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[PONZI] Awkward Honesty #1 1B @ 9,3% FILLED! well... sort of.
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Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
#41 - 2013-12-02 19:28:48 UTC
I bought a drake today. it felt glorious. Do people know about this? the joys of flying a drake, oh man I could fill this entire post with ramblings on how much I loved my new drake. loved, for I sold it afterwards. its one of the pains of a marketeer, never being able to truly bind with all the little surprises in life. you're married to profit, who turns out to be a cheating biatch while giving you **** for christmas. anyway...

So I dont believe in blink anymore. I find it a scamdalous operation which determines its winnings based on algorithmic scaling. also I saw a good question in their thread, what have they done for plex for good? quadrilionaires unable to buy up the plex market? come on.
so I have switched to Podluck instead. it sucks and the winnings are crap, but hey. ... there is actually no reason to be doing it, consider my self defense void.
so thank god for guidance systems. I would tell you all to buy huge stockpiles of em and just profit forever, but that would be too easy.

to my dear investors,
you were wise in choosing me. I love isk and Isk loves me, its like we were made for each other. don't tell her parents yet, I'd like to keep it a secret.

7o

Awkward Honesty. the only mutually profitable scam in eve.
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
#42 - 2013-12-06 12:56:58 UTC
Only 5 days to go on this first round!

So far I've had great success. my money laundry has been running non stop, shifting ISK from one wallet to another, playing isk wars with myself and I even made some legit profit. of course, station tax took it away from me, but who's counting Smile
To my investors,
I've had the chance to spend a lot of time with your beloved isks. they're starting to feel a bit homesick, so I am currently comforting them on the silent waves of the zydrine market. best prepare a decent welcome home party for em, they'll be bringing friends.

o7

Awkward Honesty. the only mutually profitable scam in eve.
Tom Fool
Careby Exploration
#43 - 2013-12-10 13:02:44 UTC
Awkward Sanchez wrote:
Only 5 days to go on this first round!

The suspense is killin me!

How are you gonna handle endin the first round and startin the next? On one hand, I know that the isk from the second round is s'posed to pay off the obligations of the first, but to build confidence for a good second round you need a history of good results. It seems to me like this is prob'ly the most difficult point for a Ponzi.
Exiled Sanchez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2013-12-11 22:17:29 UTC
It is... Done!!!

and what a thrilling ride it has been. especially the last few days have been quite interesting. you may notice my change in appearance, some shady underworld types have put a pricetag on my head so I had to seek refuge in one of the quafe outposts a few LY away. anyhow, I'm still here, alive and kicking and I am sticking to the plan.

So as promised, all investing parties have been paid out and have seen their investments returned. I am sure some of you will be nice enough to confirm this.

The next round is just about ready to be launched, I am still working on a few minor details and appealing bonuses to both returning investors and highrollers (not to mention the "shaking off the shady types" part). as soon as all this is ready to go, I shall first contact all first attenders and then I shall go public. until that time, feel free to contact me with any questions.

All the best,

Sanchez the triumphant
Tom Fool
Careby Exploration
#45 - 2013-12-12 09:39:22 UTC
Exiled Sanchez wrote:
...So as promised, all investing parties have been paid out and have seen their investments returned. I am sure some of you will be nice enough to confirm this...

Yee haw! I wish my daddy was alive to see this - he would surely be proud. My one hundred million I.S.K. is now one hundred and nine million, three hundred thousand I.S.K. just as I knew it would be.

Good goin, Sanchez!
Quinn Cooke
Usque Ad Mortem
#46 - 2013-12-13 02:19:36 UTC
ArrowIsk received!
Very happy to see this worked so well. Let's make more money!

doesnt play well with others
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