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Let me tell you why people are killing highsec miners. A manifesto.

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Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#401 - 2011-12-10 18:15:40 UTC
Nobody? I guess I'm not shocked by that. As if the BS meter wasn't already pegged.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#402 - 2011-12-10 18:26:00 UTC
Oops. Did I just shut this down? Smile
Time to lock it up then.
People's Republic ofChina
My Other Capital Ship is Your Mom
#403 - 2011-12-10 18:26:16 UTC
ReptilesBlade wrote:

You suicide gank because you have a small ***** and you want to compensate for it. That is all there is to it.


My anecdotal evidence says otherwise.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#404 - 2011-12-10 18:32:22 UTC
WAIT! Who ar e you?This is my thread now. I had it all to myself. I was just going to post


THE LLOOOOOOAAAAAANNNN POSTAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
*hears echo*
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#405 - 2011-12-10 18:32:45 UTC
BE GONE EVIL SPIRIT!
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#406 - 2011-12-10 18:34:56 UTC
Ebeneeeeeezeerrrrrr!
*clink* *clink* *clink*
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#407 - 2011-12-10 18:37:48 UTC
Wow! It really is my thread!
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#408 - 2011-12-10 18:45:10 UTC
*agressively defends newly aquired space. GRRRRR*
I shall call this land "This Land".
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#409 - 2011-12-10 18:52:26 UTC
Now taking applications to rent space in my newly aquired thread.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#410 - 2011-12-10 18:59:46 UTC
gonna put a pos right overrrr......here.
*anchor*
Qansh
Triskelion Ouroboros
#411 - 2011-12-10 19:00:39 UTC
I'd say something witty but then this thread would get locked for no-content and I'm rather enjoying it. Seeing you so happy over thread-space, though, does gives me a kick.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#412 - 2011-12-10 19:05:43 UTC
AGGRESSION!
Rapidly docks up in an NPC station with such skill that his enemies openy weep when confronted by such beauty and grace!
Qansh
Triskelion Ouroboros
#413 - 2011-12-10 19:07:11 UTC
lol

You know, you did effectively kill the statement I was going to make, but I can't help but think that was a good thing. Smile
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#414 - 2011-12-10 19:10:07 UTC
This was completely unexpected tbh.
Just to be sure though, I'm going to have to set you "blue". Otherwise I have to hotdrop 5 motherships and a titan on your lone drake.
Qansh
Triskelion Ouroboros
#415 - 2011-12-10 19:11:18 UTC
Pavel Bidermann wrote:
This was completely unexpected tbh.
Just to be sure though, I'm going to have to set you "blue". Otherwise I have to hotdrop 5 motherships and a titan on your lone drake.


Were that I but had a drake, but thanks.
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#416 - 2011-12-10 19:15:03 UTC
Now we must take over other threads to expand our alliance! Soon we will control the entire forum, and we can demand tribute for the right to post!

We also have an open bar policy with full membership. And a t-shirt.
Nikola Aivoras
Mercantilist Corporation of New Eden
#417 - 2011-12-10 19:15:54 UTC
Does the T-shirt say "I am the 99% of the EVE forums"?
Borun Tal
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#418 - 2011-12-10 19:21:38 UTC
tl;dr

Can I get the Cliff Notes version? Assuming it's not a "don't play your way, play MY way!" kind of thing...
Pavel Bidermann
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#419 - 2011-12-10 19:24:38 UTC
No. It says "I went to fight in Providence and all I got was this lame shirt". I like your idea too. I guess i need to set up a market for my shirts......

See what I did there? I stole your shirt idea! That and this thread in the same hour! Am I not the greatest pirate you have ever seen?

However, I am getting bored with this. I think I may drop sov since I never wanted this space anyway. At that point I will then claim my elite forum pvp skills and hire out as a forum merc corp.

But first, I must rob the corp wallet and hanger.......
Qansh
Triskelion Ouroboros
#420 - 2011-12-10 19:28:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Qansh
Borun Tal wrote:
tl;dr

Can I get the Cliff Notes version? Assuming it's not a "don't play your way, play MY way!" kind of thing...

Cliff Notes (or possibly revised Cliff Notes) version here, which is rather a genius post in my opinion in that it allows for a War of Judgment! rather than my miner-ish your play-style/my play-style kind of thing.

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=498056#post498056

Not that I'm going to war (ha!) or anything...

P.S., Sorry, Pavel. Back to our regularly scheduled programming...