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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#401 - 2014-06-10 04:23:31 UTC
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".

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Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#402 - 2014-06-10 04:56:43 UTC
Fun Fact 2: After reading through ALL Gevlons blog posts and forum posts I can conclude gevlon has such immense delusions of grandeur and achievement that he actually genuinely believes anything he does has affected a single person in the community, It is ******* hilariously embarrassing for you so please keep it up, I love it when someone can make themselves out to be so idiotic.

P.S. Before you say anything about me being a "goon" Please note I have never been in goonswarm or any member alliance of theirs. But I'm sure you can draw up a graph pointing a direct link to me being part of goonswarm.

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#403 - 2014-06-10 05:20:46 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".


What's funny in the word titan? If you like it, I'll gladly help to increase this statistic: titan.
Now let's get back to how goons are more powerful than ever, you don't control any pocos, you're broke and your alliance disbanded. Still declaring victory?

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Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#404 - 2014-06-10 05:23:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".


Dear Gevlon,

Only place that we are taking 30 gates to get to our destination because Titans are not logging in being wary of a cheap bounty some comedic content provider offered is your imagination.

Anyone worth their salt and with actual experience of living in null can tell you that a) Losing a Titan is not really significant for a large null entity such as ourselves b) How bridging titans operate is bound to certain security precautions and a cheap bounty is not having any effect on the security of the said Titan.

Thank you for making us laugh though, please do carry on with your nonsense. There is nothing more satisfactory than seeing a pubbie waste his time and money on a pointless endeavor. Please, for the sake of anything you hold dear, continue to fight the wind mills in your usual plebeian manner.

PS: Please continue to farm those mining missions again and again for providing ~funds~ for war deceleration fees for undocking ring warriors and morons who cry because they are getting bombed to death at every TZ's prime time with multiboxing stealth bombers.

Sincerely,

Goons
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#405 - 2014-06-10 05:30:17 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".


What's funny in the word titan? If you like it, I'll gladly help to increase this statistic: titan.
Now let's get back to how goons are more powerful than ever, you don't control any pocos, you're broke and your alliance disbanded. Still declaring victory?


Of course he is. All he has to do is to lie without shame to everyone and their mother through bending numbers, charts and statistics in general.

Let him be! If EVE is a village, then we definitely need a special guy like him who makes everyone else laugh.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#406 - 2014-06-10 05:33:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
Nonnak Severin wrote:
Can we keep this going forever? Every subsequent update on this scheme has been a little parcel of Randroid heaven.

#notallgoblins


Of course we can and we are, until a time that Gevlon crafts another goal post and ninja edits his previously stated goals, thus, paving the way for his eventual victory at EVE and moves onto another MMO after seeing that neither CFC and GSF are losing anything or going anywhere because of, you know, his ~meaningful and significant~ crusade.

Fact: So far in EVE, Gevlon has failed every endeavor that he wrote about on his blog that involves the meta and the other EVE players.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#407 - 2014-06-10 05:44:52 UTC
And we have another potential goal shift:

Quote:
minerbumping is back on my bloglist. Despite I still believe that they are in cooperation with the Goons, the massacre they do among morons and slackers who fit their freighters with anything but tank deserves support


Does it mean Gevlon is now working with you guys?

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Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#408 - 2014-06-10 05:49:02 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Casper Khamez wrote:
Gevlon, shine on you crazy diamond. I'm gonna find a CFC alliance to join

I'd suggest The Bastion, maybe FCON or CO2. They are very "active" in highsec. I'd also suggest Goons, but your blood isn't pure enough for that.


By the way Gevlon, let me give you a very stern warning:

I will not have you keep implying that Goons are racists through continuously making blood related references. This is not only a heinous lie, but also textbook example of defamation and insulting a group of EVE players in a EULA breaking way.

You will either stop saying and implying that me or the entity I'm a part of in EVE are racists and/or are involved in racist practices or face the consequences.

Alternatively, you can try and demonstrate how a corporation in EVE doing recruitment based on a membership of an Internet forum constitutes racism as defined by supranational entities that lay out the groundwork for International law.
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#409 - 2014-06-10 06:04:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
Pete Butcher wrote:
And we have another potential goal shift:

Quote:
minerbumping is back on my bloglist. Despite I still believe that they are in cooperation with the Goons, the massacre they do among morons and slackers who fit their freighters with anything but tank deserves support


Does it mean Gevlon is now working with you guys?


No. Smile

But let me note here the historic fact behind Gevlon's, shall we say, current condition and state of mind:

After he started playing EVE, after seeing Goonswarm -correctly- as one of the influential EVE entites, if not most influential one, he tried to join GoonWaffe.

Unfortunately for him, he couldn't do a simple Google search beforehand and realize that GoonWaffe membership is limited to somethingawful.com members and friends of somethingawful.com members. So, on the basis of lacking a somethingawful.com account at the time of his application, he was rejected.

Obviously at that point, he could have made another Google search and learned that other corporations of Goonswarm Federation recruit openly without any precondition of somethingawful.com membership. He could have tried applying for those. But no, it turns out the task was too difficult for him and he failed to do that.

