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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1001 - 2014-08-06 05:14:09 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:

I may or may not be cool, but at least when I insult someone, I make sure said insult is spelled properly. Blink

Good thing you're here to spellcheck the forums mate, for a second there I was worried that eve-o might be running short on unnecessary pedantry from npc forum alts.


Didn't want to spell that properly anyway. Lol

Pretty much. Cool
Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#1002 - 2014-08-06 05:19:03 UTC
More bombless bombers for le goblin and those playing the drinking game at home Smile

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=24695696

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1003 - 2014-08-06 05:21:10 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
More bombless bombers for le goblin and those playing the drinking game at home Smile

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=24695696


I think we can expect a post about this new brilliant bomber tactic he conceived himself...

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Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#1004 - 2014-08-06 05:27:38 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
More bombless bombers for le goblin and those playing the drinking game at home Smile

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=24695696


I think we can expect a post about this new brilliant bomber tactic he conceived himself...

Well, given that we already know his opinion about bombless bombers I expect him to chastise his servants Mordus Angels and command them to use a handful of injector dreads instead.

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John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1005 - 2014-08-06 05:31:04 UTC
Pretty sure shooting pos in bombless bombers is one of his prerequisites for being a servant of evil.

Welcome to the family MOA
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1006 - 2014-08-06 05:34:12 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
Pete Butcher wrote:
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
More bombless bombers for le goblin and those playing the drinking game at home Smile

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=24695696


I think we can expect a post about this new brilliant bomber tactic he conceived himself...

Well, given that we already know his opinion about bombless bombers I expect him to chastise his servants Mordus Angels and command them to use a handful of injector dreads instead.


Actually that would be fun to watch - Gevlon teaching a null alliance ~tactics~.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1007 - 2014-08-06 20:41:21 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
You do realize that they basically convinced you to enjoy filling out internet spaceship timesheets, right? Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though.

Personally, I wouldn't call filling out timesheets "winning at eve," but different strokes for different people, I guess.


Stop regurgitating whatever some non-ironic grrGOONS shitlerite said to you on comms, 'paplinks' involve clicking a single link, then closing the window (or just leaving it minimized so any links clicked go in there).

It is precisely one click of effort, and tells us lots of useful metrics.

I guess that kinda thing irks you though, since you chaps got kicked out for never showing up to anything.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1008 - 2014-08-06 20:42:11 UTC
Since no one has said it on this page: TITAN

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1009 - 2014-08-06 22:25:03 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though

lmao you guys do the same thing, except you're too poor for plex so you get a pat on the head and 3b to the alliance from gevlon goblin
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1010 - 2014-08-06 22:39:00 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

It is precisely one click of effort, and tells us lots of useful metrics.

I guess that kinda thing irks you though, since you chaps got kicked out for never showing up to anything.


Perhaps timesheets are a bad analogy? Would you be happier with a punch clock? Same concept, on push of a button and tells the employer a useful metric. Still a stroke of genius on the part of your leadership, chapeau mate.

Also, I (and probably more than half of the alliance at this point) wasn't in moa for the whole "getting kicked out" thing, so not really sure what you're talking about but w/e, before my time here and not really relevant.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1011 - 2014-08-06 22:44:15 UTC
John Ending wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though

lmao you guys do the same thing, except you're too poor for plex so you get a pat on the head and 3b to the alliance from gevlon goblin

Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.

Also the poor thing is kinda funny, given how your own dear leader lauded the wealth of 5zxx. What he neglected to mention was the gold rush of mordus LP and the massive payout in the immediate aftermath of kronos, for which we were the sole beneficiaries.

But no, we're all totes space poors, ~narrative~ and all that.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1012 - 2014-08-06 23:49:34 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
John Ending wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though

lmao you guys do the same thing, except you're too poor for plex so you get a pat on the head and 3b to the alliance from gevlon goblin

Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.

Also the poor thing is kinda funny, given how your own dear leader lauded the wealth of 5zxx. What he neglected to mention was the gold rush of mordus LP and the massive payout in the immediate aftermath of kronos, for which we were the sole beneficiaries.

But no, we're all totes space poors, ~narrative~ and all that.

Oh no, anyone is isn't a complete mongoloid knows that CCP dropped a massive bankroll upon your system with Kronos. I'm honestly disappointed that it took us as long as it did to figure out that we might want to roll in there and start choking the **** out of that golden goose.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1013 - 2014-08-07 10:26:54 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Perhaps timesheets are a bad analogy? Would you be happier with a punch clock? Same concept, on push of a button and tells the employer a useful metric. Still a stroke of genius on the part of your leadership

It is, but non-ironically.

I have no idea why someone would be against an open, transparent system, that treats people equally and ignores alliance padding / alts, whilst necessitating a mere fraction of a seconds effort for line-members, but if you want to rally against it, then go ahead.

You should probably consider that you only think it's a bad thing, because someone told you to think it's a bad thing, but I'm not your guidance councilor.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1014 - 2014-08-07 11:58:14 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Some corps will pay per pap and/or reward people for being most active and such.

This man speaks truth. I am aiming for number one this month, so I can haz muh free PLEX. Between that and SRP, I'd make more money from pvp than I've actually spent. #winningateve

You do realize that they basically convinced you to enjoy filling out internet spaceship timesheets, right? Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though.

Personally, I wouldn't call filling out timesheets "winning at eve," but different strokes for different people, I guess.
AS other have pointed out, the PvP we would be doing anyway. The additional "work" is clicking a link in the MOTD. There's no filling out anything, it's all done automatically. And you don;'t HAVE to click it. If you don't want to be involved in receiving rewards and you don't care about SRP, then you can just go ahead and not click it.

