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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Big Lynx
#681 - 2014-06-24 21:16:31 UTC
Vote 4 renaming that threadnaught to "Gevlon's Fantasy Troll Park - please feed"
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#682 - 2014-06-24 21:18:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
MASSADEATH wrote:
so your capital deployment to YAO was small? we fought you in a few 600 man fights that you brought to field to "deal" with us
your master mittens even listed the deployments in your SOTA

we know you are paying attention to us .....and its what we want..... we have you turds jumping all over the map ...you are already deploying south to counter us....

Warping your Ishtars off-grid ASAP doesn't make you "part of" a "600 man fight" FYI.
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:

The fact that you're talking about 600 man fights with the same voice we use for Asakai pretty well illustrates the disconnect between senses of scale we have here.

Indeed there is a disconnect. Asakai was mere 850B loss. Your losses to the various "NPC null trash" alliances were 2.1T in May. Yes, that's one month of the year. 300B more in highsec losses. I wonder how much you'll lose to irrelevant people in June. We'll soon find out.

Your 6-months of effort amount to a non-significant difference* in one line of our balance sheet, of a coalition that is way, way, way in the black, and stock-piling ISK, supers, and member-level wealth.

You're fighting a war of attrition against an enemy that can out-spend you 10,000:1 and still break even in a month. The whole idea of a Guerilla warfare campaign is to use non-traditional tactics to hit an enemy in a way they can't leverage their vastly superior strength to react to. Why then, do you possibly, in a million years, think attacking the largest, richest coalition in the history of the game by using small-amounts of money will do anything?

If Che and Castro had thought "The best way to affect american policy is a ground assault on their capital!" and attacked, do you think you would know who they were today?

* - for all your tallying up the losses you think you are causing, you have quite openly ommited even basic statistical tests. Why? Because you know the "damage" you are doing is within the margin of error, and any logical attempt to look at your numbers would conclude "no significant difference".
Try it, run the numbers and cry to yourself about it some time.
MASSADEATH wrote:
your only form of retaliation is blowing up static structures..

As someone who has gone on a fleet to shoot you guys, I can categorically say it was the only thing with a [MOA] tag on it that wasn't sat in an NPC station telling us how much fun you are having not playing the game. But apparently
MASSADEATH wrote:
Every day we stand is a victory

aka "Our victory condition is still being in an alliance".

You guys should actually recruit Gevlon, I can just picture you guys running off into the sunset together, goalposts over your shoulders.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#683 - 2014-06-24 21:22:19 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
You guys should actually recruit Gevlon, I can just picture you guys running off into the sunset together, goalposts over your shoulders.


Quote of the day there, folks.

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"

Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#684 - 2014-06-24 21:41:25 UTC
MASSADEATH wrote:
Every day we stand is a victory

We are fighting a vastly larger and more well organized coalition ...so the fact you have not even scratched us yet is a victory.

"jokes on you, you already took away everything of value we own but you can't take away our lack of self-awareness!"
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#685 - 2014-06-24 21:50:31 UTC
MASSADEATH wrote:
Every day we stand is a victory

We are fighting a vastly larger and more well organized coalition ...so the fact you have not even scratched us yet is a victory.

your attempts of "hellcamps" (total jokes) and multiple "taking out the trash" deployments are pure wins for us..as are the goonie and CFC tears we collect.

your only form of retaliation is blowing up static structures..so kudos for that... we love to see you grind (it clears out all evil indy operations as well so its a double bonus)

CFC and Goons ... Eve's elite static structure grinding force :) blob FTW
LOL
That is amazing! Let's have the tldr version
MASSADEATH wrote:
You haven't killed us yet, so we MUST be winning
Dude, there's a spider in my garage. I haven't killed it. Does that mean it's effectively won the battle for my house?

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#686 - 2014-06-24 22:04:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Retar Aveymone
mordus angels is a strong independent alliance that don't need no cfc, except for when they were part of the cfc and were kicked out for being less effective than most altcorps

but they're effective now, honest, if they could just have another bowl of porridge please

edit: my mistake, I read their alliance description and they prefer to refer to themselves as INDPENDENT
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#687 - 2014-06-24 22:18:12 UTC
Retar Aveymone wrote:
mordus angels is a strong independent alliance that don't need no cfc, except for when they were part of the cfc and were kicked out for being less effective than most altcorps

but they're effective now, honest, if they could just have another bowl of porridge please

edit: my mistake, I read their alliance description and they prefer to refer to themselves as INDPENDENT
lol, epic fal Lol

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MASSADEATH
MASS A DEATH
Scumlords
#688 - 2014-06-24 22:23:32 UTC
such tears being collected


You low level scrubs may not know the real facts

MOA was perma camping your jump bridges in PB, and after a very tasty 2b+ kill on a JB of Vile RAT, he asked MOA to join CFC to stop MOA from perma camping the JB network. After Vile Rat died, and after the Evil MOA indy toons built a station, they decided that MOA should leave, taking the station from MOA and breaking the agreement that Vile Rat made..

that was before my time, so its a good thing MOA did get canned from CFC :)

we are vastly better than the group that was in the CFC(shows the level of what is required to enter the CFC is pretty low)


jar is open for more goon tears ....


Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#689 - 2014-06-24 22:26:32 UTC
Not a Goon here, though I was in the CFC when MOA was booted due to, essentially, zero participation in coalition operations. By all means, spin some more, though.

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#690 - 2014-06-24 22:27:27 UTC
Definitely a kindred spirit with Gevlon. All responses are tears, even when they are clearly not.

