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Get the loot!

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NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2014-04-07 21:03:30 UTC
So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed, a lone Ishkur warped in on me and began circling the damaged Heron in Worlds Collide

I attempted to hail this fine capsuleer seeking to render aid to the stricken crew but stopped something seeming off.

Lo and behold his ship had a yellow skin, something not released to those noble livers of Hisec yet

I waited and saw this strange ship circle once, twice and suddenly it spat a strange swarm of angry tiny and very flighty metal birds with lasers for eyes at my MTU

Acting quickly, I grabbed my mtu and fled this strange new entity

When I returned a few seconds later it had vanished into space

But then it returned and began to circle me as though lost

Being the solo and with no interest in cheap dates type of guy I am, I promptly popped all the triggers and left the lovestruck ship to die in a cornucopia display of Guristas might.

And yet when I return, I find not the wreck of yellow skinned Ishkur, but a brand new Legion piloted by a veteran crew and capsuleer

This Legion takes to circling the Heron as well, seeking to get the crew inside

Realizing this strange pilot means to do them harm, I get together some other bored and rich capsuleers to ensure the safety of the stuck crew
And with their help the crew is safely returned

But I feel the need to ask, why was this strange yellow ship in my mission?
Are we finally getting predators in EVE?
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2014-04-07 21:11:04 UTC
Pix Severus
Empty You
#3 - 2014-04-07 21:12:13 UTC
It's nice that you fought back.

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Tesco Ergo Sum
#4 - 2014-04-07 21:13:49 UTC
Jovians in disguise...
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#5 - 2014-04-07 21:36:16 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed,

I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not.
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#6 - 2014-04-07 21:37:42 UTC
I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured.
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#7 - 2014-04-07 23:18:52 UTC
Tau Cabalander wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed,

I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not.

No this is my main
After buying said 76 billion mach, Im a bit strapped for ISK hence the mission running
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-04-07 23:28:31 UTC
... you probably imagined the whole thing, being as stressed and exhausted as you no doubt are from all that compulsive "grinding"... Blue Pill or not, it will make you go blind, y'know. Shocked

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-04-07 23:33:45 UTC
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured.

She loves it.
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-04-07 23:34:42 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
Tau Cabalander wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed,

I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not.

No this is my main
After buying said 76 billion mach, Im a bit strapped for ISK hence the mission running



lol, so strapped for ISK you cannot afford the new sneaky stealth-MTU
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2014-04-07 23:55:55 UTC
This thread is proof that NEONOVUS is an Alex Grison alt.



Or its the other way around.

Or they have the same dealer.


Kids...stop huffing paint skins.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#12 - 2014-04-08 00:11:48 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Nalelmir Ahashion wrote:
I approve of this thread and the fact he helped the poor heron crew though they get stuck in pirate space battles 2000 times per day and like gold fish or a damsel in distress they keep getting captured.

She loves it.


Yeah, she's a head case alright. Daddy didn't giver her enough attention...or maybe too much. So, in a desperate attempt to get more/the right attention, she witlessly throws herself into the waiting arms of those pesky "banditos" so that she may relive the fantasy of being rescued by her knight in shining armor over and over again, thus numbing her mind of her poor and abusive childhood. Too bad, I heard she actually has a great voice and can sing like goddess.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."

Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#13 - 2014-04-08 07:35:47 UTC
This whole thread strikes me as legit

Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#14 - 2014-04-08 09:55:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services.

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ISD Ezwal
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ISD Alliance
#15 - 2014-04-08 11:21:24 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services.
I don't think Kruul is to blame here. I mean, he has to pay for several hundred new clones per day. And replacement Pleasure Hubs aren't exactly cheap either....;-)

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#16 - 2014-04-08 12:34:02 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
The Damsel in distress is actually a high class courtesan with an independent streak and a suitor named Krull, her "father" is her disgruntled pimp who is fed up with Krull not paying for her services.
I don't think Kruul is to blame here. I mean, he has to pay for several hundred new clones per day. And replacement Pleasure Hubs aren't exactly cheap either....;-)
Well that explains his rubbish combat implants, if he's replacing them several hundred times a day he's not going to buy himself some +5's.

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Noxisia Arkana
Deadspace Knights
#17 - 2014-04-08 14:56:57 UTC
Good story, would read again. +1

Too much isk for a macharial. -1

God speed.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2014-04-08 16:33:38 UTC
Tau Cabalander wrote:
NEONOVUS wrote:
So today while out running SOE missions in my utterly pimped 76 billion Machariel paid for by the loot of the many things I have killed,

I do hope that's a posting alt. Locator agents are everywhere, though SoE are not.

Check the pilot posting history. Its a troll. A moderately funny one though. 4/10

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Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#19 - 2014-04-08 16:36:45 UTC
Sad attempt to generate content?

Mach is probably T2 fit, not like they are worth pimping now....Lol

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Commander A9
This Was The Way
#20 - 2014-04-09 01:51:52 UTC
That's pretty kickass, Neonovous!

EVE is real! :D

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-add more missions (NPC fleet vs. NPC fleets that actually shoot)

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