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A Competition for All Pilots of New Eden. Especially Nauplius.

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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Yequn Quiet Pills
#61 - 2014-08-08 07:30:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I thought everyone had ocular implants with the ability to fire a high-energy x-ray laser through a liquid-crystal lens?


Nonsense. What we do have are music players in our ears, AR displays in our eyes and a high-powered cerebro-spinal fluid-cooled CPU in our brain.


Not even one of those launchers implanted in the wrist to fire a mono-filament carbon nanotube razor cloud via an induced electrothermal pulse?

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#62 - 2014-08-08 08:32:26 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I thought everyone had ocular implants with the ability to fire a high-energy x-ray laser through a liquid-crystal lens?


Nonsense. What we do have are music players in our ears, AR displays in our eyes and a high-powered cerebro-spinal fluid-cooled CPU in our brain.


Not even one of those launchers implanted in the wrist to fire a mono-filament carbon nanotube razor cloud via an induced electrothermal pulse?


Nope. Just a LCD display mounted on our wrist that reads our pulse and shows our playlist and our incoming calls and messages.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Yequn Quiet Pills
#63 - 2014-08-08 09:16:04 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I thought everyone had ocular implants with the ability to fire a high-energy x-ray laser through a liquid-crystal lens?


Nonsense. What we do have are music players in our ears, AR displays in our eyes and a high-powered cerebro-spinal fluid-cooled CPU in our brain.


Not even one of those launchers implanted in the wrist to fire a mono-filament carbon nanotube razor cloud via an induced electrothermal pulse?


Nope. Just a LCD display mounted on our wrist that reads our pulse and shows our playlist and our incoming calls and messages.


Good thing I have a steel knife for my personal protection and not some kind of suitcase drone I have connected to my Direct Neural Interface I can deploy when I need to be outside the pod and require the safety of a projected shield system combined with an anti-personnel missile defense system.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#64 - 2014-08-08 09:34:58 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I thought everyone had ocular implants with the ability to fire a high-energy x-ray laser through a liquid-crystal lens?


Nonsense. What we do have are music players in our ears, AR displays in our eyes and a high-powered cerebro-spinal fluid-cooled CPU in our brain.


Not even one of those launchers implanted in the wrist to fire a mono-filament carbon nanotube razor cloud via an induced electrothermal pulse?


Nope. Just a LCD display mounted on our wrist that reads our pulse and shows our playlist and our incoming calls and messages.


Good thing I have a steel knife for my personal protection and not some kind of suitcase drone I have connected to my Direct Neural Interface I can deploy when I need to be outside the pod and require the safety of a projected shield system combined with an anti-personnel missile defense system.


Ah, but can you play that game where you launch birds at windows to get at the pigs behind it, using what you have?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Yequn Quiet Pills
#65 - 2014-08-08 10:17:41 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:


Ah, but can you play that game where you launch birds at windows to get at the pigs behind it, using what you have?


I don't play that many games during my downtime as much as get the latest feeds on my favourite Achur-pop girl bands for the latest gossip and holos and maybe watch an episode of, "Are you the One." I don't know what it is, but there's always something about a young Achuran woman asking, "Notice me, Ojabuun" that appeals to me.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Jinari Otsito
Otsito Mining and Manufacture
#66 - 2014-08-08 10:26:43 UTC
I like this thread. What's a pig and why are you launching birds at them? They sound like really uncooperative ammunition.

Prime Node. Ask me about augmentation.

Hevaima Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#67 - 2014-08-08 10:39:44 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I don't know what it is, but there's always something about a young Achuran woman asking, "Notice me, Ojabuun" that appeals to me.


"It's not like I wanted you to notice or anything, Ojabuun. Idiot." Right?
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Yequn Quiet Pills
#68 - 2014-08-08 10:44:03 UTC
Hevaima Gesakaarin wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
I don't know what it is, but there's always something about a young Achuran woman asking, "Notice me, Ojabuun" that appeals to me.


"It's not like I wanted you to notice or anything, Ojabuun. Idiot." Right?


