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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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CraftyCroc
Fraternity Alliance Please Ignore
#121 - 2014-05-27 13:02:53 UTC
Offering 20B to the man who brings me Goblins corpse.

Terms : screenshot of local once murders occurred saying: 'FU dribbles. Crafty got more isk then you"
Radric Davids
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#122 - 2014-05-27 13:06:41 UTC
So if a mercenary group killed the titan, but also was killing lemmings, does that mean they scammed you because they did something in addition to but not explicitly against the terms of your contract?
Joseph Soprano
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#123 - 2014-05-27 14:25:57 UTC
Radric Davids wrote:
So if a mercenary group killed the titan, but also was killing lemmings, does that mean they scammed you because they did something in addition to but not explicitly against the terms of your contract?


Since Chribba is holding the cash, if they meet the conditions then the titan killer will get the cash even if it is Noir.
But good point if Noir keep losing expensive Pods then they may need additional income to supplement their scam cash.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#124 - 2014-05-27 14:42:18 UTC
Joseph Soprano wrote:

Since Chribba is holding the cash, if they meet the conditions then the titan killer will get the cash even if it is Noir.


Relevant.

Joseph Soprano wrote:

But good point if Noir keep losing expensive Pods then they may need additional income to supplement their scam cash.


Not.

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Charlie Firpol
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#125 - 2014-05-27 15:28:28 UTC
This "discussion" between Goons and Goblin is so hilarious xD

- You are bad!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
...

The Butcher of Black Rise - eve-radio.com

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#126 - 2014-05-27 15:42:10 UTC
Joseph Soprano wrote:
Radric Davids wrote:
So if a mercenary group killed the titan, but also was killing lemmings, does that mean they scammed you because they did something in addition to but not explicitly against the terms of your contract?
Since Chribba is holding the cash, if they meet the conditions then the titan killer will get the cash even if it is Noir.
But good point if Noir keep losing expensive Pods then they may need additional income to supplement their scam cash.
lol
Usual Lemmings demonstration of how to fail at smacktalking.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#127 - 2014-05-27 15:45:21 UTC
Charlie Firpol wrote:
This "discussion" between Goons and Goblin is so hilarious xD

- You are bad!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
- No, you!
...
Actually it's more:
Gevlon: *silly accusations* *sperg* *bad propaganda* I'm relevant, honest
Goons: lol
Gevlon: YOU RESPONDED I'M RELEVANT HAHAHA *sperg sperg sperg*

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Charlie Firpol
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#128 - 2014-05-27 15:54:44 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Actually it's more:
Gevlon: *silly accusations* *sperg* *bad propaganda* I'm relevant, honest
Goons: lol
Gevlon: YOU RESPONDED I'M RELEVANT HAHAHA *sperg sperg sperg*


"Don't forget though, he's already "proven" that everyone else in the game is lying about all of their isk, because they don't pay a joke of a mercenary group a peasant sum of isk for doing what they already do they must obviously be poor. There's no other possible explanation, cos he said so, right? Bow to gobbos superiority."

You wrote this yourself. This looks a whole lot like "Gevlon, you are bad" to me.

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#129 - 2014-05-27 16:24:35 UTC
Charlie Firpol wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Actually it's more:
Gevlon: *silly accusations* *sperg* *bad propaganda* I'm relevant, honest
Goons: lol
Gevlon: YOU RESPONDED I'M RELEVANT HAHAHA *sperg sperg sperg*
"Don't forget though, he's already "proven" that everyone else in the game is lying about all of their isk, because they don't pay a joke of a mercenary group a peasant sum of isk for doing what they already do they must obviously be poor. There's no other possible explanation, cos he said so, right? Bow to gobbos superiority."

You wrote this yourself. This looks a whole lot like "Gevlon, you are bad" to me.
Really? Have you read what I'm referring to? It's actually me taking the **** out of a crackpot theory backed by no evidence. He essentially made a post where he stated that all rich people would spend their money, then moved on to say that others don't spend their money while he did, then moved on further to claim that this must mean that they are not as rich as they claim, then finished it up by stating that none of them are as rich as they claim to be, like it was somehow fact at this point.

But that's not to say I don't think he's "bad" as in a bad player, he's self-admittedly a terrible eve player, and the one thing he's good at, making isk, he's not even great at that. At some point along the line (I think he got an application for goons rejected) he's gone full swing into "goons are evil IRL!" and now spends almost all of his time trying as hard as he can to prove something. I assume he's trying to prove he can fight everyone or outwit us or something or maybe trying to remove "evil" from the game, but that doesn't really matter.

The part that does matter is that we gain a fair bit of amusement from poking the autistic bear, and I hope he never stops, since he's twice as entertaining as modern Dinsdale (Dinsdale seems to have turned a bit emo, like the whole word is pointless, which is less entertaining). But it's not about saying "No you're bad!" it's pretty much about saying whatever it takes to keep him rageposting.

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Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#130 - 2014-05-27 17:03:41 UTC
To say that Goblin is bad is a terrible insult.

It's a terrible insult to all the bad people out there - to everyone ever considered, in any way shape or form, "bad at anything".

This is the man who said that "[TEST] will retreat to Delve, and will either hold it alone or leave it as the most battle-hardened, competent and motivated group." after 6VDT fell.

