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The Greater Fool Bar

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Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#2601 - 2013-10-26 09:45:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Kheily Books
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Being in abscence for quite some while, Zoe enters through the bars front door along with Chloe and...one, two, three...nine...twelve...FIFTEEN! other members of the bloodhorse tribe. The croud is filling up the place with chattering and laughters as they begin to form up in front of the bars backside wall. Zoe places a camera on a tripod, hits the autotimer and rushes in the middle of the girls.

"Attention now everyone, look in the camera and say cheeeeeeese!"

"why's this thing taking so loo... *chhhpooofff!*

-Kaltana group portrait with horse-

After the shoot, the girls start spreading all over the place for the normal madness routines.


Kheily ninjaloots the picture and photoshops some nametags on it. Pirate

OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe: http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2602 - 2013-10-26 09:49:47 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Being in abscence for quite some while, Zoe enters through the bars front door along with Chloe and...one, two, three...nine...twelve...FIFTEEN! other members of the bloodhorse tribe. The croud is filling up the place with chattering and laughters as they begin to form up in front of the bars backside wall. Zoe places a camera on a tripod, hits the autotimer and rushes in the middle of the girls.

"Attention now everyone, look in the camera and say cheeeeeeese!"

"why's this thing taking so loo... *chhhpooofff!*

-Kaltana group portrait with horse-

After the shoot, the girls start spreading all over the place for the normal madness routines.


Oh my God, 17 Kaltanas... Shocked I think Succus is about to consider the possibility of raising an eyebrow. Lol

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2603 - 2013-10-26 14:13:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Alice Saki
*Skips in*

*Waves at Succus*

You know what I want Lol


Notices Kaltana group *GLOMP OVERLOAD* LolLol

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2604 - 2013-10-26 23:39:01 UTC
*Miz walks in and notice the high amount of Kaltanas. Then mutters for herself:

"Damn blobs. No way to get a good 1 on 1 here tonight"

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#2605 - 2013-10-27 00:27:03 UTC
*Returns to the Bar*


Strong Drink.

Today has been one of those days...

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Qaidan Alenko
Eezo-Lution Inc.
#2606 - 2013-10-27 01:11:10 UTC
Yo! Bar keep!

Tanq & Tonic...
Go ahead... Get your Wham on!!!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2607 - 2013-10-27 18:51:53 UTC
*Miz rushes into the bar.

"Time to pop some champagne and celebrate the release of my pvp video"

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2608 - 2013-10-29 11:26:07 UTC
The long awaited Nutella battle is now posted as a Pod and Pilot submission. It is located at https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=291077&find=unread

Hope you enjoy it!

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2609 - 2013-10-29 11:51:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai surrounds Random's shoulders with her arm and almost plants a kiss on his bald, yet then she reminds that those are Yiole's premises and the kiss eventually lands on Random's cheek*

Very well done, Random. I guess that now some will be wondering wth is the thing with Nutella wrestling... Lol

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#2610 - 2013-10-29 11:54:28 UTC
Now, we'll just need the details for the final match. And who is writing it. And who wins....

Host of High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/

Space music http://minddivided.com

I G Channel HighDragChat

Broadcast4Reps

Cathy Okagima
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2611 - 2013-10-30 08:24:17 UTC
*Having heard great things Cathy enters The Greater Fool Bar for the first time, she makes her way to the bar and settles herself on a stool.

"Amaretto on the rocks and four bottles of Rum to share with all. pretty please"
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2612 - 2013-10-30 16:21:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Laudenum Hayes
The front door to the bar opened and a tall statuesque woman strolled in. A few of the long time patrons were barely able to recognize her as Laudenum Hayes. Gone were the cargo work pants, vest and boots. She wore a tight black leather skirt, a tight white shirt and high heeled boots. Her hair was pulled back, not in its customary braids, but brushed and gleaming into a full red ponytail. She stopped and looked around the bar, noting the Kaltana brigade and waving. She held up one finger in a ‘I’ll be right there’ motion, turned back to the bar and smiled a wicked little smile.

She walked slowly to the bar, conscious to the looks she was receiving but giving no indication. Her eyes were locked upon the bar, and in particular, one of the persons behind the bar. It was the predatory look of a hungry cat, with the Cheshire smile of knowing the meal will soon be consumed.

Both Twinkle and Succus stood behind the bar. Succus in his customary way, constantly wiped any surface that may have any sort of contaminant. He glanced a look up and noted the makeover change. A hint of a smile crossed his face and he said, “Good afternoon, Ms. Hayes. What may I get for you?”

Laudenum’s look had never left Twinkle, and that look paralyzed him. He stood, mouth slightly agape still holding the Amaretto on the rocks for the other patron standing at the bar. Laud’s predatory grin grew slightly and in a sultry tone said, “I would love something cool to drink. I’m feeling a little warm.”

Twinkle dropped the tumbler of Amaretto.

Succus, with a disapproving look, quickly poured a new glass and pulled a chilled bottle from the cooler at his knee. He handed the tumbler to the young woman and handed the bottle to Laudenum.

Laudenum turned to look at the young woman and in a bright tone said “Hi, I don’t recognize you. Are you new here?”

“Yes, my name is Cathy.” she said holding out her hand. “I’ve heard of the bar only recently and thought I’d check it out.”