Most of us though, we actually see the benefit in having an alliance structure that actually tries to reward it's members rather than just directors reaping the rewards and shitting on everyone else. There's a reason there's so many of us, and believe it or not, it's not because this many people like timesheets. It's because if you can get rewarded to do what you find fun in a game to the point you can play for free, and get your toys replaced when they get broken, you'd have to be beyond ******** to choose not to do so all because "grr goons".

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1015 - 2014-08-07 12:01:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.
So to be completely clear, if you stopped showing up to any ops/ctas/fights/whatever you want to call them, and you just ran off and did your own thing (like station trading in Jita, something totally unrelated to your alliance), your alliance would be totally happy with that? You have absolutely no obligations to help out your fellow alliance/corp members whatsoever?

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1016 - 2014-08-07 21:27:43 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.
So to be completely clear, if you stopped showing up to any ops/ctas/fights/whatever you want to call them, and you just ran off and did your own thing (like station trading in Jita, something totally unrelated to your alliance), your alliance would be totally happy with that? You have absolutely no obligations to help out your fellow alliance/corp members whatsoever?

Yes.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1017 - 2014-08-07 21:56:38 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Lucas Kell wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.
So to be completely clear, if you stopped showing up to any ops/ctas/fights/whatever you want to call them, and you just ran off and did your own thing (like station trading in Jita, something totally unrelated to your alliance), your alliance would be totally happy with that? You have absolutely no obligations to help out your fellow alliance/corp members whatsoever?

To elaborate on my previous post, no one in moa has any obligation to do jack f*cking sh*t. While it may vary on a corp by corp basis, I have never seen anyone ride anyone elses a** for not showing up to a pos shoot or w/e.

Despite this we typically have multiple fleets out at any given time, typically catering to many different play styles (inty roams, blops drops, nanocruiser roams, etc.). You might think without a rigid structure of CTAs and participation tracking (paplinks, punching the clock, w/e you want to call it), alliance performance would suffer, I would direct you here. At this moment Zkill ranks our alliance as 9th in eve under the "killers" category. You may disagree with the particular metrics (~lol killboard stats~), but I only bring it up for one reason: to demonstrate our activity levels.

Of course we can and do help one another, we can clearly organize fleets and deployments, but we do so solely of our own volition. No one is ever anywhere they don't want to be. As an example: If you want to f*ck off for a month to do incursions; go for it. People can and have done this.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1018 - 2014-08-07 22:48:47 UTC
What Lucas has failed to communicate is we use paplinks for a few different reasons. The key reason being that participation is how slices of the pie are divided. This obviously doesn't apply to a small alliance that just does whatever they want in NPC nullsec. Another reason is scale. Checking up on the members of your small elite pvp space bushido corp is a pretty simple task, while checking for participation on a scale of say, 35000, is a monumental task that needs to be more automated to prevent burnout.

Just ask your master I guess, he likes to manually track participation.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1019 - 2014-08-07 22:51:05 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Nope, never touched a timeclock in moa or any other corp/alliance I've been in, or clicked on any participation links.
So to be completely clear, if you stopped showing up to any ops/ctas/fights/whatever you want to call them, and you just ran off and did your own thing (like station trading in Jita, something totally unrelated to your alliance), your alliance would be totally happy with that? You have absolutely no obligations to help out your fellow alliance/corp members whatsoever?


They don't have space. Their key selling point for attracting new members is having no obligations in NPC null while being able to shoot Goons every day. I'm not sure why you have so much trouble understanding this, especially since you can check the recruitment forum just like everyone else.

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PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#1020 - 2014-08-07 23:02:39 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Khanh'rhh wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Perhaps timesheets are a bad analogy? Would you be happier with a punch clock? Same concept, on push of a button and tells the employer a useful metric. Still a stroke of genius on the part of your leadership

It is, but non-ironically.

I have no idea why someone would be against an open, transparent system, that treats people equally and ignores alliance padding / alts, whilst necessitating a mere fraction of a seconds effort for line-members, but if you want to rally against it, then go ahead.

You should probably consider that you only think it's a bad thing, because someone told you to think it's a bad thing, but I'm not your guidance councilor.

I don't think it's a bad thing per se. I do think it is non-ironically pretty smart. But, and perhaps most significantly, I think it's pretty funny. But let me tell you why.

Let's take a look at another game for a moment: planetside 2. Lots of goons play planetside 2. Do the players in the goon outfit of ps 2 take performance metrics? Do they take attendance? Probably not. Why? It's a game ffs, played for fun.

Let's go back to eve. In my previous post I described in broad strokes how moa operates, at least from the perspective of a line-member. People show up to the ops they want to, and that's pretty much it. No one ever tracked how many and what type of ops I attended. Pretty chill. Some ~elite pvp~ entities have more stringent requirements. Take certain PL corps, they require 30 kills a month from their members as a minimum activity level, but my understanding is they don't particularly care where these kills come from e.g. attending a single large fleet or doing a bunch of small roaming.

Now let's look at the CFC. While pretty innocuous (and possibly quite useful), your dudes punch timeclocks in a fricken videogame. That's a whole new level of ~serious business~. I think this is appropriate here. I just hope you understand why someone might find the system a *tiny bit* funny.

Especially considering that a few years back I distinctly remember your guys making fun of Cascade Imminent/Atlas/etc. for being slumlords. Now the CFC are slumlords who have the majority of their members punch in timeclocks in fleets. You gotta smell at least a bit of the irony here. In my eyes eve is first and foremost a game, played for fun, not ~serious business~.