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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#301 - 2014-08-12 14:29:11 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
To my knowledge it's impossible to properly link a BR from eve-kill. I believe zkillboard does it right but that site sucks.

Maybe you could teach us all how to do it? And then you could hire us to cause tears on your friends?

Ok, so let me get this straight.

First you wardec me because I point out issues one of your members are having. I tell you where you can find me and encourage you to do so. After which, one of your membership essentially begs me to come to high-sec so that you don't need to do any "work". I then point out even more issues this same member of yours is having doing something you merc types should know how to do (c'mon your guys make a living off of your PvI Killboard, teach them how to properly link things) which you then say I should teach you how to do when it is something that you should have down pat (especially if it is as simple as removing amp;).

Finally, you beg me to give you work when so far you haven't done anything except try to get me to do your work for you?

Why should I pay you if these are the results I can expect? If anything you should offer me a freebie to redeem yourselves from all this.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#302 - 2014-08-12 14:46:43 UTC
Hire us today and we will make your tears go away!

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Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#303 - 2014-08-12 15:02:03 UTC
Can I be in yer corp? I blew up a venture one time, so that makes me good and stuffs.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#304 - 2014-08-12 15:12:42 UTC
Trixie Lawless wrote:
Can I be in yer corp? I blew up a venture one time, so that makes me good and stuffs.


Said the forum alt.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#305 - 2014-08-12 15:16:37 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Trixie Lawless wrote:
Can I be in yer corp? I blew up a venture one time, so that makes me good and stuffs.


Said the forum alt.


I would say something witty, but I can't think of anything. :(
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#306 - 2014-08-12 15:32:40 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:


First you wardec me because I point out issues one of your mes are having. I tell you where you can find me and encourage you to do so. After which, one of your membership essentially begs me to come to high-sec so that you don't need to do any "work". I then point out even more issues this same member of yours is having doing something you merc types should know how to do (c'mon your guys make a living off of your PvI Killboard, teach them how to properly link things) which you then say I should teach you how to do when it is something that you should have down pat (especially if it is as simple as removing amp;).

Finally, you beg me to give you work when so far you haven't done anything except try to get me to do your work for you?

Why should I pay you if these are the results I can expect? If anything you should offer me a freebie to redeem yourselves from all this.


Do you even read replies?
Zeus has told you twice now that linking killmails or battle reports from Eve-kill is bugged on the forums, which everyone but you seems to understand.

If you spend two seconds to check the link, it doesn't contain 'amp', this is added by Eve forums when you click the link.

Ill leave you to cry more on the forums, your posts are getting longer and more frequent (other than the 3 that got deleted because umad).
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#307 - 2014-08-12 15:47:52 UTC
We've had tear harvesting level 5 trained for a while. I think alliance morale molestation is at 5 too. You know you do good work when it's nothing but alts moaning.

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#308 - 2014-08-12 15:52:27 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:


First you wardec me because I point out issues one of your mes are having. I tell you where you can find me and encourage you to do so. After which, one of your membership essentially begs me to come to high-sec so that you don't need to do any "work". I then point out even more issues this same member of yours is having doing something you merc types should know how to do (c'mon your guys make a living off of your PvI Killboard, teach them how to properly link things) which you then say I should teach you how to do when it is something that you should have down pat (especially if it is as simple as removing amp;).

Finally, you beg me to give you work when so far you haven't done anything except try to get me to do your work for you?

Why should I pay you if these are the results I can expect? If anything you should offer me a freebie to redeem yourselves from all this.


Do you even read replies?
Zeus has told you twice now that linking killmails or battle reports from Eve-kill is bugged on the forums, which everyone but you seems to understand.

If you spend two seconds to check the link, it doesn't contain 'amp', this is added by Eve forums when you click the link.

Ill leave you to cry more on the forums, your posts are getting longer and more frequent (other than the 3 that got deleted because icried).

FYP
gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#309 - 2014-08-12 15:56:55 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We've had tear harvesting level 5 trained for a while. I think alliance morale molestation is at 5 too. You know you do good work when it's nothing but alts moaning.


What makes it more great is that Alaekessa thinks we want to kill him when actually declaring war on his corporation was my plan of psychological warfare to see if i could get a reaction out of him, well worth the isk.

As you said Alaekessa, us 'un-educated' people don't understand what were on about but you 'educated' people still fall for it.
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#310 - 2014-08-12 15:59:09 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We've had tear harvesting level 5 trained for a while. I think alliance morale molestation is at 5 too. You know you do good work when it's nothing but alts moaning.


What makes it more great is that Alaekessa thinks we want to kill him when actually declaring war on his corporation was my plan of psychological warfare to see if i could get a reaction out of him, well worth the isk.

As you said Alaekessa, us 'un-educated' people don't understand what were on about but you 'educated' people still fall for it.

I even told you in my one post that I pushed you until you declared war so who is really pulling who's strings?
Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#311 - 2014-08-12 16:04:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Trixie Lawless
Zeus Maximo wrote:
We've had tear harvesting level 5 trained for a while. I think alliance morale molestation is at 5 too. You know you do good work when it's nothing but alts moaning.


