Crime & Punishment

I'm still trying to figure out the point at which this thread went from being funny and amusing, to sad and pathetic.

Just to give you an idea: I've been with GSF for less than two weeks, and I can already see that trying to (even succeeding to) collect on this offer would be the mark of a true derp, in more ways than I care to list. Luckily, most of those reasons have already been mentioned by others.

Now, if your pockets and hatred were deep enough to pick up another three zeros, you might garner some interest. Since that's not the case: ahahahahahahahayouvelostyourdamnedmind.

Frankly it's surprising that we've managed to go this long without losing a Titan to our own incompetence.

(I guess they're all unsubbed)

Oh look! An FCON titan is down!
Too bad that it was in an out of corp alt, because of the oppression of Goons who don't let their minions sell their property on the market, they must sell it to the master at discount.

So this kill isn't eligible for bounty.

Keep fishing people, soon a titan with an alliance tag will die!

Did they post in local or even try to make a claim for it? Or is it as we all expected; that nobody gives and that titan would have been attacked whether you'd posted your bounty or not.

Snip, Please refrain from profanities on this forum ISD Atomic Dove

Actually, our goal in EVE is to have fun, which we do. You're the one scouring the internet for any mention of yourself so you have more material to fap over when thinking about yourself. It's actually pretty sad to see you getting so excited over it, and I truly pity you if that's the most important achievement in your life.

Oh no! The CFC is dying! COMPLETE DISASTER!!!!!!

Also, heh, I saw this and thought it was worth a comment

So it's Gevlon's belief, since the beginning, that Eve is essentially rather easy, and that people saying it is more brutal than WoW are missing that you CAN NO LIFE A LOT HARDER IN WOW SO IT IS BETTERER (or something, find the blog if you want).

Anyhoo.

I wonder how he rationalizes this particular piece of cognitive dissonance:

a - "Eve is an easy game"
b - "I am an irrelevant joke in Eve, a name used as a pejorative"

Share your thinking, Gevlon, it should be entertaining as always.

oh nooo :( someone's going to have to tell nihilists the bad news. they'll be devastated - they've been talking about claiming your bounty all month!

We've all read his ridiculous demands, and still don't care. His constant goalposting will undoubtedly lead to him crying about this bounty even if it were claimed. It wouldn't surprise me if he was hoping to accuse Chribba of scamming, since he's made it clear he want's to achieve Chribba's level of status but couldn't do so with Chribba there.

I do like in his OP though how he stats that local must have a transparent background, since nobody can fake alpha transparency in a screenshot, right?

Ah well... Do you feel good that you jumped in to defend your master though?

I trust Chribba to pay out, I just don't expect Gevlon to stop plopping out every titan lost as if it was caused by his bounty. The bounty itself is unrealistic to the point that I would say with certainty that it will never ever happen. The amount of manpower it would take to set up and kill the titan, only for the corp firing the last shot to obtain the entire bounty means that you are looking for a CEO of a corp in a titan FC position to defect for pocket change. Not happening, ever, so whether Chribba pays out is moot. This is all a way for Gevlon to have an ongoing way to claim responsibility for others work. I'm sure he knows that it will never be fulfilled.

So while you harp on about how amazing your master is, you don't read his blog then? Maybe you should try doing that before making it strikingly obvious you don;t have a clue what you are talking about.

My "friends" can say whatever they want (not that I've seen them stating what you claim) and I will continue to act as I wish. Unlike you, I make my own decisions, and I hold my own opinions.