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Monocle? The MOST Exquisite Club in New Eden!

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Axton Kashuken
We make things.... I think
We trade things... I think
#401 - 2013-11-19 02:56:49 UTC
I recently joined this exclusive club, and it has been the most exciting part of my eve career.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#402 - 2013-11-19 02:57:56 UTC
Oh hey. This is still a thing.

Are people still mad about monocles?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Asura Vajrarupa
Doomheim
#403 - 2013-11-19 04:35:03 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
It would really be cool to be able to both have a Right gold monocle and somthing ludicrously expencive for the right eye. Would be a shame if CCP introduces another item better than the monocle. Only to realise that you cant wear your monocle at the same time.

/P


What is obviously needed here is an add on to your monocle; a telescoping spyglass!

Now you too can comically rupture your own pod with the force of a thousand suns with this quality telescoping spyglass from NeX! Simply attach to your monocle and you to will be unnecessarily able to see things far away for the split femto second it takes for the neural scan and nano poison to do their work. Awaken in your med clone with a beautiful image of a magnified spot in space rendered by your naked eye, and a whole bunch of primitive optics, firmly in memory. Be the first in your circle of friends to stumble around your cabin with displaced perspective and dysfunctional depth perception. ORDER NOW!

Ignorance is the cause of suffering.
CERA Elitist
The Prometheus Society
#404 - 2013-11-19 04:52:48 UTC
Asura Vajrarupa wrote:
Princess Saskia wrote:
It would really be cool to be able to both have a Right gold monocle and somthing ludicrously expencive for the right eye. Would be a shame if CCP introduces another item better than the monocle. Only to realise that you cant wear your monocle at the same time.

/P


What is obviously needed here is an add on to your monocle; a telescoping spyglass!

Now you too can comically rupture your own pod with the force of a thousand suns with this quality telescoping spyglass from NeX! Simply attach to your monocle and you to will be unnecessarily able to see things far away for the split femto second it takes for the neural scan and nano poison to do their work. Awaken in your med clone with a beautiful image of a magnified spot in space rendered by your naked eye, and a whole bunch of primitive optics, firmly in memory. Be the first in your circle of friends to stumble around your cabin with displaced perspective and dysfunctional depth perception. ORDER NOW!

CCP pls
Rune Schereau
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#405 - 2013-11-19 23:11:50 UTC
Remissus Rinah wrote:
What ho, chaps-

If I have a golden pod, does that qualify me to join even though my monocle is of the lesser 'torch' variety? I selected it largely for color matching with the rest of my ensemble, but may upgrade it to the superior version in the future.



No. Gold monocles only allowed. We don't want your poor kind around us. When you become the upper class and can afford swag such as ourselves, you can let us know.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#406 - 2013-11-20 06:11:28 UTC
Gold monocles? Only if you can't afford a real monocle and some cybernetic arms. Poor people are for catching your spit. I see gold monocles and I just feel sorry for you peasants. Big smile

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#407 - 2013-11-20 06:20:26 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Gold monocles? Only if you can't afford a real monocle and some cybernetic arms. Poor people are for catching your spit. I see gold monocles and I just feel sorry for you peasants. Big smile


haha... Dammit....

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#408 - 2013-11-20 06:29:53 UTC
Gogela wrote:
Gold monocles? Only if you can't afford a real monocle and some cybernetic arms. Poor people are for catching your spit. I see gold monocles and I just feel sorry for you peasants. Big smile



:C at least i'm rocking it :D

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#409 - 2013-11-20 06:29:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Gogela wrote:
Gold monocles? Only if you can't afford a real monocle and some cybernetic arms. Poor people are for catching your spit. I see gold monocles and I just feel sorry for you peasants. Big smile


haha... Dammit....

I would never spit on you though. You look like a lion king. The bear chest. The long hair. All of it. +1 for style sir...

Don Purple wrote:

:C at least i'm rocking it :D

No. No you are not.

/spits in Don Purple's general direction...

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#410 - 2013-11-20 07:14:26 UTC
A non-monacled Star-belly comes in briefly to mention that top hats are what the truly elite wear, and that monocles are silly gadgets/gizmos/devices to be sold at carnival gift shops. The non-monacled Star-belly then leaves the monocled folk and returns to the non-monocled world where he belongs.

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Nocturnal Phantom
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#411 - 2013-11-20 17:50:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Nocturnal Phantom
Monocle Club House is not something that is tought or given, it's a way of life. Only the cool kid's of EvE dwell in such an exclusive channel. Fill my tear jar you poors. Pirate
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#412 - 2013-11-21 01:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Cannibal Kane
Gogela wrote:
Cannibal Kane wrote:
Gogela wrote:
Gold monocles? Only if you can't afford a real monocle and some cybernetic arms. Poor people are for catching your spit. I see gold monocles and I just feel sorry for you peasants. Big smile


haha... Dammit....

I would never spit on you though. You look like a lion king. The bear chest. The long hair. All of it. +1 for style sir...

Don Purple wrote:

:C at least i'm rocking it :D

No. No you are not.

/spits in Don Purple's general direction...


Just for you...

I decided to do an upgrade.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Mashie Saldana
V0LTA
New Eden Alliance 99013733
#413 - 2013-11-21 12:21:26 UTC
New arms attached, just waiting for the portrait to update.

How to win EVE
Reiisha
#414 - 2013-11-21 12:39:49 UTC
Monocles are overrated...

If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all...
Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#415 - 2013-11-21 12:55:57 UTC
Arronicus wrote:
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Monocls shud b destory aftr pilot lose own pod, this mak no sense, when a clon die you got nekkid body without implants or party or non organic stuf... so why moncle survive?


I don't know about you, but every time I get podded, I actually get all my clothes back. Perhaps you should invest in a better quality medical clone. Also man your spelling and grammar is terrible.


** Also, man, your spelling and grammar are horrible. **

Thank me later :D
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#416 - 2013-11-21 13:49:15 UTC
Amarr, monocle and a golden pod. Just no contest.
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#417 - 2013-11-21 16:05:04 UTC
Some really good banter in the channel, but if you are easily insulted or disturbed dont bother. Evil
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#418 - 2013-11-21 16:46:40 UTC
Xylem Viliana wrote:
Some really good banter in the channel, but if you are easily insulted or disturbed dont bother. Evil

Exclusive Banter ♥♥♥

 ♥ 
Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#419 - 2013-11-21 20:24:45 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
Xylem Viliana wrote:
Some really good banter in the channel, but if you are easily insulted or disturbed dont bother. Evil

Exclusive Banter ♥♥♥

High class banter too.
Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#420 - 2013-11-21 22:09:30 UTC
Buy me a Monocle then ;)

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