No tears here. Thread was a good read so I'd figure I would comment.

Am I an alt? Yes sir.
Do you have me war dec'd along with a gaggle of others? Yup.
Do I think its badass to be at war with EVERYONE? OHHHH YEAH.
Do reading threads like this make me wish I went PvP on my main? Yes :(

Good luck on your wars.... And if you see any Russian Ventures roaming about... Gank them. They type in hieroglyphs and smell like cabbage.
Morty Friedman
Mortal Logistics
#312 - 2014-08-12 16:04:17 UTC
My post was pointing out how immature you lot are for your age. All in 30's / 40's yet have the maturity of 5yr olds. If you want to carry on giving that impression then so be it. I think 99% of people who read my posts realise what I was stating.
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#313 - 2014-08-12 16:34:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Alaekessa
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort

gnshadowninja wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:


First you wardec me because I point out issues one of your mes are having. I tell you where you can find me and encourage you to do so. After which, one of your membership essentially begs me to come to high-sec so that you don't need to do any "work". I then point out even more issues this same member of yours is having doing something you merc types should know how to do (c'mon your guys make a living off of your PvI Killboard, teach them how to properly link things) which you then say I should teach you how to do when it is something that you should have down pat (especially if it is as simple as removing amp;).

Finally, you beg me to give you work when so far you haven't done anything except try to get me to do your work for you?

Why should I pay you if these are the results I can expect? If anything you should offer me a freebie to redeem yourselves from all this.


Do you even read replies?
Zeus has told you twice now that linking killmails or battle reports from Eve-kill is bugged on the forums, which everyone but you seems to understand.

If you spend two seconds to check the link, it doesn't contain 'amp', this is added by Eve forums when you click the link.

Ill leave you to cry more on the forums, your posts are getting longer and more frequent (other than the 3 that got deleted because umad).


Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#314 - 2014-08-12 17:12:31 UTC
Thank you for the support and the love. Remember, any director of ours will willingly declare war in the name of Happiness! Mail us today!

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Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#315 - 2014-08-12 17:36:36 UTC
Kagura Nikon wrote:
Can we wardec some corp with 300 members to celebrate?


Sounds like a plan
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#316 - 2014-08-12 17:58:08 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

So you link a crappy destroyer kill that's not even against us. Congrats your winning the game.

So if you think your so badass when will you link something of merit?

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#317 - 2014-08-12 18:03:35 UTC
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

So you link a crappy destroyer kill that's not even against us. Congrats your winning the game.

So if you think your so badass when will you link something of merit?

The content of the link wasn't the point, it was merely that the link works

What is the matter? umadbro?
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#318 - 2014-08-12 18:14:24 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

So you link a crappy destroyer kill that's not even against us. Congrats your winning the game.

So if you think your so badass when will you link something of merit?

The content of the link wasn't the point, it was merely that the link works

What is the matter? umadbro?

Not gonna post anything of merit still? Hiding behind the illusion that you said "umadbro" like it means or holds a mystical power in this case.
Still waiting on your merit post.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#319 - 2014-08-12 18:39:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Alaekessa
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
Link

EDIT: Oh, that was so terribly hard, I think I might need to lay down and rest for a week after all that exertion.

/swoon because effort



Wasn't really all that hard, I was just being dramatic earlier

So you link a crappy destroyer kill that's not even against us. Congrats your winning the game.

So if you think your so badass when will you link something of merit?

The content of the link wasn't the point, it was merely that the link works

What is the matter? umadbro?

Not gonna post anything of merit still? Hiding behind the illusion that you said "umadbro" like it means or holds a mystical power in this case.
Still waiting on your merit post.

Really seems to me that you are exceedingly mad and trying to change the subject.

The point was not the content of the link, it is that your alliance mates have said that it doesn't work on the forums and then I clearly post a working link to the same website they said couldn't be linked to properly.

Besides, the kill I posted I would say does have more merit than you would claim. I engaged a combat worthy ship in single combat and emerged the victor. I had no need for a wardec, it was somewhere other than highsec.

There are what? 12 solo kills on the front page of your killboard? All but two of them are exhumers, industrials, pods or shuttles. All of them are in highsec as well, so not only do you "mercs" need to hide in highsec, you are also mostly scared to engage anything that can fight back without a gaggle of your buddies with you.

My one little solo destroyer kill has more merit in it than the entire front page of your killboard if you ask me. I can't respect you since I can't respect your killboard and your childish demands for merit have been benevolently and generously fulfilled regardless of if you feel they have been.

TL;DR (in case that was too many big words): Sit down child and respect your betters #umadbro #hemadbro #gitgud #rekt #lulz
Trixie Lawless
State War Academy
Caldari State
#320 - 2014-08-12 18:50:44 UTC
Holy wall of text Batman!! Did you seriously waste minutes of your life to type a novel and argue such an irrelevant subject on a video game forum?

"My fake spaceship is better then your fake spaceship!"

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