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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Lady Areola Fappington
#981 - 2014-08-05 10:11:15 UTC
It's amazing fun, watching Gevlon and the goons go around and around. I think I almost "get" it.

GG just doesn't understand why the Goons won't invite the winningest person in the history of EVE (by his own definition) into the winningest corporation in EVE. It just makes no sense to him!


The most amusing bit is, even if he DID get into goonwaffe, he'd find out that dem goonz are just a bunch of filthy nasty socials unwilling to poopsock EVE 23/7. I mean, pretty much the entire POINT behind the Goon's massive support backbone is so that the average dude doesn't have to poopsock like GG in order to enjoy the game.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide
RAIN Arthie
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#982 - 2014-08-05 11:12:00 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
When goons lose titan they blame tidi and get it all back... waka waka.


When people regularly visit IRC space looking for kills, the alliance falls apart... waka waka.



When we jump into goons space, and light 15 cyno's yall **** yourselves.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#983 - 2014-08-05 12:33:46 UTC
RAIN Arthie wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
RAIN Arthie wrote:
When goons lose titan they blame tidi and get it all back... waka waka.


When people regularly visit IRC space looking for kills, the alliance falls apart... waka waka.



When we jump into goons space, and light 15 cyno's yall **** yourselves.


But we don't fall apart & abandon our space over it.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#984 - 2014-08-05 12:56:09 UTC
So 7 months ago we said "but Gevlon, if you want to do anything to Goons, you should start by going to Deklein" to which he cried and wailed, and made graphs and graphs, and posted made up stats, and called us all evil, and that telling him highsec wardecs were a waste of time were "lies and propaganda".

Now, he has finally concluded that to hurt Goons, you should fly to Deklein. Only, apparently it is his idea.

Never have I ever seen such a strong delusional state, and he's dug this far in over a video game.

What?

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#985 - 2014-08-05 13:54:48 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Some corps will pay per pap and/or reward people for being most active and such.

This man speaks truth. I am aiming for number one this month, so I can haz muh free PLEX. Between that and SRP, I'd make more money from pvp than I've actually spent. #winningateve
Cherry Yeyo
Doomheim
#986 - 2014-08-05 23:46:34 UTC
Hey Gevlon! Why are your mercenaries using BOMBLESS BOMBERS!?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24686164

.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#987 - 2014-08-05 23:50:10 UTC
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Some corps will pay per pap and/or reward people for being most active and such.

This man speaks truth. I am aiming for number one this month, so I can haz muh free PLEX. Between that and SRP, I'd make more money from pvp than I've actually spent. #winningateve

You do realize that they basically convinced you to enjoy filling out internet spaceship timesheets, right? Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though.

Personally, I wouldn't call filling out timesheets "winning at eve," but different strokes for different people, I guess.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#988 - 2014-08-05 23:52:26 UTC
Cherry Yeyo wrote:
Hey Gevlon! Why are your mercenaries using BOMBLESS BOMBERS!?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=24686164

Why are you guys loosing towers to scrublord npc delve dwellers?
John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#989 - 2014-08-06 00:01:20 UTC
probably because no one cares about smalls

so pissed i missed the page 50 snipe

titan
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#990 - 2014-08-06 00:03:57 UTC
John Ending wrote:
probably because no one cares about smalls

so pissed i missed the page 50 snipe

titan

"Didn't want that tower anyway." Lol
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#991 - 2014-08-06 00:44:30 UTC
You know you're in the big leagues when your alliance mounts the head of a small POS dead center over the mantlepiece.
Paranoid Loyd
#992 - 2014-08-06 00:49:52 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Why are you guys loosing towers to scrublord npc delve dwellers?


Tighten that **** up gentleman, nothing worse than loose towers...

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#993 - 2014-08-06 01:10:15 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Voyager Arran wrote:
You know you're in the big leagues when your alliance mounts the head of a small POS dead center over the mantlepiece.

"Still didn't want that tower anyway."

Paranoid Loyd wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Why are you guys loosing towers to scrublord npc delve dwellers?


