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Read this in somone's bio today
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Nose' Feliciano
#1 - 2014-07-23 01:11:17 UTC
"The Amarr pray for enlightenment.

The Galente pray for peace.

The Caldari pray for profit.

The Minmatar pray their ships don't fall apart"

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Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.

Caldari: I don't need a fast ship, I can hit you from here.

Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!

Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.

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"The people you're shooting at are the people you depend on. We mine your asteroids. We haul your equipment. We repair your ships. We build your capitals. We make your ammo while you sleep. Do not f-ck with us."

The key for success is Isk and Logistics. PvP can always be bought when needed.

Remodeled Crane Concept
Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#2 - 2014-07-23 01:45:04 UTC
Lies.

somone doesn't have a bio.

Who put the goat in there?
Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-07-23 01:46:29 UTC
Winmatar?
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#4 - 2014-07-23 02:04:09 UTC
Trust in the rust!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2014-07-23 02:06:37 UTC
Nose' Feliciano wrote:

"The people you're shooting at are the people you depend on. We mine your asteroids. We haul your equipment. We repair your ships. We build your capitals. We make your ammo while you sleep. Do not f-ck with us."
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I just got Minerbumping BINGO!!!!!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
F1nNsCh3r
Deep Space 69
#6 - 2014-07-23 02:14:43 UTC
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-07-23 02:45:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Sibyyl
Nose' Feliciano wrote:
"The people you're shooting at are the people you depend on. We mine your asteroids. We haul your equipment. We repair your ships. We build your capitals. We make your ammo while you sleep. Do not f-ck with us."


Man, I see in EVE the strongest and smartest men who've ever subbed an MMO. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Imlau damn it, an entire generation mining gas, answering jabber pings; slaves in golden pods. Scammers in Jita Local has us chasing faction modules and ship skins, working jobs we have no Material Efficiency for so we can buy sh_t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or POS. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a power projection debate... our Great Depression is our terrible ISK per hour ratio. We've all been raised on promises of EVE trailers to believe that one day we'd all be flipping PLEXs, and podding The Mittani, and defeating battleships with frigates. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very willing to drop our subs and post in GD for it.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
#8 - 2014-07-23 02:51:37 UTC
Our missiles, thou art in launchers
Hallowed by thy payload
Thy warhead come
Thine enemies be done
In low sec
As it is in Empire
Give us this day
Our daily gank
And forgive us our WCS's
For we won't forgive those that use them
And lead us not into bubbles
But deliver us from scramblers
For thine is the thermal
The explosive
And the kinetic, forever
EM

- The Caldari Prayer
- Unknown

Always had a fondness for this fun lil text, you can spot it once in a while in someone's bio Big smile

Providing a new home for refugees in the Aurora Arcology
Caleb Seremshur
Bloodhorn
Patchwork Freelancers
#9 - 2014-07-23 03:08:58 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Nose' Feliciano wrote:

"The people you're shooting at are the people you depend on. We mine your asteroids. We haul your equipment. We repair your ships. We build your capitals. We make your ammo while you sleep. Do not f-ck with us."
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I just got Minerbumping BINGO!!!!!


Pretty much the epitome of empty threats isn't it. As if implying I couldn't buy minerals and manufacture and sell at a profit which I then recursively use to keep gaining money and gear.

Oh wait I do that already. My t1 meta and t2 fit golem has paid for itself through salvaged material about 3x over and basically operates for free.