His comprehension of goon philosophy defines a new "zero", and his lack of understanding of human relations is downright impressive. His posting is so bad it becomes hilarious due to how terrible it is, right before collapsing in on itself due to raw density of its idiocy and becoming simply bad once more.

At this point in time however, I must say he appears to be losing his grip and going in circles. He said in his very own blog that "Goon ratter losing his Golem is a Goon ratter losing his Golem and not Goonswarm losing a Golem", yet he keeps claiming victories over Goonswarm as a whole going by deaths of careless individuals losing **** in hisec.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

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Big Lynx
#131 - 2014-05-27 18:25:28 UTC
CraftyCroc wrote:
Offering 20B to the man who brings me Goblins corpse.

Terms : screenshot of local once murders occurred saying: 'FU dribbles. Crafty got more isk then you"


That's only possible when CCP releases Captain's Quarter Reloaded. The mysterious door opens and you can assasinate Goblin while he is sitting there doing his 0.01isk station trade war.
Charlie Firpol
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#132 - 2014-05-27 19:02:09 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:

The part that does matter is that we gain a fair bit of amusement from poking the autistic bear, and I hope he never stops, since he's twice as entertaining as modern Dinsdale (Dinsdale seems to have turned a bit emo, like the whole word is pointless, which is less entertaining). But it's not about saying "No you're bad!" it's pretty much about saying whatever it takes to keep him rageposting.


"No, I am not just saying he is bad! You are saying I am saying "you are bad"! But you are bad! (Oh, and he also is bad)"

No hard feelings man, I enjoy Goon posts just as much as Goblin posts. Keep up the good work :)

The Butcher of Black Rise - eve-radio.com

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#133 - 2014-05-27 19:44:09 UTC
Charlie Firpol wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:

The part that does matter is that we gain a fair bit of amusement from poking the autistic bear, and I hope he never stops, since he's twice as entertaining as modern Dinsdale (Dinsdale seems to have turned a bit emo, like the whole word is pointless, which is less entertaining). But it's not about saying "No you're bad!" it's pretty much about saying whatever it takes to keep him rageposting.


"No, I am not just saying he is bad! You are saying I am saying "you are bad"! But you are bad! (Oh, and he also is bad)"

No hard feelings man, I enjoy Goon posts just as much as Goblin posts. Keep up the good work :)
lol, you know the difference between what you were saying before, and what I'm saying there. If you don't, that's your educational issues, not mine. Continue to gripe as you wish.

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Aranaelia
Doomheim
#134 - 2014-05-27 20:07:21 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:


that's your educational issues, not mine.



This one needs special attention. A keeper, for sure.
Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#135 - 2014-05-28 06:57:55 UTC
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
that's your educational issues, not mine.
This one needs special attention. A keeper, for sure.
Yup, typos for the win, I won't even edit it, just for you. Later when you find me saying something you don't like you can even refer back to it and celebrate.

Damn forum alts man, sheesh.

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Aranaelia
Doomheim
#136 - 2014-05-28 07:41:33 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
that's your educational issues, not mine.
This one needs special attention. A keeper, for sure.
Yup, typos for the win, I won't even edit it, just for you. Later when you find me saying something you don't like you can even refer back to it and celebrate.

Damn forum alts man, sheesh.


What typo? Have you quite finished? You really are quite bizarre, Lucas.
Maichin Civire
#137 - 2014-05-28 07:46:02 UTC
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
that's your educational issues, not mine.
This one needs special attention. A keeper, for sure.
Yup, typos for the win, I won't even edit it, just for you. Later when you find me saying something you don't like you can even refer back to it and celebrate.

Damn forum alts man, sheesh.


What typo? Have you quite finished? You really are quite bizarre, Lucas.

Inb4 goblin under another alt to post in the forum, where he can't use his main character because of lack of his social skills.
Aranaelia
Doomheim
#138 - 2014-05-28 08:13:11 UTC
Maichin Civire wrote:
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Aranaelia wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
that's your educational issues, not mine.
This one needs special attention. A keeper, for sure.
Yup, typos for the win, I won't even edit it, just for you. Later when you find me saying something you don't like you can even refer back to it and celebrate.

Damn forum alts man, sheesh.


What typo? Have you quite finished? You really are quite bizarre, Lucas.

Inb4 goblin under another alt to post in the forum, where he can't use his main character because of lack of his social skills.


Yes of course, because I write just like him, and I wasn't originally laughing with Lucas (who subsequently and for some bizarre reason flipped about a non-existent typo) because I found what he said to be amusing.

Why is everyone so touchy?

Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#139 - 2014-05-28 08:27:38 UTC
This is c&p. It is a touchy feely kind of place. A warm center of the universe where all opinions are welcome and free love is the order of the day. Where even people who fall clear off the autism scale can find someone willing to acknowledge that they do indeed exist.

As much as a sock puppet or forum personality of an online fiction can be said to exist.
Aranaelia
Doomheim
#140 - 2014-05-28 08:38:28 UTC
Froggy Storm wrote:
This is c&p. It is a touchy feely kind of place. A warm center of the universe where all opinions are welcome and free love is the order of the day. Where even people who fall clear off the autism scale can find someone willing to acknowledge that they do indeed exist.

As much as a sock puppet or forum personality of an online fiction can be said to exist.


I'll pass on the feely, but touchy can be amusing.