Tighten that **** up gentleman, nothing worse than loose towers...

your Cool
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#994 - 2014-08-06 01:16:26 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
You know you're in the big leagues when your alliance mounts the head of a small POS dead center over the mantlepiece.

Actually, I think you make the big leagues when one of the largest coalitions in the game can't stop posting about one of your recent projects.

As ill conceived as Gevlons titan idea may be, he's trolled 50 pages of responses out of you lot, and that's just on Eve-O. The amount of b*tching you guys do about him on reddit, eve24, and TMC is pretty f*cking salty.
Paranoid Loyd
#995 - 2014-08-06 02:10:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
PotatoOverdose wrote:

Paranoid Loyd wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Why are you guys loosing towers to scrublord npc delve dwellers?


Tighten that **** up gentleman, nothing worse than loose towers...

your Cool


I may or may not be cool, but at least when I insult someone, I make sure said insult is spelled properly. Blink

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#996 - 2014-08-06 03:00:19 UTC  |  Edited by: PotatoOverdose
Paranoid Loyd wrote:

I may or may not be cool, but at least when I insult someone, I make sure said insult is spelled properly. Blink

Good thing you're here to spellcheck the forums mate, for a second there I was worried that eve-o might be running short on unnecessary pedantry from npc forum alts.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#997 - 2014-08-06 03:05:44 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Some corps will pay per pap and/or reward people for being most active and such.

This man speaks truth. I am aiming for number one this month, so I can haz muh free PLEX. Between that and SRP, I'd make more money from pvp than I've actually spent. #winningateve

You do realize that they basically convinced you to enjoy filling out internet spaceship timesheets, right? Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though.

Personally, I wouldn't call filling out timesheets "winning at eve," but different strokes for different people, I guess.

Essentially, I am getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway. It's kind of like drawing a paycheck for taking a leak twice a day.
PotatoOverdose
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#998 - 2014-08-06 03:22:20 UTC
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Some corps will pay per pap and/or reward people for being most active and such.

This man speaks truth. I am aiming for number one this month, so I can haz muh free PLEX. Between that and SRP, I'd make more money from pvp than I've actually spent. #winningateve

You do realize that they basically convinced you to enjoy filling out internet spaceship timesheets, right? Whoever has the most hours on his timesheet gets a plex and so forth. It's a pretty genius idea on the part of goon leadership though.

Personally, I wouldn't call filling out timesheets "winning at eve," but different strokes for different people, I guess.

Essentially, I am getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway. It's kind of like drawing a paycheck for taking a leak twice a day.

I suppose that's fair enough as long as you enjoy the ops you go on. Though I somehow doubt that the people that show up for pos shoots/reps asking for pap links are there for the fun of it. Still, space time sheets are a brilliant and hilarious idea from my perspective, so w/e works.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#999 - 2014-08-06 03:48:12 UTC
PotatoOverdose wrote:

I suppose that's fair enough as long as you enjoy the ops you go on. Though I somehow doubt that the people that show up for pos shoots/reps asking for pap links are there for the fun of it. Still, space time sheets are a brilliant and hilarious idea from my perspective, so w/e works.

Oh, there's no doubt that some would rather be doing something (anything) else. However, experience has shown me that some of the most awesome fights in the game can start from POS bashes. I have absolutely no problem partaking in the ones that turn out nothing but a structure kill, in an effort to be part of the ones that escalate into something beautiful.

I can only actually think of about two ops so far that I just didn't enjoy, but that had nothing to do with the activity itself. More like a certain couple of shitlords that don't know how to avoid being pants on head ******** on comms. I am pretty sure that every alliance has at least a few (hundred?) of those though.
Paranoid Loyd
#1000 - 2014-08-06 04:03:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
PotatoOverdose wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:

I may or may not be cool, but at least when I insult someone, I make sure said insult is spelled properly. Blink

Good thing you're here to spellcheck the forums mate, for a second there I was worried that eve-o might be running short on unnecessary pedantry from npc forum alts.


Didn't want to spell that properly anyway. Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!