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Broken game mechanic that allows you to grind one PLEX per hour solo.

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Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#1 - 2014-04-01 13:56:10 UTC
and 1 April fools per year.

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2014-04-01 13:57:53 UTC
Its after 12pm

You are the fool

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#3 - 2014-04-01 13:59:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Belt Scout
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Its after 12pm

You are the fool


Not real good with calendars and clocks, are ya?

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Nalelmir Ahashion
Industrial Management and Engineering
Mouth Trumpet Cavalry
#4 - 2014-04-01 14:54:05 UTC
according to Jewish calendar there was and evening, then morning. So he was technically right.

*Note: Poster is Jewish.
Forum Clone 77777
Doomheim
#5 - 2014-04-01 15:22:20 UTC
You realise that some people multiboxing some activities can easily earn 1 plex per hour right? Say with 30 accounts, its fairly possible.
Aquila Sagitta
Blue-Fire
#6 - 2014-04-01 16:03:26 UTC
Brewlar Kuvakei
Adeptio Gloriae
#7 - 2014-04-01 16:06:51 UTC
I can make 700m per hour so the joke is on you.
Ayuren Aakiwa
Anoikis Equilibrium
Honorable Third Party
#8 - 2014-04-01 16:31:25 UTC
lvl 4 tier 4 fw missions? Oh wait you thought this was a joke ShockedShockedShocked
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9 - 2014-04-01 16:37:17 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Its after 12pm

You are the fool


Not real good with calendars and clocks, are ya?

I believe people in the UK stop April Fools pranks after noon on April 1(?)

-Khergit "Helpful" Deserters
Edmark I
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-04-01 16:44:27 UTC
Capital escalations in WH are fine please ignore
WouldYouEver HaveSexWith aGoat
Doomheim
#11 - 2014-04-01 16:49:21 UTC
Yeah wth, this isn't a joke... this is reality even in high-sec rofl
stoicfaux
#12 - 2014-04-01 17:02:15 UTC
OP makes only 14.99 an hour? OP needs a better job.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Bael Malefic
Doomheim
#13 - 2014-04-01 19:41:41 UTC
Ah come ON! Came expecting secret hints from the pros. Left deeply saddened Sad
Bizzaro Stormy MurphDog
B.L.U.E L.A.S.E.R.
#14 - 2014-04-01 20:56:21 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
OP makes only 14.99 an hour? OP needs a better job.


Working 40 hours a week at $14.99/hr will net you an annual income that is higher than the median income for all wage earners in the United States.

I am not an alt of Chribba.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#15 - 2014-04-01 21:29:13 UTC
Belt Scout wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Its after 12pm

You are the fool


Not real good with calendars and clocks, are ya?


Im pretty good at it actually

"#1Posted: 2014.04.01 13:56"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#16 - 2014-04-01 22:16:03 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Neither of us laughed.....

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