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The Pursuit of Happiness - Merc Services

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Marlin Spikes
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#281 - 2014-08-10 14:37:28 UTC
Morty Friedman wrote:
Well I thought I'd check out some of the videos posted and bragged about on this thread. Couldn't stop laughing for a number of reasons: guy constantly saying "Who shall we hit" for about 10 mins straight while the fleet is hitting about 8 targets splitting DPS also the fact that the people who i thought were children / teenagers that constantly troll local sound like they are in their 40's on voice comms.

Apparently hitting PvE and Indy ships makes you pro pvpers tho right? :) Couldn't resist posting as the videos were beyond bad.


Mental note: take down all the PVP porn from that website.

My apologies. Sometimes, victims get upset that a group of "40 year olds" can beat well organized fleet who have greater numbers and plenty of logi. Which ship were you piloting? A Guardian?

Our tactics, our organization, our comms, our FC'ing, or lack thereof....can sometimes create disgrunted/dissatisfied pilots out there in New Eden.

Contact me on your main account so we can record a new video, starring "Your main's corp/alliance." We can then correct some of these deficies you pointed out.

Bombers Rule!!!
Fearless Sister
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#282 - 2014-08-10 15:49:21 UTC
I hate arriving late to the party, eveyones already pissed and having a good time and im there wondering wtf is going on. Looks like i got some catching up to do.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#283 - 2014-08-10 16:51:13 UTC
Removed a post discussing moderation.

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Starrakatt
Empire Assault Corp
Dead Terrorists
#284 - 2014-08-10 21:34:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Starrakatt
Fearless Sister wrote:
I hate arriving late to the party, eveyones already pissed and having a good time and im there wondering wtf is going on. Looks like i got some catching up to do.

I've been late for the last 6 weeks now, should come back to the game by the end of the month, so I perfectly understand the feelling.

Welcome to the club. Smile

As for POH comms being bad... I've seen them fight outnumbered a few times, who cares if Chaos reigns supreme on their TS, it works!

Join Celtic Anarchy!

Sneaky bastard.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#285 - 2014-08-10 23:16:10 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Removed a post discussing moderation.


Epic. Did any cool loot drop?

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#286 - 2014-08-11 00:03:50 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Removed a post discussing moderation.


Epic. Did any cool loot drop?

Watch out, they might say that you're discussing Moderation.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#287 - 2014-08-11 01:39:51 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Removed a post discussing moderation.


Epic. Did any cool loot drop?

Watch out, they might say that you're discussing Moderation.


I just wanna know if he got any cool drops from his "kill".

Oh, hire POH so they can violate someone on your behalf....

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#288 - 2014-08-11 01:48:47 UTC
Had some great kills today hunting wormhole rabbits in their rabbit hole.

What makes us different from other pvp entities? We will pvp in all secs and still win.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#289 - 2014-08-11 09:53:30 UTC
We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in The Forge, we shall fight on the stations and belts, we shall fight with growing disarray and growing strength in the space, we shall defend your POCO, whatever the cost may be.. as long as we are not in sleep time. We shall fight on the gates, we shall fight on the forum threads, we shall fight in wormholes, we shall fight in low sec; we shall never ever pay attention to a single fleet commander and become a mindless blob.


I am also bored today....

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#290 - 2014-08-11 12:20:05 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Had some great kills today hunting wormhole rabbits in their rabbit hole.

What makes us different from other pvp entities? We will pvp in all secs and still win.

Nice, contact me if you want a nulsec job Twisted

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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gnshadowninja
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#291 - 2014-08-11 17:15:58 UTC
When the going gets tough, our targets sit on an undock.

http://postimg.org/image/t3u4383n3/

After some 'diplomatic trolling' they finally learnt to engage and made a good fight

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10968

Final numbers : 6 PoH vs 11 BCA
Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#292 - 2014-08-11 18:34:15 UTC
gnshadowninja wrote:
When the going gets tough, our targets sit on an undock.

http://postimg.org/image/t3u4383n3/

After some 'diplomatic trolling' they finally learnt to engage and made a good fight

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10968

Final numbers : 6 PoH vs 11 BCA

Lrn2Link

"No valid kill ID specified"
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#293 - 2014-08-11 19:23:12 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
When the going gets tough, our targets sit on an undock.

http://postimg.org/image/t3u4383n3/

After some 'diplomatic trolling' they finally learnt to engage and made a good fight

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10968

Final numbers : 6 PoH vs 11 BCA

Lrn2Link

"No valid kill ID specified"


Since you are new I will help you and take you under my wing.

This is a very common issue with eve kill so to fix it all you have to do is remove "amp;" from the address.

I tend to take a screen shot of battle reports so the slows can catch on.

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#294 - 2014-08-11 20:22:49 UTC
Zeus Maximo wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:
gnshadowninja wrote:
When the going gets tough, our targets sit on an undock.

http://postimg.org/image/t3u4383n3/

After some 'diplomatic trolling' they finally learnt to engage and made a good fight

http://umad-bro.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=10968

Final numbers : 6 PoH vs 11 BCA

Lrn2Link

"No valid kill ID specified"


Since you are new I will help you and take you under my wing.

This is a very common issue with eve kill so to fix it all you have to do is remove "amp;" from the address.

I tend to take a screen shot of battle reports so the slows can catch on.

It might be a better idea if you taught your "diplomat" how to edit his links so that they work properly through IDK, Alliance Chat maybe?

I mean, if you want to do it here on the forums, who am I to tell you how to educate your slows?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#295 - 2014-08-11 20:31:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Alaekessa wrote:

It might be a better idea if you taught your "diplomat" how to edit his links so that they work properly through IDK, Alliance Chat maybe?

I mean, if you want to do it here on the forums, who am I to tell you how to educate your slows?


Link tears = only mildly entertaining.

Mostly only funny because it looks like your actually mad about it. Take some Xanax.

Edit: corrected spelling. I am OCD.

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#296 - 2014-08-11 20:42:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:

It might be a better idea if you taught your "diplomat" how to edit his links so that they work properly through IDK, Alliance Chat maybe?

I mean, if you want to do it here on the forums, who am I to tell you how to educate your slows?


Link tears = only mildly entertaining.

Mostly only funny because it looks like your actually mad about it. Take some Xanax.

Edit: corrected spelling. I am OCD.

lol

Every time I post in this thread I end up laughing my ass off.

C&P is proving to be the most entertaining sub-forum available here
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#297 - 2014-08-11 20:50:52 UTC
Alaekessa wrote:

Every time I post in this thread I end up laughing my ass off.


Hey, so do we!

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Alaekessa
Matari Combat Research and Manufacture Inc.
#298 - 2014-08-11 20:52:36 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Alaekessa wrote:

Every time I post in this thread I end up laughing my ass off.


Hey, so do we!

Awesome!!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
#299 - 2014-08-11 21:23:27 UTC
To my knowledge it's impossible to properly link a BR from eve-kill. I believe zkillboard does it right but that site sucks.

Maybe you could teach us all how to do it? And then you could hire us to cause tears on your friends?

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#300 - 2014-08-12 09:48:36 UTC
Well, we got to 300 posts in the thread with no derailing. This is a new record!

Can we wardec some corp with 300 members to celebrate?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"