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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#381 - 2014-08-28 15:00:25 UTC
Above is a good representation on how off topic we can get from a simple war quote.

Round 2:

"Tears are the silent language of grief"

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#382 - 2014-08-28 16:43:27 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Above is a good representation on how off topic we can get from a simple war quote.

Round 2:

"Tears are the silent language of grief"



Can I has your stuff?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#383 - 2014-08-28 18:25:58 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Above is a good representation on how off topic we can get from a simple war quote.

Round 2:

"Tears are the silent language of grief"



Can I has your stuff?

Translation:
Hire us cause we'll take all there stuff and make them cry like little girls.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#384 - 2014-08-28 18:26:29 UTC
''There is not such thing as overgrief''

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#385 - 2014-08-28 20:50:35 UTC
I got nothing.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Nathaniel Raynaud
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#386 - 2014-08-28 21:11:00 UTC
i appreciate that y'all are having lots of fun in this thread, but why quote the writer of a mediocre manga for children and weak adults instead of a cool one, like furuya or asano
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#387 - 2014-08-28 21:34:06 UTC
HIRE US!!!!

"Experience is the teacher of all things!"

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#388 - 2014-08-29 15:29:02 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
HIRE US!!!!

"Experience is the teacher of all things!"



That one is hard.. can anyone teach me about it?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#389 - 2014-08-30 18:47:55 UTC
Hire us, we are the resident badasses of new eden nuking suspects and all who are flashy, just remember if you look on your overview and you notice pursuit behind you and your flashy. Your dead already. So hire us. Before you all die to our hungry guns.





Message paid by the feed the hungry guns association. Save a merc feed his guns.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#390 - 2014-08-31 22:03:23 UTC
Still taking contracts!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#391 - 2014-09-01 07:48:12 UTC
Open for business, its September now 1st of the month, time to start sending those month log contracts in now.

Numbers for August
1462 ships/pods killed 144.3 billion isk
43 ships lost at 4.26 billion
96.85% efficiency
Save a merc feed his guns hire us today!!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#392 - 2014-09-01 20:13:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Today has been a fun day! Today, past members fleeted up against us and were in route to reinforce another enemy fleet that we were monitoring. Yes they countered our typical fleet but today we were not typical. Our recruitment has been stronk lately so our power projection naturally multiplied allowing us to form a more perfect fleet comp.

Past members that stood up against us:
Vouid
Roggle

The battle report:
KB BR
Picture for the Lazies

(note: Roughly 4-5 BS's got away)

Friendly poke: Seraph IX Basarab happened to warp to the gate we were forming up on. He died because the Jita gate was closed What?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#393 - 2014-09-01 21:02:06 UTC
My reaction landing on the jita gate when the blocked msg came up was "wtf is this highsec bullshittery" and when your tengus landed "well about that time to go get a cup of tea I suppose."

Sad

Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

o7
Jake Patton
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#394 - 2014-09-02 06:22:15 UTC
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance.
Ju0ZaS
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#395 - 2014-09-02 08:52:23 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance.


>:)

Are you going to fight me or do you expect to bore me to death with your forum pvp?
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#396 - 2014-09-02 10:31:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kagura Nikon
Jake Patton wrote:
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance.



He missed the 0 and the coma we are top 0.5... (we only need to be half serious to be on top :P )

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Rise Altol
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#397 - 2014-09-02 10:32:20 UTC
Jake Patton wrote:
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance.


Going to be back soon and I would be happy to pay for the wars to see some shiny explosions :D

let the fun begin Twisted
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#398 - 2014-09-02 11:50:52 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Jake Patton wrote:
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
Top 5 merc groups of anyone listed on the merc contracts channel easily.

Top 5? I think you made a typo there man, the '1' is a few keys to the left...
If not, please send us the other 4 so we can murder them and establish important internet spaceship dominance.



He missed the 0 and the coma we are top 0.5... (we only need to be half serious to be on top :P )


I endorse this product and team, They will get to the top +1
Foreman Yang
Perkone
Caldari State
#399 - 2014-09-02 16:14:53 UTC
I also recommend PoH for all your Merc needs.

I've paid for their services several times and have always been more than happy with the results.
Ron Mexxico
ElitistOps
Deepwater Hooligans
#400 - 2014-09-02 22:25:50 UTC
do you do active pos removal in low sec