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#691 - 2014-06-24 22:33:51 UTC
MASSADEATH wrote:
we are vastly better than the group that was in the CFC(shows the level of what is required to enter the CFC is pretty low)

You were kicked for never undocking and doing anything.

Oh hey, some things never change~~

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#692 - 2014-06-24 22:37:02 UTC
MASSADEATH wrote:
that was before my time

I love these posts, to be honest. I mean, you realise that you're just listening to a very blinkered POV, and parroting it back as the whole truth, right? (hear-say)

It's a bit like the TEST circle jerks that ret-con their time in the CFC "and then they dehumanized us, by only giving us twice the tech moons we deserved based on participation abloboboboooo it was so terrible be thankful we are independent now"

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

MASSADEATH
MASS A DEATH
Scumlords
#693 - 2014-06-24 22:37:19 UTC  |  Edited by: MASSADEATH
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=21031720

CFC leet PVP vs NPC trash :)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22435012

more of the "taking out the trash" deployment victories of the goons :)

even more of you guys picking on defenceless NPC alliances

http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22494223

ohh wait... was this a goon "hellcamp" ..you lost caps? against NPC pubbie scrub lords?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23219999

video of the carnage even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMAcJC9F6c8

you could not even hold grid with a carrier fleet? against subcaps? in a NPC scrub lord pubbie system? how is it possible?

on and on and on .....

ohh the goonie tears.... next jar ..i wish I found this post sooner...you guys get all rowled up
Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#694 - 2014-06-24 22:56:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
MASSADEATH wrote:
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=21031720

CFC leet PVP vs NPC trash :)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22435012

more of the "taking out the trash" deployment victories of the goons :)

even more of you guys picking on defenceless NPC alliances

http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22494223

ohh wait... was this a goon "hellcamp" ..you lost caps? against NPC pubbie scrub lords?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23219999

video of the carnage even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMAcJC9F6c8

you could not even hold grid with a carrier fleet? against subcaps? in a NPC scrub lord pubbie system? how is it possible?

on and on and on .....

ohh the goonie tears.... next jar ..i wish I found this post sooner...you guys get all rowled up


Wait who is 'rowled' up? Who is producing tears? Who just spent their time digging up kills to try to prove their superiority? you did
MASSADEATH
MASS A DEATH
Scumlords
#695 - 2014-06-24 23:03:05 UTC
wasn't much of a dig to find kills of goons


don't even get me started on your CFC puppets .... they do make a good meat shield for Mittens I suppose


we have however met the newest low CFC turd on the totem pole...previously held by SMA....


LAWN

We thought SMA was bad.... LAWN is in a whole other catagory

if you think MOA is bad... then you should only look inside the CFC for far worse

next jar for teenage tears is open now...








Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#696 - 2014-06-24 23:04:40 UTC
MASSADEATH, to prove MOA is a relevant alliance and not at all an alliance that brings like five guys at most to a fight, links a bunch of killmails with the vast majority of the hostiles being Tri or BL

that's some great success there MASSADEATH, "we had someone show up"
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#697 - 2014-06-24 23:07:27 UTC
MASSADEATH wrote:
wasn't much of a dig to find kills of goons


don't even get me started on your CFC puppets .... they do make a good meat shield for Mittens I suppose


we have however met the newest low CFC turd on the totem pole...previously held by SMA....


LAWN

We thought SMA was bad.... LAWN is in a whole other catagory

if you think MOA is bad... then you should only look inside the CFC for far worse

both lawn and SMA have managed despite your opinion of them to not get kicked out of the cfc for being stunningly worthless unlike another alliance that is mentioned in your post
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#698 - 2014-06-24 23:08:55 UTC
Radric Davids wrote:
MASSADEATH wrote:
http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=21031720

CFC leet PVP vs NPC trash :)

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22435012

more of the "taking out the trash" deployment victories of the goons :)

even more of you guys picking on defenceless NPC alliances

http://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=22494223

ohh wait... was this a goon "hellcamp" ..you lost caps? against NPC pubbie scrub lords?

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=23219999

video of the carnage even...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMAcJC9F6c8

you could not even hold grid with a carrier fleet? against subcaps? in a NPC scrub lord pubbie system? how is it possible?

on and on and on .....

ohh the goonie tears.... next jar ..i wish I found this post sooner...you guys get all rowled up


Wait who is 'rowled' up? Who is producing tears? Who just spent their time digging up kills to try to prove their superiority? you did


Every post is "tears" except their need to come into an unrelated thread to defend their honoUURe, by posting selective killboard stats, which is of course only motivated by how awesome they are, see.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#699 - 2014-06-24 23:11:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
MASSADEATH wrote:
wasn't much of a dig to find kills of goons


don't even get me started on your CFC puppets .... they do make a good meat shield for Mittens I suppose


we have however met the newest low CFC turd on the totem pole...previously held by SMA....


LAWN

We thought SMA was bad.... LAWN is in a whole other catagory

if you think MOA is bad... then you should only look inside the CFC for far worse

next jar for teenage tears is open now...










You and Gevlon are truly kindred spirits. You both spread your pathetic desperation and desire for relevance all over the forums, then claim that you are extracting tears. Thanks for the entertainment
MASSADEATH
MASS A DEATH
Scumlords
#700 - 2014-06-24 23:17:34 UTC  |  Edited by: MASSADEATH
I only wished the CFC/Goons all had killboards like yours the war would be over already


https://moa.eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=766916

talking about docking up and not fighting... thats an understatement


No thank you for the tears ....I can collect in space and on the internets