Perhaps, but I tend to always notice an young Achuran woman if they're charming and intelligent enough.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#69 - 2014-08-08 15:06:15 UTC
Che Biko wrote:
I don't think this will do any good.


It is still better to light a single candle, then to do nothing and curse the darkness.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#70 - 2014-08-09 19:19:37 UTC
Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
It is still better to light a single candle, then to do nothing and curse the darkness.
You may see this as lighting a candle, I see this as an attempt at extinguishing several.
If the second part of your comment is aimed at me...then maybe we should have a chat.

Peace,

-Ché Biko
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#71 - 2014-08-09 19:42:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Samira Kernher
If you have a better way of stopping him, then by all means enlighten us.
Bai'xao Meiyi
#72 - 2014-08-09 20:03:23 UTC
Such a shame there are so few competitors willing to take up the competition. I certainly hope people will be more enthusiastic for a chance at over a billion ISK in prizes closer to the date..
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#73 - 2014-08-09 20:12:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Odelya d'Hanguest
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
Such a shame there are so few competitors willing to take up the competition. I certainly hope people will be more enthusiastic for a chance at over a billion ISK in prizes closer to the date..

Maybe no one likes you and money can't buy friends :-(
Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#74 - 2014-08-09 20:31:04 UTC
The fourth requirement makes the contest suspect. Anyone with any moral fiber would not turn over people rescued from one blooder to another blooder.
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#75 - 2014-08-10 12:25:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
Samira Kernher wrote:
If you have a better way of stopping him, then by all means enlighten us.
I don't think this contest will stop him permanently. It may even have the opposite effect.
But if people want to use ship tactics in order to try to stop him: Warp Jammers. Don't shoot him, just stop him. For as long as you can. I think you'll manage to stop him for a longer period of time than when you send him on his way to the cloning bay as fast as you can. And it probably also limits the loss of life.
Bai'xao Meiyi
#76 - 2014-08-10 12:31:26 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
The fourth requirement makes the contest suspect. Anyone with any moral fiber would not turn over people rescued from one blooder to another blooder.


I'm a Sabik, not a member of the Covenant and I work extensively with the Servant Sisters of Eve, Gallente Navy and the Sebestior Tribe.

In fact, most of my income is derived from eradicating slaver military assets in the Republic, Federation, State and Obliterating Covenant assets in Delve. I served for a year in the TLF and six months in the FDU after my Sani Sabik faith moved me to do so. I'm also, minimum -8 standing with every slavery practicing empire in the Galaxy. -10 with the Covenant and -10 with the Amarr Empire. Though I certainly understand concerns with handing slaves over to me and if any organizations with similar abilities wishes to step in and take up that responsibility, I'd be more then happy to edit my post to reflect that. DSTON and any Nation/Cartel/Covenant/Empire/Kingdom allied organization my exceptions.

Odelya D'Hanguest wrote:
Bai'xao Meiyi wrote:
Such a shame there are so few competitors willing to take up the competition. I certainly hope people will be more enthusiastic for a chance at over a billion ISK in prizes closer to the date..

Maybe no one likes you and money can't buy friends :-(


That's odd. I thought my goal for Nauplius to be crushed so thoroughly he silences himself or retires was obvious.
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2014-08-10 19:51:48 UTC
When I tried this you all laughed at me Sad

I guess I needed more showbiz.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

Wendrika
Doomheim
#78 - 2014-08-10 21:23:24 UTC
I wonder if Mister Nauplius would let me kill him if i asked him nicely. He's really mean but maybe he'd understand my plight. I really want a special Mackinaw but it is too expensive to let it sit on my hangar unused. Half the New Order would come after me if I desided to undock it for mining... But if I got one as a gift, then I could stay home and polish it all day! So pretty and yellow.
Teqq Cruiser
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#79 - 2014-08-16 00:49:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Teqq Cruiser
Lucky I didn't catch is pod. he was probably getting ready to die....

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24811891

What do I win?

Edit: haa I'm too early
Solecist Project
#80 - 2014-08-16 08:11:40 UTC

So is this done already?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia