Out of Pod Experience

The evil Gallente parallel universe strikes again!

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*hurries back a second time and removes our lipsticks from Ish's lips*

She moans and the force of the headache is like a vise across her scalp. The air is acrid with the smell of ozone but the air intakes are working hard to remove the offending scents. There it is again! Someone screaming incoherently and she feels like she’s being tossed around. It raises her ire and she swings out. There is a connection and she pushes herself upright.

Laying a few feet away, Twinkle rubs his jaw where the firey redhead connected a swing. He turns his head and watches her as she shakes the disorientation.

“Damnit! Lalalalala!” Laudenum yells, shaking her head a little bit with each outburst. “Great, now I can’t f***in’ hear.” She starts to stand but swoons, grasping out for the returning Twinkle who moved in to help her. “Twitch, I can barely hear.” She shouts at him, having no concept as to how loud she is. Laud looks around and sees that she is in the wrestling room and every surface is pristine clean. A small ‘woop!’ escapes from her as she notes that the remaining attempts at cleaning the Nutella dust have been completed. The smile fades from her face as she realizes that the shooting she saw may not have been just a dream.

“Trundle! Ish and the Kaltana’s may be in danger.” She screamed, still not sure of her volume. Twinkle’s face darkens slightly as he sees the concern in Laud’s eyes and he assists in bringing her back into the bar proper. “We need to get them some help!” She shouts, as he helps her into one of the bar seats.


She sits heavily and sips on the drink that Twinkle brought for her. Was it a dream? Or, was it real?

The redness on my cheeks is from recent exposure to high voltage, NOT from the glaring error that may seem to have come from me. Besides, I can never get his name right....

Knowing my sister, I wouldn't be surprised to see her continue to fumble for his name.

Interesting and funny improvisation :)

I don't think we capsuleers all are somewhat connected to each other...

*continues installing ship weapon in my CQ*

I'll help you find your backside when we get back into the Nutella ring...

GLOMPS!

Ooops, wrong thread.

*walks away*

Twinkle sees Alice Saki for the first time, since she's been absent a long while. She comes in, stumbles toward a table, seats to it and falls asleep. Twinkle tilts his head and states:

- I see sleepwalking people.
- Mgrblumbrurb coffee gnarmbrarburl -answers Alice.
- As you wish, miss -says Twinkle. He brings a coffe jar and a cup before Alice, then she says:
- Gnangangar a tube straw ugaugange

Twinkle produces a long tube straw, dips one end into the jar and the other on the corner of Alice's mouth. Without lifting her head from the table, Alice Saki starts slurping coffee through the straw. Twinkle double-tilts his head and says:

- Awesome!
- Slurp, slurp, slurp -goes Alice.
- Keep filling the jar until she's had one liter or goes to a pee -advices "Aunt" Mae, the head waitress.
- Aye aye, Mae!
- Slurp, slurp...

The young Kaltanas, Maria and Monica, come to see Alice Saki. Succus has instructed them and they produce a small coffee pot and a cup, and Twinkle titls his head as Alcie smellls the pot, over the aroma of the coffe jar. Alice Saki opens her eyes, stands her head and anxiously drinks a cup of Javalovah. The Kaltana girls, curious, serve themselves a little from the pot and drink it, then they blush simultaneously and rush towards Succus, unceremoniosuly leaping over the counter, and cover him in kisses.

- Questo caffè è davvero ottimo! Ti vogliamo troppo bene, nonno Succus! -they say, and Succus barely blinks as he embraces their waists and lovingly pats their asses.

Twinkle tilts his head and says:

- I don't know what they said, but they can say it to me as they do with Succus...

Succus nods back at Alice Saki and mumbles, misteriously:

- That's two thousand and five hundred, or twenty-five hundred if you like it better...
- Huh? -inquires Twinkle
- Don't ask and I won't lie to you, boy...