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They are not BUGS!
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Jacob Menard
Bleeding Skulls Syndicate
#1 - 2011-11-14 17:26:35 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, EVE does not contain ANY bugs. The code simply develops random, unexpected features.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#2 - 2011-11-14 17:28:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Nova Fox
There are bugs they're about 120meters long and usually are armed with nerf bat launchers. if you ever encounter one hope you can jump system in time however even then I suspect thier missiles are also capable of jumping.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#3 - 2011-11-14 17:32:59 UTC
Last time I encountered bugs in EVE, I was stuck between jumps in pitch black space and was attacked by a octagonal saucer like mothership. Never made it to the other side, no clue how the clone data got through.

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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#4 - 2011-11-14 17:33:45 UTC
I remember those mishaps back in the day people would jump and either they or only just thier ship would arrive on the other side.

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mkint
#5 - 2011-11-14 17:41:13 UTC
old joke, wasn't that funny the first time.

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Jacob Menard
Bleeding Skulls Syndicate
#6 - 2011-11-14 17:48:04 UTC
mkint wrote:
old joke, wasn't that funny the first time.


Bell bottoms are old too, but they are the rage again today!
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#7 - 2011-11-14 17:50:09 UTC
Jacob Menard wrote:
mkint wrote:
old joke, wasn't that funny the first time.


Bell bottoms are old too, but they are the rage again today!


I'd confirm that before you undock from the house for groceries.

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mkint
#8 - 2011-11-14 18:07:44 UTC
Jacob Menard wrote:
mkint wrote:
old joke, wasn't that funny the first time.


Bell bottoms are old too, but they are the rage again today!

Let's think of other examples for why your stupid recycled joke is still stupid:

"That food isn't parasite infected, it's just unexpectedly alive."
"That building isn't structurally unstable, it's pre-post-apocalyptic."
"That's not genocide, it's a raising of the average income."

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Jacob Menard
Bleeding Skulls Syndicate
#9 - 2011-11-14 19:07:09 UTC
Famble wrote:
Jacob Menard wrote:
mkint wrote:
old joke, wasn't that funny the first time.


Bell bottoms are old too, but they are the rage again today!


I'd confirm that before you undock from the house for groceries.


I left the house once, the graphics were ok, but the gameplay was boring.
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#10 - 2011-11-14 20:24:52 UTC
hmm nobody said anything about the cockroach.

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Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#11 - 2011-11-14 20:26:54 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:
hmm nobody said anything about the cockroach.

Nobody got my reference either. This thread sucks. What?

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#12 - 2011-11-14 20:38:57 UTC
On an older character, I changed some settings in my Overview and all of a sudden my controls went dead. No auto-pilot, the map screen was bugged, my weapons wouldn't target anything and the context menu wouldn't go more than two levels deep.

As a roleplayer, I called it a 'system error' and pretended my ship was malfunctioning (which, in effect, it was) and limped to a station until I could get the settings fixed. Then I put in a ticket. :)

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Carlos Aranda
Doomheim
#13 - 2011-11-14 20:42:59 UTC
My Tengu is flying backwards and my Hurricane did not uncloak after a jump and looked like Harbinger, while it warped cloaked, but it is all working as intended, because teh logs tehy show nothing.

Oh and in some fleet fights, always with small fleets and fortunately nt too many, most of my fleet mates got kicked form the server while the hostiles did not and killed half of the ships either by probing them with aggro after the 1mio e-warp or because they came back from their emergency warp right into them. Teh logs, tehy showzd nuthing again. There are no haxx0rs or b0tt0rs or anything like this in the Eve world, so CCP not even need to use these EVIL words. LOLZ taht was the good fights, CCP promised us. Thanx.