Crime & Punishment

I have openly and deliberately stated that our infrastructure is brazenly ~serious business~ in order to make sure that line-members, and even CEOs and executors, don't need to be ~serious business~ and can give no fucks.

You just keep saying over and over that "punching time-sheets is serious business!" when in fact it is clicking a link. There is absolutely no system that could require less end-user input than that.

Again, you find it "funny" and "serious" because of your own misunderstandings about it's use, purpose and application. Now that you've seemingly back-tracked all those notions, you should realise your original statement was built on a false premise.
You're not going to succeed in ret-conning your original comments (or their first revisions) by playing semantic ping-pong, because
a) I am better than you at this
b) I know more about the systems being discussed than you

so you can keep trying to walk the line of "I feel the statement is correct even though, yes, there is no logical basis for that" which is absurd, or you can just stop pratfalling ITT.

I wonder if this circular thinking is what started Gevlon off into his maelstrom of crazy. Be careful, poorly-marked and researched graphs await you.

FYI if you think even the great "no fucks given" MoA don't have a system to incentivise participation, you're wrong. Here's your carrot for going out and popping 'goonies':

1st PLACE - BLING DOCTRINE SHIP (NaPoc)
2nd PLACE - Tier 1 DOCTINE SHIP (Ishtar)
3rd PLACE - Tier 2 DOCTINE SHIP (an interceptor)

I mean sure you might not recognize it as the same thing, since we hand out regions and you guys get Ishtars, but it's the same thing, really. Oh and your 'time-clock' is a notarized, validated and reviewed killboard that one needs to maintain, but clicking a link is so funny because it's "a new level of serious business".

Turns out bridging subcaps around is pretty dangerous!

So does this guy get the 20 bil payout for treacherously jumping himself into Snuff Box's playground or did he neglect to spam your name sufficiently in local while he was dying?

In before "didn't count".

If they did spam, making it count, he'd claim that it only happened because of his bounty, and that normally if you occidentally jump into enemy space they let you get away.

Even if it didn't count, he'll still claim it happened because of his bounty

In other words, your project is still a failure. Thank you for reminding us.

Every single day, enemies of goons + random highsec noobs lose ships. None of it costs me a penny. VICTORY IS MINE.

Is this what being autistic feels like?!?!? No wonder you do it!! It's awesome to win because other people are playing a game while I sit around and pretend to be relevant! I'm making graphs as we speak!

That's become way too much of a thing, pretty much used for everything. I don't think it's that people don't want a titan, but it's hardly a loss of epic proportions. Nobody will be shedding tears over it.

And lets face it, it's certainly not the last we'll lose, not even the last we'll lose to something dumb like a misclick either, so *shrug*. Gevlon can spin in his chair cheering and fapping all he wants over it.

Unless his idea of highsec mining titans goes through. Then he can grind his mining missions (lol, peasant) in a titan.

So, I wonder how Chribba feels about being a party to what amounts to Gevlon's latest poorly designed scam?

Psh, it's Chribba, that is pocket change for him.

Reputation is far more valuable to Chribba, and Gevlon is actively tainting his.