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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1081 - 2014-08-11 07:25:09 UTC
Lady Areola Fappington wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:

And lets face it, it's certainly not the last we'll lose, not even the last we'll lose to something dump like a misclick either, so *shrug*. Gevlon can spin in his chair cheering and fapping all he wants over it.



And THATS a mental image that nobody needs.

Thanks Lucas.

You're off my friends list now.
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Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#1082 - 2014-08-11 08:14:43 UTC
Christian Lionbate wrote:
Wouldn't Chribba have the final say as to the conditions being met? As has been pointed out, its his reputation.


Hence why I said that I wonder how he feels about all this.

And Lucas? Don't feel bad, I don't have any friends either, my watchlist is exclusively for targets.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1083 - 2014-08-11 14:35:03 UTC
Christian Lionbate wrote:
Wouldn't Chribba have the final say as to the conditions being met? As has been pointed out, its his reputation.


Chribba's "job" so to speak is to be impartial. He can offer his services to anybody, even gibbering sperglords like Gevlon. Gevlon gave him hilariously specific terms, so arbitrating what does or does not fulfill the terms shouldn't require much of a judgment call. It does mean that it would actually be quite hard for someone to claim the bounty, both because of the difficulty of awoxing a Titan in the first place and because the money goes to the corp of whoever had highest damage instead of the person who set up the kill, but that isn't Chribba's problem.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1084 - 2014-08-11 14:39:17 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
.... the money goes to the corp of whoever had highest damage instead of the person who set up the kill..


Honestly, thats the stupidest part of it all. Well, apart from the initial idea, anyhow.

Actually, its all stupid. Nevermind.

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1085 - 2014-08-11 15:19:55 UTC
The list of people who are willing and able to awox a Titan for 20 bil is short (apparently very short), but it's probably a lot longer than the list of people willing to do the same thing while donating the 20 bil to BL or Snuff Box or whatever.

All that said, as long as Chribba fairly and impartially upholds the terms under which the contract was established, he's done his part. The fact that the payout is underwhelming and also virtually impossible to claim means it's another Gevlon project doomed to failure, but it's not Chribba's job to nanny him.
Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#1086 - 2014-08-11 23:44:51 UTC
This is your daily bombless bomber report courtesy of Gevlons Angels. Your eyes are not deceiving you, this guy gets nailed just about everyday in 35 bombless bombers.

Titan

Down

#BatCountry#1

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1087 - 2014-08-12 00:20:52 UTC
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1088 - 2014-08-12 12:46:02 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...


Yeah, it's getting pretty ridiculous. That being said, I still find it hilarious. I'm waiting for the "enough is enough" moment. The first killmail I saw with that guy on it, all I could think was "Jesus Christ, he's worse than space, Ammzi, and oodel combined".
Alekseyev Karrde
Noir.
Shadow Cartel
#1089 - 2014-08-12 14:51:48 UTC
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
"Jesus Christ, he's worse than space, Ammzi, and oodel combined".

Dont get carried away.

No one is worse than oodel

Alek the Kidnapper, Hero of the CSM
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1090 - 2014-08-12 16:35:56 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...



So does this mean we get to petition our lossmails if he ever manages to figure out what he's doing and kill somebody?
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1091 - 2014-08-13 23:11:26 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Voyager Arran wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...



So does this mean we get to petition our lossmails if he ever manages to figure out what he's doing and kill somebody?

You can try, but I don't think it will work for you. ~GM Bias~ and all that. You guys aren't sexy freedom fighters~
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1092 - 2014-08-14 05:28:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
I'm laughing hard, because clearly no one gave two bits about Gevlon's pathetic bounty when that BAT Titan jumped in instead of bridging in and died as a result. So much for Gevlon's delusion of being space important!

What's more funny is this: The guy actually posted under this thread right after, and claimed he has gotten a Titan kill for free.

