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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#761 - 2014-06-29 04:18:21 UTC
What's the opposite of "loosen"?

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#762 - 2014-06-29 04:43:05 UTC
Clash of the ______s.

(The original, BTW. That new one was a goddamn travesty.)

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Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#763 - 2014-06-29 06:44:41 UTC
Titanium + Tantalum + Nitrogen (Not that I think such a compound could actually be made...any chemists feel free to prove me wrong Cool)

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#764 - 2014-06-30 02:54:44 UTC
Look at us raging on page 39.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#765 - 2014-06-30 08:44:27 UTC
Thread is dying, needs Gevlon to swoop in with some wild new claims Sad

Hey gevlon maybe you can correlate posts itt with losses and conclude we post more when we are losing? i dunno man, go wild.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#766 - 2014-06-30 08:44:50 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
Look at us raging on page 39.

A titanic rage worthy of a titan perhaps?

I am only here for the bad math and the angst.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#767 - 2014-06-30 09:04:09 UTC
This still hasn't been claimed? Really dealing the deathblow to the goons I guess
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#768 - 2014-06-30 09:38:29 UTC
His more recent posts appear to be showing a new trend. He's choosing another ass to crawl up to - this time it's by pampering Mordus Angels, PASTA and such.

It seems almost like a circle of life thing - Gevlon attaches to an alliance/project, fails to use it to topple goons, bails out and finds a new host to leech achievements from. Kind of like a parasite that doesn't die with the host, instead transferring itself onto those who pass by.

(One could argue that this isn't a parasitic relationship but mutually beneficial symbiosis - those chosen as a host for Gevlon will likely get ISK from that. That said, being mentioned on his blog itself is kinda bad, so I'd still say parasitic.)

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#769 - 2014-06-30 09:41:06 UTC
No he's like a normal parasite. The host dies and he leaves. See TEST and Lemmings. With any luck MOA will too.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#770 - 2014-06-30 09:43:23 UTC
Last night, 5 of us in interceptors had an impromptu structure shoot against an ESS. Perhaps Gevlon could provide us with the opportunity costs lost there as well as a comparison with using a dread instead.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#771 - 2014-06-30 09:47:20 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
No he's like a normal parasite. The host dies and he leaves. See TEST and Lemmings. With any luck MOA will too.

So for his dream of toppling GSF to come true, all he has to do it latch on to us & shower us with ISK. It's brilliant I tell you!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#772 - 2014-06-30 09:48:08 UTC
Give me ISK, shower me daily with praise & I will destroy the goon.

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Eyrun Mangeiri
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#773 - 2014-06-30 09:54:41 UTC
Btw, why does Gevlon correlate ISK to everything in EVE? When I'm flying in a gang through nullsec and then get podded my first thought is not "Damn, I lost ISK, this was not fun at all"

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#774 - 2014-06-30 10:11:15 UTC
Eyrun Mangeiri wrote:
Btw, why does Gevlon correlate ISK to everything in EVE? When I'm flying in a gang through nullsec and then get podded my first thought is not "Damn, I lost ISK, this was not fun at all"


He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Whole Squid: Get Inked.
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#775 - 2014-07-01 06:19:35 UTC
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.

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Casper Khamez
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#776 - 2014-07-01 06:37:38 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.


We should absolutely care about fun. If people aren't having fun, than they don't log in. Fleet participation, cohesive group identity, member engagement. All of these things are necessary to a successful alliance and all of them are directly related to having fun. How do you not understand any of this?
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#777 - 2014-07-01 07:12:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.
Good lord Gevlon, go get a life. Nobody cares what you think, and nobody really cares to get into a discussion with you. You spew propaganda and you refuse to allow any response that shows you in a bad light (which is nearly every response). You are poor at analytics and you generally have no clue what is going on in the game. Why are you wasting your every waking moment dedicated to a group that you supposedly don't care about? If you spent that much more time packing fruit in some crappy warehouse, maybe you wouldn't be such a poverty stricken loser and could actually do something meaningful with your life.

And mate, most people, even the ones you support, play games for fun. You don't like it, but we don't care. You want to sit around thinking you are changing the world by crying about goons in a computer game every single day for the rest of your life, go right ahead. The rest of us will continue to be entertained with the game we enjoy playing for fun, while you waste your life in your desperate search for relevance.

Roll

Edit: oh and by the way. Have you considered that perhaps your view on fun is why you fail to make an impact in everything you do? You claim it's irrelevant but it's the driving force behind 90% of the decisions made in the game. If you can't understand why decisions are made and pre-empt them, how can you hope to be effective. It's worth noting that depriving enemies of fun has been an effective method of defeating them. You instead provide goons with fun, and wonder why they are growing every day while you wildly thrash your arms and make up stories.

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Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#778 - 2014-07-01 09:02:01 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.


Shocked

Why on earth do you play games?
Dave stark
#779 - 2014-07-01 09:21:17 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.


as soon as you stop denying that fun exists, you'll stop systematically embarrassing yourself.
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#780 - 2014-07-01 09:52:25 UTC
Aoife Fraoch wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless.

Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun.


Shocked

Why on earth do you play games?



To watch a fictional number inflate (his wallet balance). Really. That's it.

Hey Gevlon, have you heard of cookie clicker? I think it'd be the perfect game for you.

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