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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Dave Stark
#501 - 2014-06-14 09:27:03 UTC
inb4 goons lost like 50 members when they purged some inactives.
Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#502 - 2014-06-14 09:58:07 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!


Is it another dodgy correlation analysis? those are truely terrible... Or maybe it'll be data misinterpreted through ignorance of possible confounding factors. I don't know about the CFC but I find those terrifying.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#503 - 2014-06-14 10:33:14 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!


****! Better firesale everything I own in nullsec.

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Amarr Empire
#504 - 2014-06-14 11:09:30 UTC
oh god , evac to Jita nao !
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#505 - 2014-06-14 12:11:08 UTC
Casper Khamez wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Oh Goonies, I've found some really surprising statistics for Monday. You are so going down!


Oh ****.

Brace for graphs with publicly available information that he payed 10 bil for. Will this be the end of the CFC?!?!?!?!

He's already done the "my next blog post will be the end of you!" a few times now (we're still here), poor Goblin is running out of material.

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Kryptonian1
ShadowFIre Industries
#506 - 2014-06-14 15:55:58 UTC
Hey Goblin! Looks like that money to Mordus is being well-spent!

And goonies are still too scared of your bounty to use titans!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23976390
Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#507 - 2014-06-14 20:52:26 UTC
I see that once again the blog of old gevlon is all about how Marmite have been killing HS freighters (Claimed its due to him) hilarious read, He genuinely believes that because he is throwing money at marmite for a pointless, achievement-less cause that they are his employee's and that in itself makes me crease with laughter! This **** keeps me going when I'm in work so please please please let him continue! can't wait till goons lose a titan and he claims its because of him, that should throw some fuel into the forum fire for us all to ridicule him a bit more! Roll

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Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#508 - 2014-06-14 21:24:59 UTC
I've heard from RvB leadership that a massive number of lemmings have joined RvB. Ultimate failure of Gevlon's only social pursuit in eve - after a slow collapse, there was an exodus of pilots to goons (because rvb=goons as gevlon says).

Don't worry, Gevlon will find some statistics which will apparently change the fact that the grr project is a hilarious failure
Maichin Civire
#509 - 2014-06-14 21:53:29 UTC
Kryptonian1 wrote:
Hey Goblin! Looks like that money to Mordus is being well-spent!

And goonies are still too scared of your bounty to use titans!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23976390

Aren't those bombless bombers (everyone takes a drink!)?
Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#510 - 2014-06-14 22:02:20 UTC
Maichin Civire wrote:
Kryptonian1 wrote:
Hey Goblin! Looks like that money to Mordus is being well-spent!

And goonies are still too scared of your bounty to use titans!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=23976390

Aren't those bombless bombers (everyone takes a drink!)?

clearly goon's can only afford one titan since not everyone was using one there! Because we all know that a carrier is worth risking a titan fleet for!

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#511 - 2014-06-15 00:44:34 UTC
Looks like he blew his load early, posting about how zkillboard have war kill amounts. Now that I can see there's some numbers, I've changed my mind. Obviously all the things we can see in game like all the space we own and the ever increasing digits of my wallet are all some kind of mirage. With zkillboard showing those highsec war losses we must be broke and powerless so I'm going to biomass all my characters.

I'd offer people all my stuff, but apparently I don't have any because of all the wars!

:D
Dumb people are funny. It's just a shame that rather than rubbing a couple of braincells together and coming up with something fresh he just repeats himself, like this time it will suddenly matter.

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Aoife Fraoch
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#512 - 2014-06-15 01:58:34 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Looks like he blew his load early, posting about how zkillboard have war kill amounts. Now that I can see there's some numbers, I've changed my mind. Obviously all the things we can see in game like all the space we own and the ever increasing digits of my wallet are all some kind of mirage. With zkillboard showing those highsec war losses we must be broke and powerless so I'm going to biomass all my characters.

I'd offer people all my stuff, but apparently I don't have any because of all the wars!

:D
Dumb people are funny. It's just a shame that rather than rubbing a couple of braincells together and coming up with something fresh he just repeats himself, like this time it will suddenly matter.


And the point as yes still remains undiscovered... I suspect that he doesn't understand that wars in eve are fought for strategic objectives. Not vanity metrics. Anyway there are two major flaws in his "oh look war stats" blog.

The first is what the data represents. Declared wars are just one form of organised violence. There is player driven null sec violence that does not rely on game mechanics and the same again for low sec and wormholes. There are suicide actions in high sec organised around the game mechanics like miner bumping/James. There is also other out of game groups like belligerent undesirables who loosely organise their actions too. War declarations and formal wars only represent one subset of organise violence, and there for is not representative of organised and strategic violence in eve. It's pure convenience sampling.

