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Bring me the head of a CFC titan pilot!

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Minmatar Citizen 9103102
Doomheim
#101 - 2014-05-26 14:20:38 UTC
Gevon Goblin is a Tora Bushido alt.
Funny huh.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#102 - 2014-05-26 14:51:14 UTC
Minmatar Citizen 9103102 wrote:
Gevon Goblin is a Tora Bushido alt.
Funny huh.
Lol Vegas, don't let me add this to your alt list P You know you re in trouble then. Pirate

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Dave stark
#103 - 2014-05-26 15:04:36 UTC
Dalto Bane wrote:
Eh, its content creation. I'm ok with this. No matter if poorly thought out, at least its something! It is poorly thought out though. Smile


it's not really content creation when you're paying isk for an event that would have happened anyway... that's basically why people are laughing at him.

he's essentially offering to pay 20bn for the sun to rise in the morning.
Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#104 - 2014-05-26 16:10:18 UTC
20 bil for a titan kill? Dunno Gobbles, doesn't sound that enticing.
Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#105 - 2014-05-26 16:51:33 UTC
Posting in a Gevlon Thread!

I can feel my IQ dropping already.

This and more at 11!

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John Ending
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#106 - 2014-05-26 16:54:19 UTC
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:
20 bil for a titan kill? Dunno Gobbles, doesn't sound that enticing.


Its just blog fodder. He doesnt really have anything to post about anymore. Nobody cares about shipping implants from Jita to Amarr posts, nobody cares about killmail and killboard posts, nobody cares about wardec posts.

One giant way of jumping up and down screaming: "Please pay attention to me!"
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#107 - 2014-05-26 18:50:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Khanh'rhh
John Ending wrote:
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:
20 bil for a titan kill? Dunno Gobbles, doesn't sound that enticing.


Its just blog fodder. He doesnt really have anything to post about anymore. Nobody cares about shipping implants from Jita to Amarr posts, nobody cares about killmail and killboard posts, nobody cares about wardec posts.

One giant way of jumping up and down screaming: "Please pay attention to me!"

He's leaked his motivation in the comments section before - he knows people think he is irrelevant so he is trying to create a version of the truth where he is. He's trying to show that making money is all you need to do to succeed in EvE (because he is, self admittedly, completely incapable of interacting with other people), and trying to show that money can solve any issue you have - i.e. hating GSF/CFC.

It's pretty transparent that this is an attempt to fish for something where he can say "Look, I can kill titans". Someone will eventually claim the 20b (for a kill that would have happened anyway) and then he will smug-blog about how he turned 20bil into 120bil of damages against the CFC.
See also: where he claims kills in Jita are "ROI"* on him throwing billions a month at marmite to wardec us (something they were, to fit the theme, doing anyway) or where he moved his POCO war goalposts so many times, that he eventually settled on us selling them as a "win" with some revisionist posting.


* - like, does he wilfully misuse that as a joke, or does he not get the concept of a RETURN being necessary? IDK it's a Gevlon mystery

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Voyager Arran
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#108 - 2014-05-27 00:27:00 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
I say we just sacrifice a titan hull at the next vile rat memorial FFA event to a swarm of newbees, collect the bounty and divide it amongst the 20 newest bees on the kill mail. EVE becomes a better place because it has one less titan in it, newbees get a titan killmail, and Gevlon ends up having to pay Goons 20 billion.


Please do it! Actually I know where you could get the titan. Mynnna is sooooooooo much more rich than me, he'd gladly donate you one.


Saying it ironically doesn't diminish the fact that Mynnna is rich enough to self-destruct a Titan with some T2 BPOs for cargo and still make you look like a small business owner.

Your whole Plutocrat act would be a lot more compelling if you were actually Koch Brothers Rich.
Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
#109 - 2014-05-27 02:33:03 UTC
I would've used that 20b to fund a few dozen roams for fun and pleasure and explosions, but that's just me.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#110 - 2014-05-27 03:29:52 UTC
So if the terms are never fulfilled, does Chribba give the money back to Gobs? P

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#111 - 2014-05-27 04:23:21 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
So if the terms are never fulfilled, does Chribba give the money back to Gobs? P

As long as there is CFC, the terms can be fulfilled so the bounty stands. The only point when it returns is if CFC ceases to exist without the bounty claimed.

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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#112 - 2014-05-27 04:30:01 UTC

Wikipedia says Goblins are evil and greedy.

It also says they are very short.


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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#113 - 2014-05-27 05:07:53 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Mynnna is sooooooooo much more rich than me


Lets be fair here: Most goons have more money than you.

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Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#114 - 2014-05-27 06:07:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Malcolm Shinhwa
I've just gotten into gooning, but I totally know where a Titan is. I've already bridged from it more times than I've saved that godforsaken princess or debutant or whatever that whore who goes off with the pirate to "do things" is called. Send me 5bil and I will tell you the system and moon it is in.*




* note: I will not provide warpins to said titan. I'm usually too busy shitting my pants while the FC yells at me that I have once again failed to bring the doctrine fit to the fleet and will be failing at everything I do. I have no cyno skills, so basically you're on your own. Really the Titan is in a POS, good grief how hard could it be to figure out which one a noob like me could know about, but I really need the 5bil because I'm space poor and everyone keeps flying their pimp Battleships and T3s and lording it over me. Gaaaa.. those guy suck. I'm sorry ok, I can't fly anything. I should just biomass now. OMG.. someone bumped the Titan.. it totally wasn't me I don't frickn' care what the Titan pilot says it wasn't me GDI. Shut your festering gob you lying wh*re.

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Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#115 - 2014-05-27 06:35:16 UTC
Voyager Arran wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
Arkady Romanov wrote:
I say we just sacrifice a titan hull at the next vile rat memorial FFA event to a swarm of newbees, collect the bounty and divide it amongst the 20 newest bees on the kill mail. EVE becomes a better place because it has one less titan in it, newbees get a titan killmail, and Gevlon ends up having to pay Goons 20 billion.
Please do it! Actually I know where you could get the titan. Mynnna is sooooooooo much more rich than me, he'd gladly donate you one.
Saying it ironically doesn't diminish the fact that Mynnna is rich enough to self-destruct a Titan with some T2 BPOs for cargo and still make you look like a small business owner.

Your whole Plutocrat act would be a lot more compelling if you were actually Koch Brothers Rich.
Don't forget though, he's already "proven" that everyone else in the game is lying about all of their isk, because they don't pay a joke of a mercenary group a peasant sum of isk for doing what they already do they must obviously be poor. There's no other possible explanation, cos he said so, right? Bow to gobbos superiority.

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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#116 - 2014-05-27 07:08:49 UTC
20 billion is considered money in super-cap warfare?

Just saying.

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Luwc
State War Academy
Caldari State
#117 - 2014-05-27 07:54:33 UTC
why are you in a npc corp ?

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Succendus Tegimens
Hey Fatty With Your Thick Face
#118 - 2014-05-27 09:26:01 UTC
So he can't be wardecced and his assets attacked.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#119 - 2014-05-27 12:03:59 UTC
Succendus Tegimens wrote:
I would've used that 20b to fund a few dozen roams for fun and pleasure and explosions, but that's just me.

He has stated many times that he despises people who play games for fun, why would he do this? It's much better to spend most your waking life making space gold and the rest of it trying to convince yourself it makes you relevant.

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Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#120 - 2014-05-27 12:19:42 UTC
And then he realizes that titans are worth more than 20 billion?

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