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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Dave Stark
#241 - 2014-06-03 18:22:02 UTC
hey, gevlon. you are aware that goons have double reimbursement so your crusade of "kill all the goons" just makes their line members richer, right?
Vivec Septim
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#242 - 2014-06-03 18:28:10 UTC
This stuff, while entertaining, just reminds me how seriously some people take the game.

Good luck -- can't wait to see if any drama ensues from this bounty.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. 

Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#243 - 2014-06-03 18:52:30 UTC
Dammit, lost another afk vni to guristas... these things sure are fragile.

Back Guristas. Guristas kill more goons than anyone else.

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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#244 - 2014-06-03 21:00:41 UTC
And Lemmings just disbanded! \o/

The Gurista pirate who broke my vexor however, still needs to be dealt with... grr Guristas!

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Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#245 - 2014-06-03 21:33:41 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Goons obviously, really give a **** about Gevlon Goblin though- or there wouldn't be 11 pages of literally the dumbest mongoloid responses this sub-forum has ever seen. If you don't care so much, shut up- he'll go away.

From the fact that you are in PL, I assume that you are a competitive person, so you don't really understand how these socials work. In your eyes, they are just providing tears.

They want to be loved by peers (just look at their comments "we are friends, we wouldn't awox each other"), therefore they assume everyone else does. So all 6-7 characters of them are expressing their less-than-love in the hope that I'll be sad and run away to a place where I have better chance to get love. The fact that I keep on posting doesn't compute for them, so they just try harder. This will go on until a titan dies, when they will switch to minimizing my contribution in it, for the same purpose. Do you remember when they were spamming how I will never take their highsec POCOs (and their "we just had them to troll highsec" after they lost them)?



Gevlon "socials" is literally everyone without a neurological disorder. Stop talking about "socials" when you really mean "people" and stop talking about people, because you don't understand people.

We don't want you to stop, Gevlon, since there is nothing to stop. We're just mocking you for trying.

If you think people commenting on your terrible ideas means they are scared of you, I pose you this thought experiment:

Person A walks down the street. Enters a shop. Leaves. Gets in a car, drives off.

Person B walks down the street. Falls over and breaks an arm, Gets up. Shoots at the shop because he blames it. Sets his car on fire because reasons. Runs down the street throwing his money at random people for no reason.

Now, which one of these is more likely to draw a crowd of people looking?

Are they observing that person because they're scared they are a better person than them, with better ideas capable of supplanting their own?

We comment on your posts because you're the crazy guy with no idea what he is doing, trying to claim the people stopping to watch are doing so because they feel inadequate.

Now if you can find a way of killing our titans, fair play to you. I mean, that's an achievement, well done. But no one. And I mean - no one. Is going to see an AWOX where someone pasted your dumb lines into local to get a free pay day as "I killed a titan". In every single scenario, that Titan was dead anyway. You've completely ignored every explanation of that fact to you, because you know it means your idea is worthless.

Also this is good:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings

"linear growth"
"in a year we will be able to kill the goons"

Someone make a vid of Gevlon, a toilet, piles of his own money, and sadtrombone.wav
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Do you remember when they were spamming how I will never take their highsec POCOs (and their "we just had them to troll highsec" after they lost them)?

We haven't? RvB are GSF's highsec arm (source: Gevlon Goblin) and last I checked, RvB own them all. So we own them all. Well, sold them to ourselves in an attempt at hiding the fact RvB are really GSF in disguise, of course.

I mean, half the reason we call you "goalposts" Goblin, is because you want to make believe your original aim was to make us sell them to ourselves, and not "Take all Goon POCOs in highsec" as you claimed. Ironically, your own goal-shifting led to you saying RvB=GSF, which means you torpedoed your own victory conditions. Got a lol for that one.

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#246 - 2014-06-03 21:45:40 UTC
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them.
I could (and actually should) ask you to be civil to each other, but I'm afraid that would sadly be a futile request.

The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.


5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Maichin Civire
#247 - 2014-06-03 21:55:53 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them.
I could (and actually should) ask you to be civil to each other, but I'm afraid that would sadly be a futile request.

The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.


5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

According to point five, I think that the biggest troller (if I can say so...) is the OP - he is drowning in this thread and don't want to stop, even when he have 13 pages of "it is so bad idea" posts.