The second is what the metrics actually represent relative to what the outcome is supposed to be. for the objective of ruining those evil goons, is Isk lost in high sec relevant, and does the cost of inflicting is damage matter? It kind of does not. For the purpose do forcing change on another group, the cost of doing so is only important in how it relates to your own ability to continue the activity. For example, if I kill your only missioning purple clad ship you can't afford to replace, it does not matter if you lost it to a frigate or a fleet of tempests. your ability to mission is still impaired regardless. The second is if this activity is actually stopping the goons from doing their thing and furthering gevlon's original objectives. It doesn't seem to be.

Anyway TL;DR, gevlon has not gotten any better at constructing an argument.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#513 - 2014-06-15 02:24:05 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:
Voyager Arran wrote:
Are there links to his Mining / Tackle Titan posts? They sound hilarious, but not to the point where I'd go digging through his blog to find them.

http://greedygoblin.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/elitism-endgame-and-my-titan.html

TRIGGER WARNING: Active tanked mining titan inside. Dual tanked boosting titans inside. You are warned.

n.b. he has deleted his tackle-titan fit and blocks any mention of it on his blog comments. It was basically a rag with some SEBOs, a warp disruptor and dual tank, to be used for tackling supers that came to gank him.

Oh and of course in true Goblin fashion, he imagined his titans won't ever be ganked, because he will offer 500mil to people to not gank him. Presumably, in Gevlon land, when a SC FC is setting up to gank a titan, he tells every line member the location of the tackled titan(s) and the character names of them all, or something.
I dunno, blah blah money solves everything.




I thought those comments about bounties had been exaggerations, as I assumed no one was so daft.


Now we see the sad truth. The sad, sad truth.
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#514 - 2014-06-15 05:56:51 UTC
Those titan fits and ideas about 0.0 are incredible.
Maichin Civire
#515 - 2014-06-15 07:37:07 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Looks like he blew his load early, posting about how zkillboard have war kill amounts. Now that I can see there's some numbers, I've changed my mind. Obviously all the things we can see in game like all the space we own and the ever increasing digits of my wallet are all some kind of mirage. With zkillboard showing those highsec war losses we must be broke and powerless so I'm going to biomass all my characters.

I'd offer people all my stuff, but apparently I don't have any because of all the wars!

:D
Dumb people are funny. It's just a shame that rather than rubbing a couple of braincells together and coming up with something fresh he just repeats himself, like this time it will suddenly matter.

Can I have your stuff after you leave, crying while reading gevlon posts?
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#516 - 2014-06-15 09:07:01 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Looks like he blew his load early, posting about how zkillboard have war kill amounts. Now that I can see there's some numbers, I've changed my mind. Obviously all the things we can see in game like all the space we own and the ever increasing digits of my wallet are all some kind of mirage. With zkillboard showing those highsec war losses we must be broke and powerless so I'm going to biomass all my characters.

I'd offer people all my stuff, but apparently I don't have any because of all the wars!

:D
Dumb people are funny. It's just a shame that rather than rubbing a couple of braincells together and coming up with something fresh he just repeats himself, like this time it will suddenly matter.


If this were to be the "surprising statistics" then, well, business as usual. Another bunch of numbers which don't mean ****. Much anticlimatic, but we're quite used to that already. Although I really like:

Quote:
Wouldn't it be beautiful if 9 out of 10 of the top 10 would be anti-CFC wars? By the end of the year, this will likely be the case.


It reminds me of something about "Lemmings linear growth and defeating Goons by the end of the year".

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#517 - 2014-06-15 10:47:07 UTC
Maichin Civire wrote:
Can I have your stuff after you leave, crying while reading gevlon posts?
Don't you read man?!?! Gevlon has claimed that we don't have stuff so I have nothing to give!

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enterprisePSI
#518 - 2014-06-15 22:42:43 UTC
so, im not reading 26 pages , did any goon titans died!?

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#519 - 2014-06-15 22:58:22 UTC
enterprisePSI wrote:
so, im not reading 26 pages , did any goon titans died!?

More importantly did Gevlon become relevant?

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Casper Khamez
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#520 - 2014-06-15 23:33:59 UTC
I'm a little new to gevlon-logic but what's his end goal? Is he just a dog chasing a car because it's there or does he really think that if he is actually successful at dismantling an entire coalition by flushing isk that his game will change in any meaningful way? How is the station-trading, PI, multi-boxing mission life affected by goons?

Gevlon, I seriously want you to answer this. What do you care about null sec organizations? I can't believe that you're doing this just because goons sometimes act like they're menacing. They're a bunch of players having fun and operating successfully in a competitive area of space. That's no different than N3. Goons have burn jita and a recruitment scam but, in the context of eve, that's not a big deal and it only affects "morons and slackers". Is it just that uninformed carebears hate goons so you decided that you could be more uninformed and carebear-y than anyone else?

In fact, can someone please explain all the ridiculous goon hate in general?