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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#261 - 2014-06-04 10:09:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
General Lemming wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Also this is good:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings

"linear growth"
"in a year we will be able to kill the goons"
Its probably because we totally destroyed 2 of your alliances :

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Gentlemen%27s_Agreement/stats

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Li3_Federation/stats

Stats cant be wrong.....or can they Blink
lol, bad smacktalk from the General once again. The difference here being that we aren't claiming to have destroyed you, merely pointing out how your alliance has effectively collapsed. Now you'll take the 150 or so remaining players and go live under the rule of a null group, engaging in PVE and industry too. Your leaders dreams of destroying the goons is effectively ending.

You have to ask though, is there another reason for this? Perhaps Gevlon's coffers are beginning to run dry and he can't afford the wardecs? By his own logic, if people aren't spending their isk then the only possible reason is that they are poor. So Lemmings get relegated to the ass end of nowhere into space so bad it would probably be impossible to rent out to live amongst N3s renters and grind out isk. Honestly, I'm shaking in my boots.

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Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#262 - 2014-06-04 11:19:43 UTC
you know now that lemmings is an nc. renter i expect gevlon will quickly start claiming literally every kill n3/pl get as his own
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#263 - 2014-06-04 11:38:03 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Stats cant be wrong.....or can they Blink


Your slave driver has done a great job these past several months of proving that stats can indeed be wrong.

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Maichin Civire
#264 - 2014-06-04 12:29:08 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Also this is good:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings

"linear growth"
"in a year we will be able to kill the goons"



Its probably because we totally destroyed 2 of your alliances :

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Gentlemen%27s_Agreement/stats

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Li3_Federation/stats

Stats cant be wrong.....or can they Blink

Sometimes I really wonder if you're trying to troll us hard, or just live in your own, imaginary world. I don't see any DL sov on map, I don't see also any of your ship outside high sec either. Jita pvp isn't pvp.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#265 - 2014-06-04 13:17:01 UTC
Fast forwarding several years to Goblin's deathbed confessions:

Doctor: Gevlon, its time.

Gevlon: Uhh. The pain.... Doc.... tell the world.... Im sorry.....

Doctor: Wat?

Gevlon: The spread sheets... they... they arent.... FUN.... I was wrong...

Doctor: We all know that, Gevlon.

Gevlon: Tell... the goons.... tell them....

Doctor: They already know, Gevlon. I am a mittani alt.

Gevlon: NOOOOOOOO *dies*

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Cephelange du'Krevviq
Gildinous Vangaurd
The Initiative.
#266 - 2014-06-04 13:54:12 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?

Take a drink, folks!

"I am a leaf on the...ah, frak it!"
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#267 - 2014-06-04 15:59:04 UTC
A Mr Goblin drinking game thread will result in death from alcohol poisoning.
Dave Stark
#268 - 2014-06-04 16:15:40 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?


do you hear a constant whistling noise in your ears?
the sound of every point passing you by...
Big Lynx
#269 - 2014-06-04 16:18:36 UTC
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#270 - 2014-06-04 17:25:27 UTC
Our alliance and its actual enemies all have loads more money than Gevlon yet we never place bounties on each other's titans

Some would say that it's because it doesn't work but I'm sure Gevlon will claim that we're all just morons and slackers who haven't come up with such a brilliant idea

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#271 - 2014-06-04 17:28:18 UTC  |  Edited by: General Lemming
Some of you take Eve too seriously....... Lol
Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#272 - 2014-06-04 17:32:24 UTC
General Lemming wrote:
Some of you take Eve to seriously....... Lol

"too"
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#273 - 2014-06-04 17:36:59 UTC
Yes that tooo. Keep mixing up to and too / life and live. And no need to explain, after 100 times I gave up and use Google. Oops
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#274 - 2014-06-04 23:45:20 UTC
You also mix win/lose all the time.
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#275 - 2014-06-04 23:47:52 UTC
I hear you're not pretty good with zeroes either Lol
Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#276 - 2014-06-05 03:57:06 UTC
Hey Goonies! I've heard whining over taking gates from line bees. Cat took your bridges?

My blog: greedygoblin.blogspot.com
Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#277 - 2014-06-05 04:15:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Magnus Cortex
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Hey Goonies! I've heard whining over taking gates from line bees. Cat took your bridges?


https://twitter.com/eveShinhwa/status/472197612561387520

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38WMAnV9Bvs&feature=youtu.be
GOB the Magician
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#278 - 2014-06-05 05:00:08 UTC
I can confirm I had to activate a stargate today. by far the worst day of my eve career.
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#279 - 2014-06-05 05:39:59 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?


The damage suffered in 2013 wasn't permanent or crippling from what we can currently see, throwing more bodies into the grinder is their entire bloody MO if you haven't noticed.

Their bombers also happened to work fairly well, so don't count out the unconventional.



You are still looking at this as a numbers game, it isn't.

This is hardcore forum PVP and an intergalactic **** measuring contest.

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Jacob Kelbrand
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#280 - 2014-06-05 06:01:16 UTC
Bombless bombers pretty much won us the fountain war. I'm not sure where Gevlon is going with this.