Some people just shouldn't post. (no, not you, Ezwal.)
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#248 - 2014-06-03 22:09:39 UTC
May as well post this here too for people not following the Lemmings thread:
They are merging with The Methodical Alliance and moving to null. You know, because to beat the CFC, you don't need friends, what you need is friends! I've literally never heard of them, but their killboard shows they get dunked pretty much daily (and a 1.23% efficiency for June, spin that one to a positive Mr Goblin), so we should be shaking in our boots.

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Magnus Cortex
Ginger Industrial Solutions
#249 - 2014-06-03 22:19:39 UTC
TMA are Ncdot renters. We used to **** on them all the time when they lived in Tribute. I for one and many of my fellows cannot wait for Lemmings to move to 0.0

Retar Aveymone
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#250 - 2014-06-03 22:27:03 UTC
gevlon's masterful alliance that is the greatest threat to the cfc that we have ever known actually viewed being an nc. renter in the drone regions as a massive step up

that's gotta hurt the ol' gevlon ego but i look forward to the wall of text about how he actually meant to do that and this is a big win
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#251 - 2014-06-03 22:43:35 UTC
Charles Case wrote:
You know what really gets me about this guy? How everything he does is half assed. A prime example of the mental laziness of any randian.

Just look at that poor sod Captain Lemmings in CAOD left all alone having to act all smug after constant failure.


Cool
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#252 - 2014-06-03 22:57:12 UTC
Dave Stark wrote:
hey, gevlon. you are aware that goons have double reimbursement so your crusade of "kill all the goons" just makes their line members richer, right?


Oh no! Please Goblin, don't throw me in that there briar patch!

Whole Squid: Get Inked.

Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#253 - 2014-06-03 23:14:20 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
From the fact that you are in PL, I assume that you are a competitive person, so you don't really understand how these socials work. In your eyes, they are just providing tears.


Please don't ever attempt or assume you have any vague rational thought as to what I may or may not be 'thinking' or how I play the game- just save yourself the heartache of being told that you are indeed quite wrong even more.

*Snip* Please refrain from discussing forum moderation. ISD Ezwal.
Damon Messer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#254 - 2014-06-04 01:24:12 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Xolve wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
From the fact that you are in PL, I assume that you are a competitive person, so you don't really understand how these socials work. In your eyes, they are just providing tears.


Please don't ever attempt or assume you have any vague rational thought as to what I may or may not be 'thinking' or how I play the game- just save yourself the heartache of being told that you are indeed quite wrong even more.

*Snip* Please refrain from discussing forum moderation. ISD Ezwal..

Carefull, gevlon might go after PL next. Big smile
Charles Case
State War Academy
Caldari State
#255 - 2014-06-04 01:39:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Charles Case
Everyone keeps mocking him he just might bring the whole of EVE down Ugh
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#256 - 2014-06-04 03:02:24 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
The goons have lost more ships then they could possibly care about and have the history to prove it, you aren't doing ANYTHING productive

Actually not. If you check the killboard statistics, you'll see that the average GSF pilot lost 700M (0.7B, not mistype) in 2013. Yes, that's a whole year. Sure it's still near a trillion for GSF every month, since there are awful lot of them, but it's not an unreachable number.


Killboard statistics are not a good metric of success against most null groups, considering they have what is essentially a giant money printer.

If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#257 - 2014-06-04 04:31:31 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?

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Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#258 - 2014-06-04 04:41:57 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?



We established that the bomber grind was the most efficient counter to the threat of pl/nc supers. Leveraging CFC manpower against supercap blob. And then to put the cap of the situation BR5 settled the question of a supercap face off.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#259 - 2014-06-04 04:45:11 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Zol Interbottom wrote:
If you want to hurt them you would need to burn their sov, smash their moons and massacre their renters, then you might start getting somewhere. If you are going to just try and out money them you wont have a chance.

So you think that the damage they suffered in 2013 is insignificant to them. Then why don't they went to more wars? Or fielded decent ships instead of bombless bombers?


Maybe because those bombers kicked your former alliance ass, therefore they work. You remember it right? Accidentally docking while a fight was starting and jumping ship when test was doomed... It's fun to see you mock something that stumped you into the ground.

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General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#260 - 2014-06-04 09:56:38 UTC
Khanh'rhh wrote:

Also this is good:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Darwins_Lemmings

"linear growth"
"in a year we will be able to kill the goons"



Its probably because we totally destroyed 2 of your alliances :

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Gentlemen%27s_Agreement/stats

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Li3_Federation/stats

Stats cant be wrong.....or can they Blink