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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
#361 - 2014-08-21 00:42:15 UTC
I shall fight for CEO's honor in Gonditsa. BTW, there were more on standby.
Solj RichPopolous
Silent Havok.
H A R D L I N E R S
#362 - 2014-08-21 02:13:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Solj RichPopolous
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Uppgrayyedd wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Today's Lowsec Adventure

Another win.


http://zkillboard.com/kill/40771581/

You left one out.


Didn't think cap kills were relevant to small gang pvp? Rather honored an archon was required...


Top POH scientists have found and identified the cause of death on this ship to be directly related to the prop mod in use. The proteus is a very simple, slow, and stupid creature that relies on its prey making use of said module. Please immediately remove the offending module in all future fits and you will be able to sail away unharmed and unscathed like the rest of the fleet.
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#363 - 2014-08-21 10:19:45 UTC
Solj RichPopolous wrote:


Top POH scientists have found and identified the cause of death on this ship to be directly related to the prop mod in use. The proteus is a very simple, slow, and stupid creature that relies on its prey making use of said module. Please immediately remove the offending module in all future fits and you will be able to sail away unharmed and unscathed like the rest of the fleet.




COMMUNITY SERVICE: PoH is always focused on serving the community and would live to explain to the ones puzzled by that post the the up referenced member have a deep quasi-religious hatred for the MWD module. No need to get worried, its normal behavior.

We would like also to inform that we just executed another service for the community removing a mining obelisk from its insiduous operation. PoH is always bound to the good costumes and values of the eve family and will not allow such low acts of indecency as the usage of a freighter in a mining belt to stain the community.

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#364 - 2014-08-21 20:48:26 UTC
I have removed a rule breaking post and those quoting it.

The Rules:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
#365 - 2014-08-22 20:46:07 UTC
New Eden community. Thank you for your continued monetary support. God bless you all.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#366 - 2014-08-22 21:35:42 UTC
Thank you Mr. Ezwal for the help.

To all potential clients hire us. We provide results and if your lucky we may like your enemy enough to permanently dec them.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#367 - 2014-08-23 11:44:47 UTC
I heard that there are things to explode & that makes me happy.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#368 - 2014-08-23 22:54:23 UTC
People looking for results look no further, we put the fear of god into our targets that they feel that warp core stabs is the only way to get around us.

Raven Navy Issue

As shown above all targets are dealt with accordingly. Hire us today and we will make sure that your enemy regrets putting stabbs on his ship.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Uppgrayyedd
Doomheim
#369 - 2014-08-24 02:19:58 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
People looking for results look no further, we put the fear of god into our targets that they feel that warp core stabs is the only way to get around us.

Raven Navy Issue

As shown above all targets are dealt with accordingly. Hire us today and we will make sure that your enemy regrets putting stabbs on his ship.


Wow. If i ever need to dump a ton of isk to have someone blap shitfit stabbed battleships ill know who to contact.
Zarek Moesia
The Mobius Project
#370 - 2014-08-24 07:02:53 UTC
Uppgrayyedd wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
People looking for results look no further, we put the fear of god into our targets that they feel that warp core stabs is the only way to get around us.

Raven Navy Issue

As shown above all targets are dealt with accordingly. Hire us today and we will make sure that your enemy regrets putting stabbs on his ship.


Wow. If i ever need to dump a ton of isk to have someone blap shitfit stabbed battleships ill know who to contact.

You would need to be old enough to fly said ship first.

after reading most of your posts why don't you just Dec the people you attempt to know more than. Must be awesome to be alone in a pve corp telling mercs how they need to run things.

I hired PoH a while back to do a job and they not only killed my targets but they made them disband, PoH is the Merc alliance I choose for all my mercing needs. Lol
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#371 - 2014-08-24 11:53:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Zarek Moesia wrote:
Uppgrayyedd wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
People looking for results look no further, we put the fear of god into our targets that they feel that warp core stabs is the only way to get around us.

Raven Navy Issue

As shown above all targets are dealt with accordingly. Hire us today and we will make sure that your enemy regrets putting stabbs on his ship.


Wow. If i ever need to dump a ton of isk to have someone blap shitfit stabbed battleships ill know who to contact.

You would need to be old enough to fly said ship first.

after reading most of your posts why don't you just Dec the people you attempt to know more than. Must be awesome to be alone in a pve corp telling mercs how they need to run things.

I hired PoH a while back to do a job and they not only killed my targets but they made them disband, PoH is the Merc alliance I choose for all my mercing needs. Lol


No, he is a troll, and you dont know what your doing here. Move along.

1) You dont need to be able to fly a ship to have someone else kill one for you.
2) If you have indeed read his postings, youll see he attacks everyone. Its just a troll. Dont feed them, and they leave.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#372 - 2014-08-24 13:25:07 UTC
once upon a troll.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#373 - 2014-08-24 17:30:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Zeus Maximo
Good fights are happening!

Kills

Battle Reports:

Mateber- We warped our TFI to a belt to rat and see what would come. Local took the bait and warped a sac, legion, and zealot to get point. Once they aggressed our TFI pointed them so consequently we jumped in and initiated warp. Unfortunately they ran so we got sad. As hope for a fight faded we began to leave local but our mysterious loki pilot warped to the sun just to "see what they would do." To his surprise, at the sun, a rattlesnake was already there. Our loki got point and we all piled back in to fight. What we didn't expect was the rattlesnake to be ultra tank(already knew they had great tanks) and not die after 3 minutes of 2,000+ dps. As the fight went on local built up and the field started to flood with more and more hostiles. The TFI's death occurred when the enemies geddon landed on zero of him and his neuts were mid cycle. Their geddon got the jump and had free reign to cap out our TFI to seal his fate. Once our TFI went down we went on a killing spree bagging the sac, legion, geddon, and blackbird before leaving the field. More would have died but a 30 man BS/Cruiser/t3 fleet said otherwise.

Resbroko- Omen Navy Issue died to a symptom called "failed to run away with fleet."

Hagilur- It was brought to our attention that this Gate camp was freely aggressing all who entered local. We made them pay for it.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
#374 - 2014-08-25 17:56:19 UTC


Eve Friends we are still here to be the white knight(s) in your dream. We'll never forsake you. We'll try to prosper. We'll always fight for you.
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#375 - 2014-08-26 18:48:28 UTC
Hire PoH, killing gankers and their alts since suspect became a thing.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#376 - 2014-08-27 13:36:57 UTC
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#377 - 2014-08-27 13:39:23 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."



I prefer the version: "If brute force does not solve your problem, you have not used enough"

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#378 - 2014-08-27 17:53:08 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."



I prefer the version: "If brute force does not solve your problem, you have not used enough"

" When in doubt use brute force, when that doesn't work hit it with a hammer"

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#379 - 2014-08-27 17:56:10 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."



I prefer the version: "If brute force does not solve your problem, you have not used enough"

" When in doubt use brute force, when that doesn't work hit it with a hammer"


Guys just use ******* Chains saws with Laz0r Beams.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#380 - 2014-08-28 08:37:29 UTC
culo duro wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
"If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."



I prefer the version: "If brute force does not solve your problem, you have not used enough"

" When in doubt use brute force, when that doesn't work hit it with a hammer"


Guys just use ******* Chains saws with Laz0r Beams.

******* chain saws with laz0r beams and rainbow colored c4 strapped to it, screw it lets throw a unicorn riding a walrus with a rocket launcher.

Hire us Lol

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.