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Highsec PvP-ers needed for foreverwar against Goons

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mynnna
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1021 - 2014-02-01 04:51:15 UTC
I know how much Marmite just loves fighting RvB, so I made sure to accept them into the war they declared on my altcorp.

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Gevlon Goblin
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#1022 - 2014-02-01 06:03:35 UTC
I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first!

The second comes in Monday!

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Stahlregen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1023 - 2014-02-01 06:27:58 UTC
Oh man, just when I thought the Xenuria lemon was all squeezed out along comes Gevlon. LolLolCoolBlink

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN' WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY'S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN.
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1024 - 2014-02-01 07:38:47 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first!

The second comes in Monday!


Seriously? That's the big news? That you can, *gasp*, wardec a Corp?

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Leigh Akiga
Kuhri Innovations
#1025 - 2014-02-01 07:55:12 UTC
Well thats pretty anti-climactic. The second thing must be a barely legible blog post about kdr and isk efficiency Sad
Pete Butcher
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1026 - 2014-02-01 08:16:02 UTC
Leigh Akiga wrote:
Well thats pretty anti-climactic. The second thing must be a barely legible blog post about kdr and isk efficiency Sad


Don't forget opportunity costs!

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#1027 - 2014-02-01 09:01:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Good times for the Hisec crowd indeed!

Nicely done mister goblin, keep up the good work!
Playing those nullbear pubbies like a badly tuned accordeon. Epic.

D.

Bear

e: forgot about the opportunity cost of having about 100 goons/rvb drones 'deploying' on a poco op, costs of forming an alliance to put up another poco and promptly having that backfire on you and this is only the tip of the iceberg. Good times Twisted

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#1028 - 2014-02-01 09:10:16 UTC
I wonder if 52 pages of text hurts or helps Gevlon...just considering
Kryptik Kai
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#1029 - 2014-02-01 09:18:40 UTC
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first!

The second comes in Monday!

Is it haggis?


Fruitcake?


Man the anticipation is unbearable!

"Shiny.  Lets be bad guys." -Jayne Cobb
Arkady Romanov
Whole Squid
#1030 - 2014-02-01 09:44:55 UTC
Kryptik Kai wrote:
Gevlon Goblin wrote:
I told you I've been cooking two nasty things. Here is the first!

The second comes in Monday!

Is it haggis?


Fruitcake?


Man the anticipation is unbearable!



It's a double turd sandwich. Same as every other thing he cooks up in EVE.

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Powers Sa
#1031 - 2014-02-01 10:07:37 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Good times for the Hisec crowd indeed!

Nicely done mister goblin, keep up the good work!
Playing those nullbear pubbies like a badly tuned accordeon. Epic.

D.

Bear

e: forgot about the opportunity cost of having about 100 goons/rvb drones 'deploying' on a poco op, costs of forming an alliance to put up another poco and promptly having that backfire on you and this is only the tip of the iceberg. Good times Twisted

Participation said 35, and you guys had 20 in system with another 10 and 5, 2 jumps out

So you're off by a factor of 3, and your people scattered to the wind in the face of any measurable resistance, despite tora being on field in a cloaked neutral probing proteus

That poco will be transferred by sunday.

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#1032 - 2014-02-01 10:15:27 UTC
Tora's going bald after pulling hair from all the losses my alliance has inflicted on them.

Up to 4 billion so far, and its Day 3 of the war.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#1033 - 2014-02-01 10:50:53 UTC
I have read so much stupid in this thread, my brain has broken.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Khanh'rhh
Sparkle Motion.
#1034 - 2014-02-01 10:52:34 UTC
Brave Marmite co ran away.
("No!")
Bravely ran away away.
("I didn't!")
When danger reared it's ugly head,
They bravely turned their tail and fled.
("no!")
Yes, brave Marmite co turned about
("I didn't!")
And gallantly they chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking ("I never did!") to a dock,
They beat a very brave retreat.
("all lies!")
Bravest of the braaaave, Marmite co!
("I never!")

"Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual,

Ted McManfist
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#1035 - 2014-02-01 11:34:29 UTC
Marmite running from a fight again?! Well I am shocked! Was it the newbee in a Merlin that scared you?

How far did you Nancys make it from the undock this time? Did you have warp speed implants in so you could run away faster?
Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#1036 - 2014-02-01 11:36:28 UTC
^^ I swear I saw a lazor!

We can't all have RVB wiping our beehinds can we, mister mean goon meanie X

D.

Bear

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Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1037 - 2014-02-01 12:26:36 UTC
Gevlon, why are you paying lemmings to "lol about in frigates"? That's what they were doing during this whole fight, intel showed them flying around lowsec in a frigate group posting meme pictures in local. Don't worry, they stopped by Hek to try to dual there. I got a good opportunity to see first hand their local chatter on my Hek trader. Lets just say all those things you stated you hate about groups like goons and TEST, lemmings already seems to have.

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Motives Alterior
Mostly Harmless Sins
#1038 - 2014-02-01 12:30:22 UTC
Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#1039 - 2014-02-01 13:27:31 UTC
Motives Alterior wrote:
Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas.
Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant.

Choices choices...

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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
#1040 - 2014-02-01 16:23:44 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
Motives Alterior wrote:
Hey, we are already like goons and TEST after 3 weeks! Thank you Lucas.
Nearly. You've got the lolling and the memes down, now you have to choose. If you want to be like goons, you've got to take over half the universe. If you want to be like TEST you need to move to low sec and pretend to be relevant.

Choices choices...


Getting too smug can be your downfall, I remember the last time Goons became smug and they fell spectacularly like most of the old big alliances. Time will tell.