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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#301 - 2014-06-05 19:04:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Radric Davids
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Froggy Storm wrote:
Hrm I wonder if he will admit to rescinding the bounty. If lemmings disbanded to be come renters, and he has admitted in his blog to not having funds left for the grrr project, it stands to reason he would want the 20b back from this wasted endeavor.

Mr Cribba, would you care to confirm if the bounty is still being held in third party escrow or is it kaput?

I'm so bankrupt that I'll be paying about 6B/week to Marmite to wardec every CFC alliance and send 3B/week to Mordus for SRP. So yes, I'll totally have to withdraw the bounty. You can safely log on now and bridge the your buddies! Don't worry, HIC gangs are the new thing since Kronos.

Oh, and your alliance, The Bastion is a strong contender for the "largest CFC losses on Marmite killboard" with 26B damage in May. But I have to tell you, beating CO2 and FCON will be no easy task. Those guys are really good at losing jump freighters.


Your bounty has not had a fraction of an iota of impact on titans bridging CFC gangs on an hourly basis. To think that it would even be on the radar of a single titan pilot in the CFC is beyond absurd.

example of your bounty's irrelevance (insert goon pet comment there)
https://zkillboard.com/kill/39206878/
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#302 - 2014-06-05 19:24:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Magnus Cortex
Since our dearest Goblin is so fond of numbers and the stories they tell, its time for some cold hard numbers.

The Clusterf*ck Coalition consists of 37,056 members. source

The Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere currently has 3,755 members. source
In a period of 5 months the combined damage done to CFC and PBLRD by the combined forces of Marmite and Lemmings is 1.1 trillion isk. source

1,100,000,000,000 / 40,811 (CFC + PBLRD) 1.1T divided by 40,811 = 26,953,517.43

Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. A ratting tick. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months.

"While "half Marmite" isn't bad, the wardecs cost just as much as they cost for Marmite and to make it worse, a full set of CFC wars are over 6B/week"

6B per week for 5 months is 120 billion isk. Mr. Goblin has spent 120 billion isk to do 27M in damage to each member of the CFC + PBLRD. He still cannot decide if individuals or the organization as a whole are bearing the brunt of this 27M.

So it is up to you, dear reader to count the true opportunity cost Smile
Jonas Maccabee
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#303 - 2014-06-05 19:33:24 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
Since our dearest Goblin is so found of numbers and the stories they tell, its time for some cold hard numbers.

The Clusterfuck Coalition consists of 37,056 members. source

The Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere currently has 3,755 members. source
In a period of 5 months the combined damage done to CFC and PBLRD by the combined forces of Marmite and Lemmings is 1.1 trillion isk. source

1,100,000,000,000 / 40,811 (CFC + PBLRD) 1.1T divided by 40,811 = 26,953,517.43

Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months.

"While "half Marmite" isn't bad, the wardecs cost just as much as they cost for Marmite and to make it worse, a full set of CFC wars are over 6B/week"

6B per week for 5 months is 120 billion isk. Mr. Goblin has spent 120 billion isk to do 27M in damage to each member of the CFC + PBLRD. He still cannot decide if individuals or the organization as a whole are bearing the brunt of this 27M.

So it is up to you, dear reader to count the true opportunity cost Smile


I think that just about wraps up the debate. Delete thread, next.
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#304 - 2014-06-05 19:39:07 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Froggy Storm wrote:
Hrm I wonder if he will admit to rescinding the bounty. If lemmings disbanded to be come renters, and he has admitted in his blog to not having funds left for the grrr project, it stands to reason he would want the 20b back from this wasted endeavor.

Mr Cribba, would you care to confirm if the bounty is still being held in third party escrow or is it kaput?

I'm so bankrupt that I'll be paying about 6B/week to Marmite to wardec every CFC alliance and send 3B/week to Mordus for SRP. So yes, I'll totally have to withdraw the bounty. You can safely log on now and bridge the your buddies! Don't worry, HIC gangs are the new thing since Kronos.

Oh, and your alliance, The Bastion is a strong contender for the "largest CFC losses on Marmite killboard" with 26B damage in May. But I have to tell you, beating CO2 and FCON will be no easy task. Those guys are really good at losing jump freighters.

you're so bankrupt you had to give up something you've been trying to play up for months because you didn't have the isk

you're poor by definition

that youre babbling about how you have some pennies left over for your fallback plan is why you earned the name goalposts gevlon
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#305 - 2014-06-05 19:49:20 UTC
You socials just don't understand goalposts.
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#306 - 2014-06-05 19:50:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Magnus Cortex
Jonas Maccabee wrote:
I think that just about wraps up the debate. Delete thread, next.

By all means please do come to Deklein and try to claim this bounty! Everyone should avail themselves of Gevlon Goblins generosity. He is in a way, the greatest social of all, by giving away so much for so little in return.
Maichin Civire
#307 - 2014-06-05 20:10:54 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
Since our dearest Goblin is so fond of numbers and the stories they tell, its time for some cold hard numbers.

The Clusterfuck Coalition consists of 37,056 members. source

The Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere currently has 3,755 members. source
In a period of 5 months the combined damage done to CFC and PBLRD by the combined forces of Marmite and Lemmings is 1.1 trillion isk. source

1,100,000,000,000 / 40,811 (CFC + PBLRD) 1.1T divided by 40,811 = 26,953,517.43

Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. A ratting tick. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months.