“My name is Laudenum and it is a pleasure to meet you.” she said, shaking hands with the newcomer. She handed Succus her cred stick and said “I have this.” She indicated the Amaretto, the bottles of Rum and her own frosted bottle. She turned back to Cathy and said “I have some friends that you absolutely have to meet.”

Laudenum helped Cathy pick up the assorted bottles and looked at Twinkle. He stood transfixed. He hardly moved. Laudenum took a moment to slowly, and very obviously, look him up and down, biting on her lower lip as she did. As she finished her visual assessment, she smiled and winked and led Cathy to the Kaltana hoard.
Cathy Okagima
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#2613 - 2013-10-30 17:03:21 UTC
*Cathy was pleased to have another companion in this wonderful establishment and quickly joined in with all the revelry that was to be had not to mention the drink.

"Thanks Laudenum Hayes its an absolute pleasure to make your acquaintance and that of your friends."

*And smiling with pleasure she beckoned for more drinks.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#2614 - 2013-10-30 19:27:35 UTC
*Indahmawar Fazmarai rushes downstairs and quickly grabs the remote for the main screen and switches channel*

"People, you just must see this! That's our CCP overlords in action at their super-secret Secret Base!"

*looks around as jaws drop, palms reach to faces and eyes roll*

"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."
Eliana Eros
Sentinel Event
Hatakani Trade Winds Combine
#2615 - 2013-10-30 19:55:26 UTC
*Eliana Eros stands outside the bar with hand raised towards the handle, but hesitates to touch it. Fear, of what may lay inside weighs heavily upon her shoulders. Her background does not make allowances to consort with those reputed to reside in here.

Raised to look upon other bloodlines as inferior, and to isolate herself from those that do not walk the same path. Always striving to impress her parentage.

However, on a whim Eliana Eros decided to take the advice of an Caldari associate of renown, and attempt to live up to her surname. After an entire life of subjecting, and acting as one of the Avenging Angels, forgoing the need for sight, instead relying on her faith to guide her through any number of scenarios. The thought of seeking...companionship not based on blood, belief, or skill leaves an numbing feeling in her outstretched hand.

Eliana Eros can vaguely make out the laughter that springs forth from behind the door and feel the heat that radiates from the door. Its the laughter that is her undoing. She has never known a feeling other than desire.

Slowly, as if sudden moments would draw attention to her, she lowers her outstretched hand and turns on her heels to walk back through the alley from which she used to arrive. Next time, she thinks next time.

♥'s and Glomps for everyone...well almost everyone.

Ze Goggles

Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#2616 - 2013-10-30 22:27:58 UTC
Xercodo sits on a sofa, simply taking in the ambiance of the establishment, taking occasional swigs of Quafe. As a non-drinker he found it best to leave most others to themselves so as not to get involved in anything he'd regret later, sober or not. He was content with not really talking with anyone unless spoken to first and just soaking in the energy of the social environment while he thought to himself about the day and the near future.

But while in one of these half-trances his eyes grow slightly wider with a realization. With a grin sliding on to his face he gets up, Quafe in hand. He walks over to Ish, tapping her on the shoulder trying to hide the grin under a more casual face.

"Hey Ish, I've been meaning to ask you, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sani Sabik would you?"

The Drake is a Lie

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2617 - 2013-10-30 23:38:49 UTC
Wow, 131 Pages !

Awesome work ! :D

Aaand goodbye, I just jumped through. ^_^
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#2618 - 2013-10-31 09:03:38 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
Xercodo sits on a sofa, simply taking in the ambiance of the establishment, taking occasional swigs of Quafe. As a non-drinker he found it best to leave most others to themselves so as not to get involved in anything he'd regret later, sober or not. He was content with not really talking with anyone unless spoken to first and just soaking in the energy of the social environment while he thought to himself about the day and the near future.

But while in one of these half-trances his eyes grow slightly wider with a realization. With a grin sliding on to his face he gets up, Quafe in hand. He walks over to Ish, tapping her on the shoulder trying to hide the grin under a more casual face.

"Hey Ish, I've been meaning to ask you, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the Sani Sabik would you?"


*Ishtanchuk Fazmarai turns around and faces Xercodo*

"The Sani Sabik? What do you want to know about them? Maybe you feel you could be a Savant?", answers Ish, with a bemused grin.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Kheily Books
Kaltana Industries
#2619 - 2013-10-31 09:22:31 UTC
Kheily looks up from her datapad and notices Ish's activated Tracking Computer II and Invulnerability Field II.

Kheily also notices her absolutely adorable new appearance.

Kheily bites her lower lip and turns her head back down into her datapad. OopsShockedOops

OOPE Pinup Calendar application thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=236043&find=unread The Kaltana Blood Horse Tribe: http://i.imgur.com/mufDw3B.png

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#2620 - 2013-10-31 16:12:25 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:

"Huh, hello Laude. You look pretty today..."


*blush*

"Thank you, Indah, but not nearly as pretty as you."

Laud walks slowly over to the music player, inserts her cred stick and, with occasional glances to the bar, makes her selection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt8mNt94xJU&list=PL70A37B861341733C begins to play and Laud steps back and begins a slow sensual dance drawing the eyes and a few participants to the dance floor. She looks behind the bar at Twinkle and gives him a look of intense heat. She turns to continue her dance, her body fluid and sensual.

A glass tumbler is heard breaking behind the bar.