After that, he tried and -surprisingly- succeeded at joining TEST, which Goonswarm was fighting and ending it's stint as a null sec sovereignty holder at the time.

But even so, on official TEST forums, TEST directorate saw it fit to assign Gevlon a custom forum title and avatar which went as "Autism Speaks - A Gevlon Goblin Blog" and "Shitspewing Publord". When I saw that, I found it pretty distasteful and rude as it insulted and defamed dear Gevlon here.

By the way, according to irrefutable Gevlon logic, RvB were Goons. Does the same logic dictate now that CODE are Goons too?
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#410 - 2014-06-10 06:19:08 UTC
Well, there have been claims that James 315 of minerbumping blog fame is actually The Mittani. Somehow, one doubts this but you never know, I guess.

Does The Mittani have a titan alt? I can't remember if he jumped a titan in to B-R or not, I'm sure he can get a character/titan if he wanted...

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Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#411 - 2014-06-10 06:31:12 UTC
So basically this is one giant rejection issue..






Titan Smile
Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#412 - 2014-06-10 06:38:24 UTC
Sounds like it magnus, Sounds like a titan of a rejection to be honest, Since he's firing of hilarity and embarrassment in titan sized doses

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Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#413 - 2014-06-10 06:58:54 UTC
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
Sounds like it magnus, Sounds like a titan of a rejection to be honest, Since he's firing of hilarity and embarrassment in titan sized doses


You can say his Titanic has sunk.

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Catalytic morphisis
Ruthless Regiment
SL0W CHILDREN AT PLAY
#414 - 2014-06-10 08:01:18 UTC
Pete Butcher wrote:
Catalytic morphisis wrote:
Sounds like it magnus, Sounds like a titan of a rejection to be honest, Since he's firing of hilarity and embarrassment in titan sized doses
You can say his Titanic has sunk.
HA I liked this one!

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#415 - 2014-06-10 12:06:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".

It seems you've crossed over from "making the numbers mean what I want them to mean" to just "I will just make things up".

We take Titan bridges everywhere, unless we're specifically roaming gates to catch a gang. You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Even our casual PVE group, theta, will rarely move two systems over and will instead be bridged in.

This is utter desperation from you now.

Lets look at where your project has gotten you:

- A slight uptick in people dying in Jita (though this has a natural cap)
- You own no POCOs
- You have lead to no damage outside of highsec
- Your wallet is trashed
- The alliance you started disowned you
- The alliance you started disbanded
- You have made yourself look like a fool for no gain

I mean, if your original plan was "AND I AM GOING TO SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY TO FORCE THE GOONS TO SELL THEIR POCOS AT A VERY FAIR RATE TO THEMSELVES MWUHHAHH!!" then perhaps you would be able to claim to have met your goals, but you didn't.
You seemed to claim that when you took them from us (that didn't happen) that highsec would suddenly realise we weren't a threat (didn't happen) and blah blah CFC collapses or something.

Looks like you have burned though most of your money and have about 0% of your goal completed.

You're basically Don Quixote, if he had gone home and claimed his original aim was to moderately increase the value of windmills through scarcity.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#416 - 2014-06-10 12:45:05 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".


Honestly, people had a laugh about your bounty at first, but now everyone has forgotten it. It has had zero effect on titan bridging. Zero. Even shooting pocos with titans and it has nothing to do with your minuscule goalpost bounty
Alp Khan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#417 - 2014-06-10 14:32:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Alp Khan
Khanh'rhh wrote:
You're basically Don Quixote, if he had gone home and claimed his original aim was to moderately increase the value of windmills through scarcity.


Which is why I always say that every village needs an idiot.
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#418 - 2014-06-10 14:59:55 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".

i suppose with the recent utter collapse of everything you've pointed to in order to justify your importance, retreating into a fantasy world was your only choice

goodbye goalposts gevlon i hope it's nice over there in narnia
Dave Stark
#419 - 2014-06-10 17:23:58 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Fun fact: the word "titan" was mentioned 5 times in the last 5 pages.
Goonies are really busy trying to derail this thread. Of course they have time forum warrioring while they take 30 gates to get to their destination since their titan pilots "have real life recently".


or, they have time to post because they used their titan bridges without fear instead of taking 30 gates.

but don't let random assumptions stop your hilarious attempts to be relevant.
Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#420 - 2014-06-10 18:07:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Voyager Arran
Really, this whole scheme reeks of ignorance on very basic Titan mechanics, so I'm going to give Gevlon a quick Supers 101 Primer.


  • "Logged off in a POS" is a Titan's natural state.
  • A Titan that safe-logs in a private POS is literally invulnerable to line-member level spies.
  • You can bridge from inside a POS, including a private POS where you are still literally invulnerable to line-member level spies in the fleet you are bridging.


Even if we were worried by Gevlon's bounty (we aren't), our Titans would still be free to safely bridge fleets and log in for their monthly skill change.

EDIT: for full clarity, a Titan that safe-logs in a POS is literally invulnerable to anything, unless you somehow manage to siege down a tower in the middle of CFC space, anchor bubbles all over the field, and camp it until it's time for them to change skills again without anybody noticing.