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@ the Fail suicide gankers shooting my nub frigs for empty small cans
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Mirima Thurander
#1 - 2011-11-25 05:41:27 UTC
you have been trolled

u MAD bro?

i see you there hoping its full of BPOs

how you like all thos book marks to your moms house?

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2011-11-25 05:48:36 UTC
If you get any particularly juicy tears, please do share them. There is nothing better than angry ganker QQ'ing.

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Handsome Hussein
#3 - 2011-11-25 05:52:35 UTC
The quality of this post is legendary. I can't wait to see what sort of tears your "nub frigs" bring.

Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
Mirima Thurander
#4 - 2011-11-25 05:56:15 UTC
instructions on how to farm ganker tears


step 1 - get a nub ship

step 2 - get small cans

step 3 - rename can to corp BPOs, BPOs, cap component BPOs

step 4 - AFK on jita gates

step 5 - ?????

step 6 - profit

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Aggressive Nutmeg
#5 - 2011-11-25 06:15:54 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
step 3 - rename can to corp BPOs, BPOs, cap component BPOs

Oh that's just a master stroke.

Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Mirima Thurander
#6 - 2011-11-25 13:43:53 UTC
yo ganker man

why you no post chest thumping cave man response?

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Jack bubu
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-25 13:45:05 UTC
Cargo scanners can look into cargo cans, how does anyone fall for this?
Mirima Thurander
#8 - 2011-11-25 13:45:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Mirima Thurander
Jack bubu wrote:
Cargo scanners can look into cargo cans, how does anyone fall for this?



most gankers are dumb?


step 1 - scans ship

step 2 - see's BPO

step 3 - FIRE DA GUNS!

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
knobber Jobbler
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2011-11-25 13:47:17 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
instructions on how to farm ganker tears


step 1 - get a nub ship

step 2 - get small cans

step 3 - rename can to corp BPOs, BPOs, cap component BPOs

step 4 - AFK on jita gates

step 5 - ?????

step 6 - profit



Ok, that's a good one. Will definately have to try this out.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#10 - 2011-11-25 13:47:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Tippia
Jack bubu wrote:
Cargo scanners can look into cargo cans, how does anyone fall for this?

…hell, as far as I can recall, you don't even see cargo cans on scan unless they're empty (or possibly double-wrapped).
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#11 - 2011-11-25 13:49:49 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Jack bubu wrote:
Cargo scanners can look into cargo cans, how does anyone fall for this?

…hell, as far as I can recall, you don't even see cargo cans on scan unless they're empty (or possibly double-wrapped).



Tippia, please don't spoil Mirma's moment.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
David Grogan
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-11-25 13:59:27 UTC  |  Edited by: David Grogan
Jack bubu wrote:
Cargo scanners can look into cargo cans, how does anyone fall for this?


get can name it bpos then setup a courier contract to your alt.

undock with package that when scanned shows a can called bpos but it does not show what is in the can.

get popped and watch a ganker lose isk because the can had a useless bookmark to jita 4-4 monument :P

i even like to rename the bookmark to BPO names such as "Maelstrom Blueprint" and even Faction BPC named bookmarks such as "Macharial Blueprint"

Everytime you buy something that says "made in china" you are helping the rising unemployment in your own country unless you are from china, Buy locally produced goods and help create more jobs.
Hwong Jian
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2011-11-25 14:05:38 UTC
I just realized the best part of this anti-pirate scam.

Kill rights!

20 minutes after they pop your nub frig, go back in a combat ship and kill them as they prep to gank another ship.

Double their loss for more than twice the joy.
Mirima Thurander
#14 - 2011-11-25 14:35:07 UTC
Hwong Jian wrote:
I just realized the best part of this anti-pirate scam.

Kill rights!

20 minutes after they pop your nub frig, go back in a combat ship and kill them as they prep to gank another ship.

Double their loss for more than twice the joy.



i wonder how much tank dose a gank ship have?

All automated intel should be removed from the game including Instant local/jumps/kills/cynos for all systems/regions.Eve should report nothing like this to the client/3rd party software.Intel should not be force fed to players. Player skill and iniative should be the sources of intel.
Halcyon Ingenium
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-11-25 14:39:43 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
Hwong Jian wrote:
I just realized the best part of this anti-pirate scam.

Kill rights!

20 minutes after they pop your nub frig, go back in a combat ship and kill them as they prep to gank another ship.

Double their loss for more than twice the joy.



i wonder how much tank dose a gank ship have?


If its a proper one almost no tank at all, if any.

By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!
Jack All'Trade
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-11-25 14:42:17 UTC
going to have to try this.

griefer tears are always best tears Twisted
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2011-11-25 14:46:50 UTC
Unfortunately, by definition suicide ganking is done with a ship you didn't want anyways.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#18 - 2011-11-25 14:47:49 UTC
Jack All'Trade wrote:
going to have to try this.

griefer tears are always best tears Twisted

…you need to do more than what the OP says for it to work the way the OP says it does, though.
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#19 - 2011-11-25 15:36:23 UTC
awwww, this thread is just all sorts of cute

widdle cuddly bears screwing in their store-boughten fangs


LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol
Buruk Utama
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2011-11-25 15:45:57 UTC
Mirima Thurander wrote:
Hwong Jian wrote:
I just realized the best part of this anti-pirate scam.

Kill rights!

20 minutes after they pop your nub frig, go back in a combat ship and kill them as they prep to gank another ship.

Double their loss for more than twice the joy.



i wonder how much tank dose a gank ship have?


None, all possible slots are devoted to increasing dps and possibly scan time if they aren't boosted.
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