Crime & Punishment

Wait, did he actually just say that one assault frig every month (or was it every 5) is significant?? Hold on. Have to catch my breath. Wow.

You care to share with us (an estimated) how many billions you've spent between noir, test, and the poor deceased lemmings to cost each line member those frigs?

Yeah you see the logic lies behind the fact that we don't put bomb launchers on a doctrine that makes no use of bomb launchers, therefore we are poor.

I thought it was POCOs...
Or hiring mercs to destroy Goons...
Or creating your own alliance to attack goons...
Or getting the head of a CFC titan pilot...

Nope the key for the next 15mins is a bomber with no bombs...
My bomber has no bombs, cause they are bloody dangerous :) By your logic that would make me both a Goon and poor...

P.S. I'm not a goon, or very poor

I never wonder this at all, since it's the answer is always yours. Even when you manage to somehow get some of the math right, you go and spoil it by spewing pure horseshit all over the numbers until they no longer resemble anything like fact.

So again, your conclusion is that we are poor. Let me ask you this Gevlon. What if we aren't? What if it turns out that we in fact can absorb the cost of an assault frigate every 5 months? I's pretty reasonable to think that if a miner can abosrb a loss like that, then some carebear ratters who rat non-stop (which you have claimed yourself) surely can afford the same, right?

One day you'll figure out the simple truth to fighting goons. If you want to fight the goons, you must actually fight the goons. You can't make up a sickly, poverty stricken enemy in your mind and then fight that. That's pretty much like pretending a tank is made of sugar cubes then trying to take it down with a cup of water.

I couldn't absorb that loss... until my 200% SRP reimbursement came through. Then I could. In fact, I could buy 2 more ships with that. Then they died and I got 200% of the value of those back too! So I bought 4 ships. Regrettably ~snicker~ they all died as well...

long story short, my PVP losses have increased my wealth and assets at an exponential rate. I'd like to thank Theta squad for their ratting tax contributions and my accomplices... I mean murderers.

but we do care about goblin, he is literally the best source of entertainment C&P has, maybe even the best that the forums have.

the problem is, we care in the same way that most people care about automotive sports; they're just waiting for it to all go wrong and end in a ball of crumpled metal and flames.

I think you are to easily amused

Gevlon - if you took a second to think about what you write before pressing 'post' you would sound significantly less ignorant (you could also try proofreading your blog and posts for spelling and grammar errors).

Bombless bombers - instead of trying to sling it like an insult (it's actually an ingenious specific-purpose doctrine), why don't you think 'why bombless bombers?' Not sure if you possess the intellect and understanding of pvp to figure this out, but its completely obvious why we do it.


Think about what you just said. You just claimed that 60m per year is a significant and bank-breaking loss for CFC members. Just think about that for a second. Not sure what was more hilarious - this, or your post about socials being dumb.

Yes, you may be one person, but you are spending an inordinate amount of time and money to have an incredibly minimal impact spread thin across so many people, that you are less consequential than a fly on the wall.

you sure do hold the line, in the sense that you pick it up and run backwards with it as fast as your little legs can carry you (and it)

i actually don't think he believes that, i think he's trying to figure out propaganda and doesn't really get how it works

like he saw test destroyed with mockery and so he bzz whorped his way into thinking if he just sort of mindlessly parrots something then it will eventually be believed and he thinks the mockery is actually a sign we're worried about it and trying to fight it

its amazing because he alternates between despising socials and trying really, really, really hard to brute-force it like he does everything else but because he's so bad at it he can't even figure out the basics so he's trying really really hard to brute-force building a canal by buying as many combination locks as he can because he heard the panama canal had locks once