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How to Not get ganked
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Ammzi
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#1 - 2013-09-15 20:11:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Ammzi
For payments of 100 m isk I will disclose to you all the ways and methods on how to avoid being ganked by ~pizza coalition~.
We are truly sorry for the pain we have dealt on the heaps of freighter and jump freighters pilots in New Eden and would like to offer this service as a sign of our deep regret of breaching your hull multiple times, in and out.

PM me for more info!

Obligatory dead providence: http://www.daitengu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/providence-wreck.jpg
Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#2 - 2013-09-15 20:17:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Amhra Rho
I know a chicken that pays Colonel Sanders protection money. So far the chicken is very happy with this arrangement - ask him again tomorrow.

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#3 - 2013-09-15 20:26:22 UTC
why would you blow up a providence

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Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-09-15 20:31:05 UTC
Hell. I'll tell you for 25 million.

I'm waiting for my wallet to flash.

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Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#5 - 2013-09-15 20:34:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Azami Nevinyrall
I'll do it for free...

Freighter's/Jump Frighters - don't fly with billions of ISK worth of **** in your hold...

Barges - always have DCU II/Reinforced Bulkheads II w/half decent shield tank...

/thread

...
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#6 - 2013-09-15 20:34:50 UTC
I thought this said 'How to not get naked', entered confused, left dyslexic.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#7 - 2013-09-15 20:35:23 UTC
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-09-15 20:52:25 UTC
I used to be ganked by pizza and goons every week. I felt depressed and had trouble undocking my Hulk. That all changed when I sent Ammzi 100 million ISK and a mail ingame. He had to send three mails back because the guide exceeded the character limit. This is truly comprehensive and I now feel more confident flying T2 BPOs around in my Providence than ever. I haven't been ganked in hours! Thanks, Ammzi!
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#9 - 2013-09-15 21:05:38 UTC
Benny Ohu wrote:
I used to be ganked by pizza and goons every week. I felt depressed and had trouble undocking my Hulk. That all changed when I sent Ammzi 100 million ISK and a mail ingame. He had to send three mails back because the guide exceeded the character limit. This is truly comprehensive and I now feel more confident flying T2 BPOs around in my Providence than ever. I haven't been ganked in hours! Thanks, Ammzi!


I, on the other hand, steadfastly refused to give in to such protection rackets. My alt, whom I will not acknowledge for fear of being banned for impersonation, has been ganked three times in the past hour. The local trade hub can hardly keep up with my demand for new freighters, but I continue to stand on principle.

I hope you bastards enjoy the Estamel's gear that dropped.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-09-15 21:08:14 UTC
Putting on my seat belt and tray table in its upright and locked position for a warp to Crime and Punishment.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#11 - 2013-09-15 21:08:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Don't travel with something valuable in cargo bay or shiny modules equipped. :D

But seriously, you will need covert ops tengu tanked for 700 000 EHP or something like that to feel relatively safe everywhere. :)

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2013-09-15 22:37:42 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
Don't travel with something valuable in cargo bay or shiny modules equipped. :D

But seriously, you will need covert ops tengu tanked for 700 000 EHP or something like that to feel relatively safe everywhere. :)

Make it purple, just to be sure.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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John XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#13 - 2013-09-16 02:01:04 UTC
My system is fool-proof and I will tell you for free!

1) Dock up*
2) Biomass
3) Un-sub

*please be kind enough to contract all your belongings to James 315 before proceeding to step 2. He will make sure it will all be used for the betterment of EVE.


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Jaun Pacht-Feng
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-09-16 02:03:19 UTC
Is people getting this desperate?

I know scamming took a hit recently, but this is pathetic!

"Go Goon or Go Home"

Perfect description of the biggest problem with Eve. 
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#15 - 2013-09-16 02:42:10 UTC
... waits for the flood of EVE-related 1 hour infomercials at 3am...

Roll

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Mr Pragmatic
#16 - 2013-09-16 05:16:52 UTC
I am not sure, but this violates the TOS. You are speaking on the behalf of all the gankers sores.

Super cali hella yolo swaga dopeness.  -Yoloswaggins, in the fellowship of the bling.
Xen Solarus
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#17 - 2013-09-16 09:40:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Xen Solarus
Send him 100mill and his magical solution to not get ganked by them: "send me 100mill per month and we'll keep you on our non-gank list"

My suggestion? Don't fly freighters with massive isk valued cargos. Problem solved! Cool

Post with your main, like a BOSS!

And no, i don't live in highsec.  As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.  
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#18 - 2013-09-16 10:34:35 UTC
covops cloak

now gimme my 100mil
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#19 - 2013-09-16 10:39:39 UTC
Shocked

Selling tinfoil hats. Cheap.

COO - Bene Gesserit Chapterhouse  CEO - Sanctuary Pact Alliance
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-09-16 10:55:47 UTC
It's always a good idea to avoid the usual trade routes,
more so if you can reduce the number of jumps.

For example, going from Hek to Jita takes you 20+ jumps
or less than ten if you go through Rancer.

As we all know, most gankers are dumb cowards,
so you don't have to fear them when going through Rancer... at all.
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