EVE General Discussion

You can't be serious ...

I like cakes cream cake chocolate cake oh jam rolly polley

nom nom nom

Stop checking EVE's box, you pervert.

I hear there is cake in the break room.



There is never any left when I get there. Stupid HR lady always take like half of it. Like she needs it. Shes one of those eats all day long and never gains a pound women. The main problem is that she knows it too. She constantly brags about it. I always walk by her desk and put salt on her food so that she retains water. Salt does that to women right? anyways, I hope she gets fat. Like TLC show morbidly obese fat. That will knock her down a peg. Really deflate her ego. Her husband wil probably divorce her for it too. That would be best for him anyways. Shes been cheating on him for like 3 years with the boss's son. The son is like 10 years younger than her too. I mean, all her husband has to do is check the kids facebook wall and he would catch his wife cheating on him. I guess hes one of those guys who doesn't have a facebook page, probably at her request. God I hate that women manipulate men like that. I guess that men manipulate women too though, so turnabout is fairplay. Although, the boss's son has the herp. Yep, he went all YOLO at college and caught it from this little blonde chick who he though was clean. Turned out she wasn't. Now were pretty sure the HR lady has it. She got to right? I mean, after 3 years, you totally gotta catch that stuff. I dug through her purse once while she was out to see if she was taking Valtrex, because that would totally confirm if she had it. I didn't find any though. She probably hiding it in her desk. That is always locked. I practiced picking the lock on my desk with 2 paperclips to prepare myself for the day when I mission impossible my ass over there and lockpick that drawer. I know theres something there I could use against her, or at least flame her to the whole office over. That will toally teach her for eating half my birthday cake last year. It was a good cake. It was lemon cake with lemon frosting. awesome. I love that combo. I took only a small piece hoping that I could come back later and get more, but that woman came in and literally plopped half the cake on a plate and went to her cubicle and ate it. I had hoped that she was allergic to lemon. Ugh she wasn't though. That wasa dumb thought...if she was allergic to lemon, she would know it..and not taken any of my cake! Anyways, if you've survived this far, I promise you, its almost over. Or is it? I mean, the counter says I have about 3600 characters left, So I could go on about the HR lady. There really is a lot to tell about her. I don't use facebook, or else id look her up and link her page here so you can picture what she looks like. She one of those pale people. and she has a mole on her neck. its one of those small moles, not one of those hairy potato moles that people get that have to be surgically removed. That would be gross. We would have to name it. I would totally name it larry. Larry the mole.

I was wondering about this earlier today. It doesn't seem to do anything... but I would like to see what a developer has to say about it. (If it does anything, anyway.)

Now all that's needed is a counter like ship spinning has.

Get to it bluebars.

Check your interval settings. Those are some insane rates you're getting. You may want to try running the game in a fixed window on top of the proper interval setting if your monitor runs at a rate higher than 60hz.

What do you mean, it doesn't do anything ?

It's a counter.
It displays a number.

Hell, if you're completely nuts, you could pretend that it's some weird FPS game ...
... but it clearly DOES something .......................................

Can we add a checkbox checking counter in the next update please.

Thanks for the free bump anyway ISD m8

Maybe we can now get some devs in here to get to the bottom of this mystery.