed to make even your worst enemies dock and log.


After it's too late and their butt plug has been pulled out.

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Cairo Itaku
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#495 - 2014-10-10 04:10:11 UTC
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Hire pursuit of happiness guaranteed to make even your worst enemies dock and log.


After it's too late and their butt plug has been pulled out.

And are you experienced with a butt plug of your own? Surely seems like it.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#496 - 2014-10-10 06:09:33 UTC
Cairo Itaku wrote:
Ju0ZaS wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Hire pursuit of happiness guaranteed to make even your worst enemies dock and log.


After it's too late and their butt plug has been pulled out.

And are you experienced with a butt plug of your own? Surely seems like it.

It's in tact. No one shall enter. Lol

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#497 - 2014-10-10 06:48:47 UTC
I jinxt it. Lemmiwinks got inside. Oh Jezus Christ!

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#498 - 2014-10-10 08:55:22 UTC
Juo0as derailing the thread....


Hire PoH appearantly we are bored, need more work so juo can stop talking about his bowel rats.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#499 - 2014-10-10 15:37:08 UTC
Recent war to lowsec sexy pages of glitter and fun

This is why you hire us for your highsec lowsec needs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Pj peng
Elysian Technologies Enclave
Fraternity.
#500 - 2014-10-10 16:15:56 UTC
Well this is awkward..