But of course I should not have been surprised at that. This is a guy, after all, that publishes every loss that CFC has month by month, as if all of the losses are result of his actions. He thinks he is smart and that he won't be singled out as a liar just because he does not explicitly write in his posts "well CFC lost this amount in total in this month, this is the result of my work". He just published a number like, say, 5T ISK of losses for a specific month and then adds to his post in very small letters that "oh yeah, my space peanuts contribution to Marmite and MoA caused 200B of 5T ISK".

Gevlon fails at the spin game real hard, just as he fails at pretty much everything else in EVE. How many years has he been playing EVE? He is still flipping burgers as far as the power, success and influence meta games are concerned.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1093 - 2014-08-14 05:34:59 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...



So does this mean we get to petition our lossmails if he ever manages to figure out what he's doing and kill somebody?

You can try, but I don't think it will work for you. ~GM Bias~ and all that. You guys aren't sexy freedom fighters~


Are you claiming here that GMs are biased towards you just as how t20 was biased towards BoB?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#1094 - 2014-08-14 05:37:48 UTC
Wait, so basically it's 20bil to just sit there and forever brag about any cfc titan that dies being for free, since it is never claimable?

This is pretty clever, can I set up a similar scheme with the mittani for any n3 titans that die?

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thetwilitehour
Caldari Provisions
#1095 - 2014-08-14 05:45:56 UTC
Have people figured out yet that Gevlon Goblin is actually themittani, just like James315, and he's intentionally saying stuff that's as stupid as possible to discredit the whole grrgoons movement? I'm really surprised the Evenews24 is still publishing themittani alias Gevlon Goblins blogs and articles, given how blatantly obvious this is.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1096 - 2014-08-14 06:44:38 UTC
Alp Khan wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Goddamit, has the scourge of isboxing bombers infested us as well? Figures...



So does this mean we get to petition our lossmails if he ever manages to figure out what he's doing and kill somebody?

You can try, but I don't think it will work for you. ~GM Bias~ and all that. You guys aren't sexy freedom fighters~


Are you claiming here that GMs are biased towards you just as how t20 was biased towards BoB?

No, I'm poking fun at ancient history. Big smile
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#1097 - 2014-08-14 09:58:53 UTC
I think we already killed 13,2 Titans Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#1098 - 2014-08-15 04:30:37 UTC
This thread is kinda losing steam so its time for another bombless bomber report courtesy of Gevlons Angels.

Our friend Replicator01-79 has tired of losing 35+ bombers per day and becoming the monthly biggest loser for MOA trying to ref structures solo and has now vowed to place a single afk cloaked pilot in every single system in Deklein.

Deklein has 68 systems so that would require at least 68 accounts. At $14.99 USD thats $1,019.32 per month OR 52,496,000,000 in PLEX per month.

Thats right folks, $1,000 or 52B per month to afk cloak. This individual has shown extreme dedication to the cause and I really hope GG offers to plex all his accounts. GRRRRRRRRRRR GOOOOOOOOOOOONS

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Big Lynx
#1099 - 2014-08-15 09:44:33 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
This thread is kinda losing steam so its time for another bombless bomber report courtesy of Gevlons Angels.

Our friend Replicator01-79 has tired of losing 35+ bombers per day and becoming the monthly biggest loser for MOA trying to ref structures solo and has now vowed to place a single afk cloaked pilot in every single system in Deklein.

Deklein has 68 systems so that would require at least 68 accounts. At $14.99 USD thats $1,019.32 per month OR 52,496,000,000 in PLEX per month.

Thats right folks, $1,000 or 52B per month to afk cloak. This individual has shown extreme dedication to the cause and I really hope GG offers to plex all his accounts. GRRRRRRRRRRR GOOOOOOOOOOOONS


Lelz. Replicator 1-79 is still around? I remember some years ago he was camping in providence ruining some carebear corps' income.
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#1100 - 2014-08-15 09:59:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Joseph Soprano
Alavaria Fera wrote:
Wait, so basically it's 20bil to just sit there and forever brag about any cfc titan that dies being for free, since it is never claimable?

This is pretty clever, can I set up a similar scheme with the mittani for any n3 titans that die?


It seems as though the only people keeping this post alive are the goons ( and Lucas Kell ).