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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#461 - 2014-09-20 21:29:46 UTC
Logged into a vexor arbitrator welcome wagon today that we excitedly met with and gave a good fight. 4 vs 10 and was a fun fight.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#462 - 2014-09-23 06:02:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Saeger1737
Happy mass test day

Pursuit of Happiness for all your high/low sec needs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#463 - 2014-09-23 13:54:10 UTC
Saeger we missed you at the POCO smash! o/

-Badman
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#464 - 2014-09-23 14:53:20 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
Saeger we missed you at the POCO smash! o/

Oh noes, I don't play the game 24/7/365, but now since your being cocky as soon as you don't fight and you post your too scared to fight in local stuff I'll fraps and post it all on YouTube for all your "future" clients to view.

Pursuit of happiness for all your high/low sec needs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#465 - 2014-09-23 16:01:53 UTC
We are employed but seeking other opportunities. We also have a few team member positions available starting at entry level.

Corp recruitment

U-MAD member recruitment

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

U-MAD Membership Recruitment

PoH Corporation Recruitment
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#466 - 2014-09-23 22:14:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Miko Jin
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We are employed but seeking other opportunities. We also have a few team member positions available starting at entry level.

Corp recruitment

U-MAD member recruitment


better watch your history as they might be selective or biased to you . Don't forget if you lose a ship in PVP they will ridicule you on the killboard.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#467 - 2014-09-23 22:34:16 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We are employed but seeking other opportunities. We also have a few team member positions available starting at entry level.

Corp recruitment

U-MAD member recruitment


better watch your history as they might be selective or biased to you . Don't forget if you lose a ship in PVP they will ridicule you on the killboard.


My Last Loss

No one is immune Cool

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#468 - 2014-09-24 07:37:46 UTC
hehe..... you think they had enough dps to kill ya ? Only 1 carrier. Evil

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#469 - 2014-09-24 09:30:33 UTC
Miko Jin wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We are employed but seeking other opportunities. We also have a few team member positions available starting at entry level.

Corp recruitment

U-MAD member recruitment


better watch your history as they might be selective or biased to you . Don't forget if you lose a ship in PVP they will ridicule you on the killboard.



Naa we will ridicule someone that lose a ship in a stupid way while ignoring our warnings to not fall for that obvious bait in Jita undock and that was not on Team speak while undocked.

Real losses that happen in normal circunstances will not get you scolded. But we want good players and expect that you scold yourself a bit and learn what you did wrong if any.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#470 - 2014-09-24 09:34:02 UTC
Badman Lasermouse wrote:
Saeger we missed you at the POCO smash! o/



Well since you guys docked your 4 battleships 1 Hac 1 BC when we got 2 Navy omens 1 Stabber and 1 Fleet Sttaber in local, he did not miss much. And each time we got within 2 jumps from system you left the poco again, well why waste other U-Mad members time with people that do not want to fight even with massive superiority?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
The Pursuit of Happiness
#471 - 2014-09-24 21:10:30 UTC
Get your contracts in before the game dies...oh wait it already is.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#472 - 2014-09-26 16:08:33 UTC
Hostiles are red
Alliance mates are blue
If our enemies actually fought
I wouldn't be such a jew

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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PoH Corporation Recruitment
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#473 - 2014-09-27 00:14:30 UTC
There's no contract too big or to small that we can't handle. Hit us up today and get a contract in for Oceanus.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
ShamedOne
Syndicate Enterprise
Sigma Grindset
#474 - 2014-09-28 05:34:12 UTC
I dont need to hurt, just to put you first.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#475 - 2014-09-29 09:45:48 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Hostiles are red
Alliance mates are blue
If our enemies actually fought
I wouldn't be such a jew



1 Bil per week and I shall prevent Zeus from ever trying to do a haiku again in these forums. Forum protection is part of our mercenary packages.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#476 - 2014-09-30 00:11:15 UTC
Oceanus is upon us, help us help you with a contract today. There's no job too big or too small we can't handle.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#477 - 2014-09-30 10:56:23 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Oceanus is upon us, help us help you with a contract today. There's no job too big or too small we can't handle.



Lies... we cannot ever make Jouzas stop cursing on Team Speak. That is too much for us to handle.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#478 - 2014-09-30 12:41:53 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Oceanus is upon us, help us help you with a contract today. There's no job too big or too small we can't handle.



Lies... we cannot ever make Jouzas stop cursing on Team Speak. That is too much for us to handle.

That's easy, its called mute him when think he's gonna get mad, mostly when something is lost, or target that's been active for hours docks and logs.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#479 - 2014-10-01 06:08:25 UTC
Lol **** you...P

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#480 - 2014-10-01 10:13:13 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Oceanus is upon us, help us help you with a contract today. There's no job too big or too small we can't handle.



Lies... we cannot ever make Jouzas stop cursing on Team Speak. That is too much for us to handle.

That's easy, its called mute him when think he's gonna get mad, mostly when something is lost, or target that's been active for hours docks and logs.



But that is just the Team Speak equivalent of docking and not fighting. It is not our style.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"