"While "half Marmite" isn't bad, the wardecs cost just as much as they cost for Marmite and to make it worse, a full set of CFC wars are over 6B/week"

6B per week for 5 months is 120 billion isk. Mr. Goblin has spent 120 billion isk to do 27M in damage to each member of the CFC + PBLRD. He still cannot decide if individuals or the organization as a whole are bearing the brunt of this 27M.

So it is up to you, dear reader to count the true opportunity cost Smile

This is truly gold. I can't wait to see him crying over these numbers.
Money Makin Mitch
Paid in Full
#308 - 2014-06-05 20:29:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Money Makin Mitch
Magnus Cortex wrote:
Since our dearest Goblin is so fond of numbers and the stories they tell, its time for some cold hard numbers.

The Clusterfuck Coalition consists of 37,056 members. source

The Greater Western Co-Prosperity Sphere currently has 3,755 members. source
In a period of 5 months the combined damage done to CFC and PBLRD by the combined forces of Marmite and Lemmings is 1.1 trillion isk. source

1,100,000,000,000 / 40,811 (CFC + PBLRD) 1.1T divided by 40,811 = 26,953,517.43

Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. A ratting tick. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months.

"While "half Marmite" isn't bad, the wardecs cost just as much as they cost for Marmite and to make it worse, a full set of CFC wars are over 6B/week"

6B per week for 5 months is 120 billion isk. Mr. Goblin has spent 120 billion isk to do 27M in damage to each member of the CFC + PBLRD. He still cannot decide if individuals or the organization as a whole are bearing the brunt of this 27M.

So it is up to you, dear reader to count the true opportunity cost Smile


LOL! Twisted
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#309 - 2014-06-05 22:57:44 UTC
Guys I got my 27m covered have you? Each of you has just 5 months to earn 27m and negate 120b out of Gevlon Goblins wallet!
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#310 - 2014-06-05 23:14:46 UTC
I think the real question is how far he can run with those goal posts.

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Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#311 - 2014-06-06 02:00:04 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I think the real question is how far he can run with those goal posts.


Randian obliviousness has no bounds. It is a different world in Gevlon's gourd, where every day is just another brilliant idea.
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#312 - 2014-06-06 02:05:41 UTC
Cptn. Lemmings: "Gee Gevlon, what do you want to do tonight?"

Gevlon Dummy: "The same thing we do every night, Lemmings—try to destroy da goons!"
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#313 - 2014-06-06 02:16:33 UTC
Last month I was 27m short on the maintenance for my reaction tower farm & all of my possessions have been taken away by the goon. Grr Goon.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#314 - 2014-06-06 02:31:01 UTC
Gevlon Goalposts new goal- Oh wait, that's my character...

Gevlon Goblin' new goal is to drive all of the weak, poor & stupid members from the CFC. It like getting someone to do your job for you & they pay for the opportunity.

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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#315 - 2014-06-06 02:32:35 UTC
STOP FLAUNTING YOUR SPACE MONEY IN MY FACE I'M HERE TO WATCH GEVLON BURN HIS

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#316 - 2014-06-06 02:52:32 UTC
I have a question.

What did the genuinely wonderful and caring people of the CFC do to this Goblin dude to make him so mad?

There must be a trigger point that set him off on his crazy hate filled campaign.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#317 - 2014-06-06 03:00:05 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
What did the genuinely wonderful and caring people of the CFC do to this Goblin dude to make him so mad?


We rejected his application to join & mocked his attempts to be relevant, as did most of the EVE community. Now he's kind of relevant, but not in the sort of way that a normal person would want. Of course, dear Gevlon is far from normal.

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Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#318 - 2014-06-06 03:11:30 UTC
Goblin actually tried to join us at one point? Who?

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#319 - 2014-06-06 03:26:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
Arkady Romanov wrote:
Goblin actually tried to join us at one point? Who?


I believe this was right before he joined TEST & gave them billions of dollars to defeat us, only to have TEST directors steal it. Of course, this is 3rd hand information & could be wrong, but I'm not going to let the facts get in the way of an awesome story. I'm sure if you dig deep enough in to his horror of a blog you could find why he hates us.

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#320 - 2014-06-06 04:11:50 UTC
Magnus Cortex wrote:
Thats right folks 26.9 million isk. The cost of an assault frigate. A ratting tick. 27 million isk in damage done to each member of the CFC and PBLRD over a period of 5 months.

26.9M in 5 months will be 64.6M over a whole year. Now let's ask, how much ISK an average CFC pilot lose over a year? We just have to divide the total alliance losses with member count. I did that and got 980M for an average RAZOR pilot, 809M for a house slave (GSF member, but not real Goon) and 487M for a Goonwaffe member. These are 2013 numbers, 2014 can be different. Yes, the true Goons who are so busy trolling here lost 478M over a whole year. Now let's guess the average CFC loss is 800M.

This case the project I brought together cost 12.3% of the total losses of the CFC over a year. 0.123*40811 = 5020. So I'm all alone (as I have no friends everything I do I do alone) holding the line against 5000 dudes. I can live with that "failure".

Now you are probably wondering which calculation is wrong, yours or mine. Actually neither. The key is in bombless bombers. The average CFC members are so damn poor (or so inactive or simply an alt) that losing an assault frig every 5 months hurt them.

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