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Is there a market for prostitutes?
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Gallente Citizen 799285168
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-06-14 04:29:17 UTC
I know that many people would be willing to buy these at a high price. At all the major trade hubs do not have prostitutes for sale, but they do have exotic dancers that sell for much less. Is there a mission to get these from, or do you have to rely on a contract?
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2014-06-14 04:34:05 UTC
I saw the title and was all like " awwwwwwwww yeah...." but then I read the op and was all like "awwwwwwwww."





Much sad.

Such disappoint.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Gallente Citizen 799285168
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-06-14 04:37:03 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
I saw the title and was all like " awwwwwwwww yeah...." but then I read the op and was all like "awwwwwwwww."





Much sad.

Such disappoint.


I understand the such disappoint. you would only be more disappointed if you sit broken hearted because you came to **** but only farted
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2014-06-14 04:51:39 UTC
Shocked

i want a eve pinball machine...  confirming  CCP Cognac is best cognac
Yang Aurilen
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-06-14 04:55:59 UTC
Make an alt and sell her.

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#6 - 2014-06-14 04:59:23 UTC
You could prolly sell cyber sex... lol

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2014-06-14 05:07:26 UTC
DaReaper wrote:
You could prolly sell cyber sex... lol

I've seen a few bio offering cyber for ISK.

Always makes me laugh, but a kind of disturbed laugh.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-06-14 05:16:13 UTC
What do you do with them once you buy them?

Serious question.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#9 - 2014-06-14 05:31:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
They're always hanging around in fleets, whoring on my kills.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#10 - 2014-06-14 05:52:09 UTC  |  Edited by: JC Anderson
I prefer to just space them.

Same for the damsel. She obviously will never learn. I go and blow up a space casino and a fleet of ships to rescue her from Krulls clutches and by the time I get back to my agent, she has already gotten back with the dude and I am asked to rescue her again!

On that note.... They really need to revoke Krulls clone contract.
Ralen Zateki
Gladiators of Rage
Fraternity.
#11 - 2014-06-14 06:08:30 UTC
Yes.

Next question. :P
Solecist Project
#12 - 2014-06-14 07:01:37 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
DaReaper wrote:
You could prolly sell cyber sex... lol

I've seen a few bio offering cyber for ISK.

Always makes me laugh, but a kind of disturbed laugh.

Who is that? The potential for chaos knowing such a person is gigantic! :O

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Rankan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-06-14 08:41:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Rankan
we have drugs...er boosters.

so make prostitutes give a random effect similar to the various boosters.

of course the effects choices would have to be either positive or negative depending on whether or not the prostitute has had all their shots, if you know what I mean.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#14 - 2014-06-14 09:14:00 UTC
An icon that represents 500k isk is not a prostitute

If you want some real prostitution, I can link you up with some chicks or dudes that will blow your ******* mind

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Solecist Project
#15 - 2014-06-14 09:15:38 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
An icon that represents 500k isk is not a prostitute

If you want some real prostitution, I can link you up with some chicks or dudes that will blow your ******* mind

Do it! xD

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#16 - 2014-06-14 09:17:11 UTC
Rankan wrote:
we have drugs...er boosters.

so make prostitutes give a random effect similar to the various boosters.

of course the effects choices would have to be either positive or negative depending on whether or not the prostitute has had all their shots, if you know what I mean.

How about an increase of their "thrust" ... or maybe a longer "optimal range" ?
A "rate of fire" bonus would seem fitting too!

So many possibilities...

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#17 - 2014-06-14 09:18:10 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
An icon that represents 500k isk is not a prostitute

If you want some real prostitution, I can link you up with some chicks or dudes that will blow your ******* mind

Do it! xD


Im trying

Youd think that with all the manly space studs and slinky astrovixens in New Eden, there would be more demand.

I guess too many of them really are scared 14yos

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Solecist Project
#18 - 2014-06-14 09:21:59 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
An icon that represents 500k isk is not a prostitute

If you want some real prostitution, I can link you up with some chicks or dudes that will blow your ******* mind

Do it! xD


Im trying

Youd think that with all the manly space studs and slinky astrovixens in New Eden, there would be more demand.

I guess too many of them really are scared 14yos

It's most likely that there's an underground market for this,
with it's participants being quite happy about it not being mainstream.

I never met any of these... I'd love to learn some new social engineering things.

Who else can do that better... really. lol

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#19 - 2014-06-14 09:25:24 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:

It's most likely that there's an underground market for this,
with it's participants being quite happy about it not being mainstream.

I never met any of these... I'd love to learn some new social engineering things.

Who else can do that better... really. lol


Let me know if you find out

Wouldn't want to muscle in on someone else's patch without the right kind of preparation

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Solecist Project
#20 - 2014-06-14 09:33:32 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:

It's most likely that there's an underground market for this,
with it's participants being quite happy about it not being mainstream.

I never met any of these... I'd love to learn some new social engineering things.

Who else can do that better... really. lol


Let me know if you find out

Wouldn't want to muscle in on someone else's patch without the right kind of preparation

Hu?

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
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