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Fighter Jets GuitarSolo follows through. Phew.

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Geoffrey Udan
#1 - 2014-04-19 09:34:13 UTC
Here I am. Making my first journey to Jita. Ever. I don’t know what to expect, but I can’t help the sick feeling in my stomach. Always afraid of being screwed over. It tends to happen when you believe in people. Anyways. I get to Jita, and an ISK doubler keeps posting in local about all the people she’s doubled for and their amounts. “Eve's ONLY honest and ethical ISK doubler is back in Jita! Minimum 50M investment, limit 3 investments per player. If you didn't read the rules in my bio, you paid those that did! No charity + No scams = Ethical doubling”. At first I think its total bullpucky. But as the names keep popping up, I think to myself “Hey, 50M dosnt take that long to get.. And if I get paid, then it’s worth it, but if I get scammed then I have a new goal haha”. Then I look to her bio for the rules, just to make sure there is no fine print. I find:
Ethical ISK Doubling
1. Follow all of the rules.
2. Maximum three transactions per player
3. Send even amounts only
4. Minimum play: 50M
5. Wait patiently!
6. Share some of your profits with another player to pay it forward :) <3 <3
These rules seem fair enough. Free money. Hesitantly I right click Fighter Jets GuitarSolo’s name and then click “Give money”. Here I pause for about 5 min as I stare at the 50M balance. After what seemed like an eternity, I violently clicked send after I typed “Wish me luck haha..”. I wait and I wait, and finally she sends me 100M. I was shocked. Couldn’t believe that her advertisement was true. Great player, great person. Happy to keep playing in the sandbox.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#2 - 2014-04-19 09:36:46 UTC
IB4L.

This is starting the get ridiculous now.

Take your alts elsewhere. "Ethical", perhaps not based on forum posting.
Tesco Ergo Sum
#3 - 2014-04-19 09:37:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Tesco Ergo Sum
*Yawns*

Also, what ^^ said...
Adrie Atticus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-04-19 09:37:34 UTC
Scams belong in C&P.
Karl Staufenberg
Executor Industries
#5 - 2014-04-19 09:39:16 UTC
IB4L

Second post today about FJGS in GD. Apparently it's not enough to spam local.
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#6 - 2014-04-19 09:43:21 UTC
Geoffrey Udan wrote:

These rules seem fair enough. Free money. Hesitantly I right click Fighter Jets GuitarSolo’s name and then click “Give money”. Here I pause for about 5 min as I stare at the 50M balance. After what seemed like an eternity, I violently clicked send after I typed “Wish me luck haha..”. I wait and I wait, and finally she sends me 100M. I was shocked. Couldn’t believe that her advertisement was true. Great player, great person. Happy to keep playing in the sandbox.


Glad that you enjoyed my services! Big smileBig smile

Say hi next time you are in Jita ;)

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D

Salvos Rhoska
#7 - 2014-04-19 09:44:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Salvos Rhoska
Pathetic reminder of the kind of gormless losers there are out there.
Neither funny, nor witty or interesting.

Biomass yourself and your "customer" alts.
Gtfo.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#8 - 2014-04-19 09:46:45 UTC
Are you trying to get an *ingame* ban?

I hope you'll succeed!
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#9 - 2014-04-19 09:48:37 UTC
Babby's first viral marketing.
Tesco Ergo Sum
#10 - 2014-04-19 09:55:06 UTC
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo wrote:
Geoffrey Udan wrote:

These rules seem fair enough. Free money. Hesitantly I right click Fighter Jets GuitarSolo’s name and then click “Give money”. Here I pause for about 5 min as I stare at the 50M balance. After what seemed like an eternity, I violently clicked send after I typed “Wish me luck haha..”. I wait and I wait, and finally she sends me 100M. I was shocked. Couldn’t believe that her advertisement was true. Great player, great person. Happy to keep playing in the sandbox.


Glad that you enjoyed my services! Big smileBig smile

Say hi next time you are in Jita ;)


Haven't they banned you yet?
Fighter Jets GuitarSolo
Krypteia Operations
#11 - 2014-04-19 09:57:44 UTC
For what?

Evemail me or convo me in-game to inquire about my honest and ethical ISK doubling services! If you're in Jita, stop in and say Hi! ;) :D

Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#12 - 2014-04-19 09:57:58 UTC
WB Erroneous1




I like Battleships.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

Solecist Project
#13 - 2014-04-19 09:58:40 UTC
Did you know?

When you pick your nose prominently in public,
people will look away,
turning you socially invisble.

Against persistent lookers... just eat it.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Shederov Blood
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
#14 - 2014-04-19 10:02:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Shederov Blood
Balls!

edit: wrong thread.

Who put the goat in there?

Sirinda
Ekchuah's Shrine Comporium
#15 - 2014-04-19 10:02:52 UTC
lolz

While I figure they may actually double the first or second batch of money you throw their way, hoping to sucker you in even more, the risk they'd just go for the small and quick buck is far too great.

Also, fake customers raving about how great ISK doubler XYZ is while being one of his or his friends' alt.

Frankly, if you send ISK to doublers, some of the neurons in your brain need replacing.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#16 - 2014-04-19 10:03:48 UTC
Salvos Rhoska wrote:
Neither funny, nor witty or interesting.

Does it make you want to watch him get kicked in the face in real life. Is that how he would become interesting to you?

You'd laugh and applaud at that right?
Serene Repose
#17 - 2014-04-19 10:06:07 UTC
Utter non-sense. Not supported by fact. A total figment of the imagination.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Alyth Nerun
Foundation for CODE and THE NEW ORDER
#18 - 2014-04-19 10:09:42 UTC
This sounds like a solid way to invest money with great returns. I make sure I send some ISK next time I am in Jita.

Thx for the post, OP
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#19 - 2014-04-19 10:15:46 UTC
Meh says the sheep.
ibtl

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#20 - 2014-04-19 10:24:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Ralph King-Griffin
you might find more sucess with a less sinister avatar,
and welcome back.
edit: just read the bio "Ethical ISK Doubling" lol.
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